I think the booze offering incident was a Thanksgiving? To be honest, I can't remember if that was something he admitted, or from alleged anonymous family member on reddit. Hopefully somebody here can confirm where that came from.
My favorite line of the video is him saying that you should only resort to violence when your life is threatened or you're backed into a corner five minutes after bragging that he beat all his bullies up in school.
The only bully he beat up at school was a girl who kicked him in the nuts and teased him daily, and all he did was push her on the ground. That was the story he told in Clint's basement when it happened. He has since changed this story several times, first it was a dude who kicked him in the balls daily, then it turned into him hitting him with a chair, then hitting him with a metal chair, then hitting him with a chair and straddling him and punching him in the face, and then all of that plus girls in class saying "GO SAUNDERS FUCK THAT BULLY ASSHOLE!".
And this is why the Redditors getting all up in arms over the story he told of him jerking off next to a retarded girl in the woods is a pointless endeavor on their part. It's near impossible to sort fact from fiction when it comes to Josh. He will say and put himself in any situation if he believes it will further the persona he has crafted for himself. He is the most unreliable narrator of all time. And as you pointed out often times stories he has told will change significantly as the years go by. Usually, with Josh, the truth will come out in offhand remarks or in his routines with Shon. If the boy makes a big show of a story it's likely completely fiction.
Is this new unearthed footage from those Syrian underground prisons?
I read this to the tune of last Christmas by Wham. Also seems like the chopper makes an appearance in the latest food review video. Is the weather beginning to permit?
He thinks the media didn't report on it because a woman did it and that's why he just found out about it from a "fangirl" except the media literally reported on it and put out her name on the same day of it happening. Truly mysterious how it got past Cobes and his obsessive inquiries into current events.
All the other bullies got "leave me alone dood, I'm autistic".
Obviously it’s Vietnam war veteran and Music Aficionado Chop Top Saywer dood.
4:40 We get a Napoleon Dynamite "tots" quote just days after he pronounced quesadilla like Napoleon's grandma does. Maybe the boy has been watching some vintage cinema lately. TMDWU
When he made Caroline cry by mocking her miscarriages, insulting and threatening her. Even better when the next day he had to apologise for what he said.
"hey yootoob, i said some dumb shit about el chapo and these fuckin pussies are about to execute me in a basement in guadalajara"
It's like a rapid cycling free association exercise, the kind of conversations you have with yourself in the shower, except he says it all out loud and posts it on YouTube.
