He got called by his father out one time for getting drunk and fucking college sluts, as Cobra said one time when justifying his drinking.
I just came here to post a clip of this. He looks so fucked up in that stream, truly a specimen.
It's a rare moment of clarity where he's genuinely revolted and disgusted by himself
Doritos, with a shrimp ring and cocktail sauce (left to dethaw on the counter for at least 12 hours before hand), maybe a few kinds of pinwheels, sardines pig brains and cat food.
Yo, is that a tooth on the counter?
Whenever I'm working, I let my parrot run around my desk and do parrot stuff. I've sneezed right on her more than once because of this, and this gif of Cobes is how I imagine she sees me. (I always apologize)
Doritos instead of crackers, but also triscuits. Incorporate MTN DEW somehow.
cause he is a regard himself
He managed to stick his dick in both ugly and crazy and Cobes was the result. That's a cautionary tale for all the straight guys out there.
homie is dressed like a vietnam vet
I noticed that too. When the weather's warm he wears the classic camo vest and when it's cold he rocks the Kiss Army jacket. I wonder if either of those are actual US military surplus.
"hey yootoob i have a secret to tell you guys that i've been hiding. I actually fought in that gay ass country of vietnam. battle of saigon. that place fuckin sucked but i got this sweet jacket at least."
He was also trying his best to cover up his teeth with his hand when he was laughing. Our boy is self-conscious about his maw
I'm wondering how he eats crunchy/hard things with how messed up his teeth are, It seems like he can't do hot or cold but I feel like with how badly they are rotten they should at the very least hurt if not shatter or chip really bad, but we see him crunch hard chips like cheetos.