🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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October 2019:
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January 2025:
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Fat saga is coming up nicely toobs... (:_(

I miss the Cobra who, after overeating, felt like a pig and self-harmed...
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
am I the only who's very amused by his ever-growing noggin? it's just so funny. it reminds me of amber lynn.
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It's hard to tell if the face swelling is from him getting fat or just chronic gum inflammation from his teeth. There's been times where his face looked less puffy.
 
In my future perfect utopian dystopia, there would be a medical service advertising free Warheads to people like Warlord, except when they come in for the procedure, they would be humanely euthanized instead, to help maintain the health of the community.
 
Corduroy Incognito said:
Has Josh ever shit himself on stream before? It feels like something that would definitely happen, but off the top of my head I can't think of it ever occurring.
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Uhhhh.....would you believe that he has...technically...shit himself on stream? He got up during a video one day and said "Welp, time to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool!" and proceeded to violently and loudly shit for 5 minutes. Easily one of the top 5 Cobra moments that goes unnoticed.


He also "woke up in the early morning to fart" and accidentally shit himself.


The idea that Josh needed to wake up to fart, like its an action that requires being cognizant and not an involuntary action one does in their sleep like everyone else makes me laugh so hard. Like he NEEDS to use what little brain power he has left to fart? Makes me die.
 
barrow greeter said:
In my future perfect utopian dystopia, there would be a medical service advertising free Warheads to people like Warlord, except when they come in for the procedure, they would be humanely euthanized instead, to help maintain the health of the community.
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The documentary film "Escape From New York" has similar ideas.

Although the doc is mostly about a former special forces soldier rescuing the President from Isaac Hayes, there are several scenes in the beginning that detail how welfare is handled in the future. Poor people, atheists, misfits and criminals are given a choice between euthanasia or community care in the ruins of Manhattan.
 

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Back to the bro era. The dark cloud of the bog witch, that bitch Jessica Boyle, has broken and a new light shines upon Casper. A feast for our King and his jester/commmon law husband.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
She? Nigger please. Even if you are the most pozzed reddit chungus heckin wholesomerino SJW tranny defender how can you look at that degenerate hairy sex pest meth-pole smoking monstrosity and address it as a female. If you genuinely believe that please start streaming your food hack recipes because you're definitely retarded.
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You bigot chuds truly get scared at a real hoe, huh?
 
Corduroy Incognito said:
Has Josh ever shit himself on stream before? It feels like something that would definitely happen, but off the top of my head I can't think of it ever occurring.
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There was a stream where he potentially shat himself trying to fart at all the troles watching, during one of the disaster doordash trolling streams. BOY flipped the double bird while doing a Wet And Juicy, but when he sat down again, he seemed to favor one cheek and immediately ended the stream. I'll have to see about finding the stream.
 
Saw this energy drink powder in a youtube video ad earlier.
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Couldn't help myself but think of the BOY. Looks so Boglim Phonecase/Profilepic-coded :story:
 
Ihatejackscalfani said:
"Coined by Big Lenny the man that loves big sausages stuffed in him. Delray beach is loaded with tranny tan 10 10's."

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I make exception for people who are unapologetic about it and don't really give a fuck. It shows a certain strength of character to set yourself down a path and not be deterred by people who want to sway you for whatever reason, at least you believe in what you want or like and you're undeterred in your pursuit, even if it's about tranny fucking and he was probably technically a retard, it's a good way to live your life. So many people lack that kind of conviction.

Begemot said:
You bigot chuds truly get scared at a real hoe, huh?
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I'm going to assume that this is nigger talk for "She was a honest and competent woman" and not the Queen's English for "She's a real, actual whore."

Jessica Boyle is the culmination of millions of years of evolution if it's singular drive was to make the most malicious and mentally retarded animal possible. I wouldn't even call her a woman or a person, really. She's a sort of a troglodytic approximation of what an alien would think a human is, like....if you were God and you were sitting down in the workshop coming up with the general idea of what a human female would be, Jessica Boyle would be the reflexive thought you'd have, wherein you'd proceed to say "Lol no come on, man" after 5 seconds of thought. Her existence is likely the one and only intrusive thought God has ever had and he's probably regretted it ever since.

I love women, I especially love honest and appropriately communicative women (wherever the fuck they're being kept) but frankly I don't think it's really possible for anyone who has a minute grasp on reality to consider Jessica Boyle to be a woman.
 
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