🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Warlord dropping hard Rs while Crystal is afk
These two regards don't have conversations they just talk passed each other
 
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hahahahha holy moly
real cream of the crop of america here
krystal: "do your boobs help you when you're jerking off?"
warlord: "no. no. the most they do for me is align my back"
krystal: "i would..."
warlord: "i only like it when others....touch my perky breats"
:story:
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Cobes and Warlord are currently live with Krystal!

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Holy shit she came back from the dead
I fucking love how uncomfortable warlord makes Cobes. It’s so clear that warlord makes his skin crawl and yet he still hangs out with him.
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Isn’t warlord supposed to be in prison or some shit? He was making a big deal about it being his last night before he was shipped of to some random state for a year long stint in prison the last time he was at Cobes
 
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RollingRock2 said:
Cobes and Warlord are doing "smelling salts" (poppers?) now
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Poppers can fuck up one's vision if used long-term but sometimes even short-term use can do that. However, permanent vision damage is mostly related to chronic use. Anyways, I have no idea if that bottle is actually poppers or something else, I just remember reading about the dangers of that shit one sleepless night.
 
Jobama said:
I looked it up and yes those are actual smelling salts.
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What's the odds of them using these without "activating" the bottle?
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https://wardsmellingsalts.com/products/bottled-insanity-insane-smelling-salt (archive.ph)
 
Slim Boglim said:
Holy shit she came back from the dead
I fucking love how uncomfortable warlord makes Cobes. It’s so clear that warlord makes his skin crawl and yet he still hangs out with him.
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Isn’t warlord supposed to be in prison or some shit? He was making a big deal about it being his last night before he was shipped of to some random state for a year long stint in prison the last time he was at Cobes
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Cobra is resisting the temptation... Sasha would rock his world dood you best believe it.
 
i thought those kinds of smelling salts were for powerlifting? i once saw some dudes at the gym use it before attempting big lifts. i don't think it actually gets you high. though cobes has a long history of huffing things that aren't actually intoxicants (the colonge bottle, huffed long after all the cologne was gone).

i could see warlord hearing about poppers from one of his gay homeless hookups and thinking that smelling salts were the same thing though.

even for these goobers, it's just such a weird thing to have. go get a ten dollar bottle of rotgut and actually get fucked up.
 
niggers said:
even for these goobers, it's just such a weird thing to have. go get a ten dollar bottle of rotgut and actually get fucked up.
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Cobes always find the most roundabout way of getting fucked up, like the MEAD saga.
Why pay 10$ for rot gut when can spend 50$ on making a low acohol % bogsludge
 
LMAO I actually can't believe that the boy has found ammonia salts thinking he can get high off of them. At first I thought he was doing ether poppers with warmload, but no it's ammonia. That's the kind of shit EMS or nurses will stick in your nose to bring you back to if you faint and weight lifters will use them for an adrenaline spike before their heaviest lift because it feels like your nose and sinuses are on fucking fire. But my guess is that bog boy and the bumm bum are both fried and have no sensation there from years of smoking like a chimney or hard drugs, so they're just two dregs trying to do anything for a cheap fix. I'd also assume that the single brain cell shared between the midwest mensa members won't be assed to close the bottle so the ammonia will simply evaporate away and they'll just be left smelling scented silica beads.
 
niggers said:
even for these goobers, it's just such a weird thing to have.
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There is a 99.9% chance it was shipped to him by a paypig "troll" in a care package. He always gets lots of stuff in January. I doubt he bought it himself.
biggacracka said:
Cobes always find the most roundabout way of getting fucked up, like the MEAD saga.
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He always goes for what is sold nearby or given to him, like the spice, CBD, Delta8/9. He is also incredibly incredibly gullible and likes to purchase that 4am infomercial garbage marketed to retards, which is why his whole kitchen counter is covered in boner pills, "testosterone boosters", and all of that other scam shit. Ah... maybe he did buy it himself, since it is marketed as an "adrenaline booster".

He also believed in that old anarchist cookbook rumour that banana peels could make you trip and nutmeg was better than THC, like other retards who desperately want to get high. The mead saga also let him procure what he thought he could make into alcohol with his tugboat money that cannot be spent on booze directly.
 
biggacracka said:
Cobes always find the most roundabout way of getting fucked up, like the MEAD saga.
Why pay 10$ for rot gut when can spend 50$ on making a low acohol % bogsludge
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Actually he still spent 60$ in total because he needed that 10$ rotgut to give his mead a bite, dood.
 
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