🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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IsaacShraeder said:
Actually he still spent 60$ in total because he needed that 10$ rotgut to give his mead a bite, dood.
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What would you say was funnier:
Him adding booze to his mead (ingredients sometimes adding up to more than 80$+)?
OR
Him "accidentally" spilling the entire jar when he had to drink it on stream to prove it was good?
 
Crabpuncher said:
What would you say was funnier:
Him adding booze to his mead (ingredients sometimes adding up to more than 80$+)?
OR
Him "accidentally" spilling the entire jar when he had to drink it on stream to prove it was good?
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Last mead update was 4 months ago iirc and he never tried it because it wasn't ready yet. Safe to say he had to toss the entire thing.
 
ibeatmywife said:
Last mead update was 4 months ago iirc and he never tried it because it wasn't ready yet. Safe to say he had to toss the entire thing.
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It was producing an unusual lemon taste and he couldn't figure out why. He did indeed dump it.

My own theory is that the chocolate covered bananas were starting to putrefy and he was drinking straight biohazardous liquids and will probably be turning into a Licker any day now

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Amusingly, Lickers are what happens when you let an Epsilon varient zombie gorge itself on dank food hacks
 
Retarded Gangstalker said:
It was producing an unusual lemon taste and he couldn't figure out why. He did indeed dump it.

My own theory is that the chocolate covered bananas were starting to putrefy and he was drinking straight biohazardous liquids and will probably be turning into a Licker any day now

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Amusingly, Lickers are what happens when you let an Epsilon varient zombie gorge itself on dank food hacks
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“Oh my fucking god dood… so I read- I READ the instructions wrong… i thought it was ‘how to make liquor’ but it was ‘how to make Lickers’ and I turned into a fuckin enemy from the hit 1998 survival horror video game Resident Evil 2 GAWDDDAAAMNIIIIITTTTT!!!!! And now everybody is just like- ‘oh hey…’ kind of thing and I’m over here like WELL I DIDN’T FUCKING DO IT INTENTIONALLY!!”
 
biggacracka said:
Cobes always find the most roundabout way of getting fucked up, like the MEAD saga.
Why pay 10$ for rot gut when can spend 50$ on making a low acohol % bogsludge
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What's funny is I specifically remember talking to people on the reddit about how cobra should brew his own hooch to save money and maybe food hack it, about a month before he did it. He might have been keeping tabs on his trolls on the reddit and decided to prove them wrong, that he can make excellent wine in a jug with a condom on it.

It's a fun hobby for normal people and there's some pride in making your own liquor. Of course when cobes does it it turns into an abomination but he must have felt some pride doing it.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
LMAO I actually can't believe that the boy has found ammonia salts thinking he can get high off of them. At first I thought he was doing ether poppers with warmload, but no it's ammonia. That's the kind of shit EMS or nurses will stick in your nose to bring you back to if you faint and weight lifters will use them for an adrenaline spike before their heaviest lift because it feels like your nose and sinuses are on fucking fire. But my guess is that bog boy and the bumm bum are both fried and have no sensation there from years of smoking like a chimney or hard drugs, so they're just two dregs trying to do anything for a cheap fix. I'd also assume that the single brain cell shared between the midwest mensa members won't be assed to close the bottle so the ammonia will simply evaporate away and they'll just be left smelling scented silica beads.
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i wonder if cobes has ever seen that south park episode where everyone gets high by sniffing cat piss. because thats what this makes me think of given how cat piss is full of ammonia
 
BlastMonk said:
I thought Krystal was dead?! Didn't sezuire do a whole stream on her saying it was a reflection because shes dead?
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She was struck by lightning and a lot of us just assumed she’d died because she disappeared after. Turns out she was hospitalized for a while in a coma but made a full recovery. It’s pretty wild if you think about it.
 
Slim Boglim said:
She was struck by lightning and a lot of us just assumed she’d died because she disappeared after. Turns out she was hospitalized for a while in a coma but made a full recovery. It’s pretty wild if you think about it.
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Of course she recovered; God wouldn't strike down such a crucial member of the Cobra mythos.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Aroma therapy is shown to help with memory stuff, since scent is our most powerful memory trigger, and there's nothing more goth than remembering all the sick drink combos you've had twu
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This explains me reminiscing about my ex-girlfriend whenever I pop open a fresh can of tuna.
 
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