🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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F1lthy, the hip hop producer who had Cobra videos flashing at one his concerts recently, was watching Josh’s cooking videos on one of his stream a while ago (the VOD just got uploaded now).
Maybe he’ll produce Josh’s next album or maybe he’s a feature of Carti’s new album which is why it’s taking so long.
 
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Umaibae said:
Cobros and Of-Age Cobra Angels: If a fellow of-age Cobra Angel was going to show a Jord video or two to an uninitiated alive, consenting, of-age human man, which would you suggest?

I know the classics are always good, like Deep Frted Avocados — but are there other videos that show more of the lore? Sturstromming also seems like a good one. Maybe a good freakout video?

I’ve been watching Josh for almost a decade, so they all blur together. The Bite Sized and Trapped docs are great, but need to ease in. (He likes internet weirdos.)
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fish is fucking dairy
 
bonified retard said:
Except pretty much everybody that has ever met him has said that he smells fine. Even obvious subreddit trolls that visited him have said that he doesn't smell. There's no way he doesn't smell like shit, but people who meet him have consistently said otherwise. It's a legitimate mystery in the cobraverse.
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Since he smokes inside and spills drinks on himself all of the time he probably smells like a combination of cigarette smoke and booze which would mask any body odours. His breath must be putrid though.
 
Umaibae said:
Cobros and Of-Age Cobra Angels: If a fellow of-age Cobra Angel was going to show a Jord video or two to an uninitiated alive, consenting, of-age human man, which would you suggest?

I know the classics are always good, like Deep Frted Avocados — but are there other videos that show more of the lore? Sturstromming also seems like a good one. Maybe a good freakout video?

I’ve been watching Josh for almost a decade, so they all blur together. The Bite Sized and Trapped docs are great, but need to ease in. (He likes internet weirdos.)
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I think the cooking videos are the easiest way to get someone into Josh’s content. I’ve shown them to people who don’t follow lolcow content and they’re usually a big hit. If you want something a little different, show him Genetic Mountain Dew or the sex doll video:
 
Umaibae said:
Cobros and Of-Age Cobra Angels: If a fellow of-age Cobra Angel was going to show a Jord video or two to an uninitiated alive, consenting, of-age human man, which would you suggest?

I know the classics are always good, like Deep Frted Avocados — but are there other videos that show more of the lore? Sturstromming also seems like a good one. Maybe a good freakout video?

I’ve been watching Josh for almost a decade, so they all blur together. The Bite Sized and Trapped docs are great, but need to ease in. (He likes internet weirdos.)
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What really got me into Cobes was that one time he boiled a steak in his disgusting pan of black bacon grease and of course the classics: the fry incident and original hair dye vids.
A good follow up from more recent times is the black hair dye video, it's so short and hits that peak Cobra without a ton of editing.

I would definitely share some of Seizure's videos as well, they're more longform but the depth of Cobra knowledge more than makes up for the daunting length of the Snake Bones videos. Favourite Moments feels like a safe suggestion but the truth is all of the Snake Bones episodes are fantastic. Seizure is a gem and I love him, circle of protection be upon him.
 
PetiteFeet said:
What really got me into Cobes was that one time he boiled a steak in his disgusting pan of black bacon grease and of course the classics: the fry incident and original hair dye vids.
A good follow up from more recent times is the black hair dye video, it's so short and hits that peak Cobra without a ton of editing.

I would definitely share some of Seizure's videos as well, they're more longform but the depth of Cobra knowledge more than makes up for the daunting length of the Snake Bones videos. Favourite Moments feels like a safe suggestion but the truth is all of the Snake Bones episodes are fantastic. Seizure is a gem and I love him, circle of protection be upon him.
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I think the key to Seizure being so good is that he's a real fan of Cobra. Kind of how Shaun of the Dead is all at once a zombie movie parody, legit zombie movie, and love letter to the genre. It helps that he's a genuinely affable guy, usually has good guests (namely Chauncey and Ball Park Franks), and is genuinely talented with the vintage graphics and using them in a novel, funny, and... Informative? Way. Like, they reformulate Cobra lore into different media and suggest a real understanding (as much as one can) and like for Cobra.

It's a far cry from guys like that TAR MAN turd who sounds like 10th gen 4chan degen with a cleft palate. No insight, just bitching (and, realistically, troll shielding).
 
Speaking of Seizure does anyone know why Chauncey stopped appearing in his videos? I vaguely remember Seizure saying that Chauncey didn’t want to appear on stream because he didn’t like how depressing Cobra was getting but that he would be down to talking about classic Cobra. However, I haven’t seen in any seizure videos in a long time now and I saw he was talking about Cobra on stream so I don’t know if they had some kind of falling out.
 
ResignedCustodes said:
He probably didn't have lube around, and it's not like he'd have any luck with his saliva, which is probably more a viscous slime at this point, and not a substance you'd want in any of your orifices.

I'm going to go bleach my brain again.
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You wanna share that dank brain bleach drink combo with me, dood? Speculating on Boglim mating habits is bad for your sanity.
 
Jobama said:
Speaking of Seizure does anyone know why Chauncey stopped appearing in his videos? I vaguely remember Seizure saying that Chauncey didn’t want to appear on stream because he didn’t like how depressing Cobra was getting but that he would be down to talking about classic Cobra. However, I haven’t seen in any seizure videos in a long time now and I saw he was talking about Cobra on stream so I don’t know if they had some kind of falling out.
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That's more or less what I know wrt Chauncey. Same with Bitesize. Current Cobra is on a decline in multiple ways and I don't blame anyone for tapping out from watching this trainwreck.
Seizure only ever mentions Chauncey in a positive way. Unless he's very good at keeping the mask on, he hasn't hinted at any falling out.
You could also try asking the man himself directly, since he has an account on the farms. and for good measure, here's Chauncey's twitch
 
Jobama said:
F1lthy, the hip hop producer who had Cobra videos flashing at one his concerts recently, was watching Josh’s cooking videos on one of his stream a while ago (the VOD just got uploaded now).
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bZbbzxXkKoUMaybe he’ll produce Josh’s next album or maybe he’s a feature of Carti’s new album which is why it’s taking so long.
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This guy also had Burt and Airtsoftfatty on stage at one of his concerts after Fishtank season 3 ended. He has to know more about lolcows than he lets on. I hope Cobes lets him use samples of his angelic cobra demon voice for his next album.
 
SR5K regularly dips into Chauncey's chat to say hi when he's streaming on Twitch. There's no issue between them, Chauncey's just over the direction Cobes is going in.
 
This dude popped up in my recommended the other day and he reminded me alot of Cobra. Food and booze reviews.... The round glasses.... The apparent autism... The fact that he has "king" in his name. Almost feels like a parody account but isn't.

I noticed a couple comments on his videos referring to Cobes but he doesn't seem to know who he is. Felt like posting his channel here. Not sure there's much there for the milking but hey.

 
I also remember Seizure saying that those podcasts take like 6+ hours to make and he was getting burned out.

I just wish every lolcow had a SR5K.
 
PetiteFeet said:
Current Cobra is on a decline in multiple ways and I don't blame anyone for tapping out from watching this trainwreck.
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It's pretty much impossible to create or discuss anything because there's just no content.

Just low energy food reviews and lame drink combos that are an excuse to drink half a pint of liquor. We only got one little Cobraism in months. I'M SICK OF IT!!!!! I HATE CURRENT COBRA!
 
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