🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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bonified retard said:
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Stumblin' round, the Bogmas tree. Deck the halls with bells of darkness toobz.
New & Improved Username said:
Why is no one talking about how Jorf dropped a toof on the Mic Rib?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1MOLkuRxgB47:11 the fatal bite
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Once he realizes, he "saves the rest for later".
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It's definitely shaped like one but it's way too thin to be even his most withered of incisors. Probably is just a piece of potato chip or onion.
It's nice to have a bit of content for Christmas. That message on his order is hilarious considering how poorly Jorp treats delivery workers with orders that ridiculous and tips so low. I am a bit let down though that he didn't take Jesus "SkkyGod" Christ's birthday as a chance to get wasted off 3000+ calories of eggnog and whiskey.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Stumblin' round, the Bogmas tree. Deck the halls with bells of darkness toobz.

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It's definitely shaped like one but it's way too thin to be even his most withered of incisors. Probably is just a piece of potato chip or onion.
It's nice to have a bit of content for Christmas. That message on his order is hilarious considering how poorly Jorp treats delivery workers with orders that ridiculous and tips so low. I am a bit let down though that he didn't take Jesus "SkkyGod" Christ's birthday as a chance to get wasted off 3000+ calories of eggnog and whiskey.
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I've been absent for a few weeks for my own sanity. I think I overdosed on Cobes and my opinion of him got very sour. I'm glad to see things are the same in the thread, it's my favorite part of the Cobraverse. Maybe I will try to return for the new year and not overdo it so much.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Probably is just a piece of potato chip or onion.
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It's definitely a chip. If you look at when he shows the McRib before the ding incident you can see that there's a lot of chips (perhaps overlapping or folded chips) over the surface area of the corner where it falls when he turns it towards the camera. Also would be easy to test out the ding theory by dropping a sturdy Lay's potato chip onto glass from a foot or two to see what kind of noise it would make. It's more likely to be a chip than onion as I doubt onion would make any noise if it fell.
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It's clearly flat, and way too big to be a tooth. People saying it's a tooth didn't watch the frame by frame video, or just want it to be a tooth because it would be way funnier. Nobody knows exactly what it landed on to make that noise, but he has a ton of random glass pieces from that hasslenuts guy, including hollow pipes and straws that could potentially generate a tone like that. It has to be a chip, or piece of bacon. It sounded like he was chewing on rocks when he bit into the sandwich, so there's definitely enough density to whatever fell out of that sandwich.
 

Josh still seething about that note the Subway worker put in his bag. Says he is going to alert corporate over it because he "still has the note" but he ripped it up last night in a rage. It's insane how sensitive he is, the most minor of things just completely shatters his ego.
 
bonified retard said:
It's clearly flat, and way too big to be a tooth. People saying it's a tooth didn't watch the frame by frame video, or just want it to be a tooth because it would be way funnier. Nobody knows exactly what it landed on to make that noise, but he has a ton of random glass pieces from that hasslenuts guy, including hollow pipes and straws that could potentially generate a tone like that. It has to be a chip, or piece of bacon. It sounded like he was chewing on rocks when he bit into the sandwich, so there's definitely enough density to whatever fell out of that sandwich.
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Bacon is a good guess I didn't watch the video
 
Hennimore said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8EdzdhKfA94
Josh still seething about that note the Subway worker put in his bag. Says he is going to alert corporate over it because he "still has the note" but he ripped it up last night in a rage. It's insane how sensitive he is, the most minor of things just completely shatters his ego.
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I was pleased to see he was back wearing his trademark head gear so of course he took it off to expose his wispy hair and pallid gourd. Just shave it all off already BOY goddamn.
 
snort beg snort said:
I think he's just fustrated cuz even random subway workers are trolling him now. Gotta wonder if the person knows who Cobes is
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At first I just figured it was a random worker trying to be playful. I've gotten stuff like that in my order from the delivery guys or restaurant workers before but if the note actually mentioned Josh getting diapers sent to him it would have to be someone who is aware of him.
 
snort beg snort said:
I think he's just fustrated cuz even random subway workers are trolling him now. Gotta wonder if the person knows who Cobes is
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He's brought up in both videos that the note said "I remember the diaper incident", plus there was no sticker seal on his bag. I think it was the doordasher. He also doesn't order subway enough for them to be familiar with his stupid orders. If anyone has a legit gripe with him, it's the doordasher not getting tipped, not the subway worker that had to squeeze 4 extra sauces onto his slop imo.
 
Hennimore said:
Josh still seething about that note the Subway worker put in his bag. Says he is going to alert corporate over it because he "still has the note" but he ripped it up last night in a rage. It's insane how sensitive he is, the most minor of things just completely shatters his ego.
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Cobes' pettiness truly has no limit. He's completely memory-holed all of the trouble the trolls gave him by calling Wendy's corporate to complain about him.
 
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