If you watch the vid he takes little breaks to give commentary in between chewing before swallowing. He's probably alternating between each side of his molars at this point. At least he's getting some fiber with those triscuits and might finally pass a solid turd for once.
Country Crock Original and Bacon Up for your butter substitutes
I'm genuinely curious how his mongoloid mother affords that house/condo. That actually looks like a nice house. All I can think of is she bought way before the housing bubble when housing was cheap, and she like worked as a clerk to pay off the mortgage. Or, there's someone else married to her that has a kink for banging fishlips.
Cobes is of the finest ancient British lineage and breeding
I forgot this also probably pisses him off as may have assumed his retard mom fucked off to jolly old England to be a proper sloot. Where does he get this retarded idea again? His dad telling him his heritage?
80% British heritage toobz
Maybe he did a 23andMe DNA test, which would explain why the company went bankrupt. His Bog DNA infected all other samples and the lab equipment caught on fire and exploded.
She re-married and it's Wyoming.
"I spent several years being patriotic, FUCK THE HATERS" sounds like something a disillusioned Vietnam vet would say.
Of all the questions in life that didn't need to be asked, this one is up there.
He probably didn't have lube around, and it's not like he'd have any luck with his saliva, which is probably more a viscous slime at this point, and not a substance you'd want in any of your orifices.
The dog would be dead within a year, it depends how long it could live off fast food hacks, liquor and weed. Like how some smokers live till 90
the cigarette rant video is a great one and the blue dye video
Except pretty much everybody that has ever met him has said that he smells fine. Even obvious subreddit trolls that visited him have said that he doesn't smell. There's no way he doesn't smell like shit, but people who meet him have consistently said otherwise. It's a legitimate mystery in the cobraverse.
The surstromming incident is a classic. For a short intro, the French Frys Incident is a good one.
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The Snakebones podcast that @SeizureRobot5000 makes are absolute kinography and are a perfect combo of humorous and informative for initiating outsiders to the cobra cult. I've actually gotten my alive, of age, cisgendered, consenting, biologically female, human mom invested into the boglim's antics with those, they're magical. Along with those exact videos since they're the right amount of gross but intriguing before getting into shit like the dank ramen noodles or slug burrito. Also BogChron's weekly recaps since he totals up the doordash bills. YourFavoriteSon's clinterview is the best for showing the dichotomy between father and son. For individual videos I'd include the "Genetic Mountain Dew" siri rage, the first eviction recap, the lathe video, him breaking the potion time glass, or any of the ragers where he actually breaks something and isn't blackout drunk raging impotently.
Out of the drunken ones i would include the broken cigarette rager and his infamous 9/11 stream.
