Story of the BOY's life.
But as a plot twist it was Clint's monkey paw.
Hoooly kino!
Somehow Cobes has, for the longest time, been an alcoholic who cannot stomach the taste of alcohol.
ok but whats more goth than making mead out of the corpse. if you think about it all thats missing is some yeast and honey.
It's the opposite, actually. The more his teeth decay, the more the BOY doubles down on the KFC extra crispy.
This right here is why Cobra's content never gets old. The absurd goth af skull cup stares into your soul while Josh does the grown-up version of the kindergartener mixing together all the soda in the house.
Week-old booze, burning cigarettes, jizz, old sweat because he never showers, whatever the hell Tactical Soap smells like, maybe whatever he ate last depending on how recently he ate.
His rotten/infected teeth alone would make his breath smell like a corpse.
They never say he doesn't smell bad. They say he doesn't smell "THAT bad".
think about your life, how often at the store or in public do you smell someone? you have to be really sweaty to get a good stench going. BO alone isnt enough, you gotta get that soaked back of your shirt sweat before anyone can tell.
