🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Most of us here can relate with Josh. This is why we enjoy and laugh at him.

We've all done "fuck around and find out" type of things in our past or current state of affairs.

Got too drunk and regretted some shit? Check.

An old crazy ex girlfriend that we were on and off with but of course it never works out? Check.

Comes from an odd lined of family ancestry? Check.

The ongoing list of things in life that a normal can relate too. I can go on and on.


Josh is an autistic roided out version of all of us "normies" that we really can't comprehend but we can relate with if this makes any sense whatsoever.

EDIT: I'm drunk and I'll drink to Josh today. Cheers.
 
Not to mention the "assault" on floorlord was justified. Not only is Alex Campbell an unreliable, insanely horny bisexual, he's a druggie and a drunk. Probably with equally violent tendencies if not worse than Cobes. He's serving time for a reason.
No, Jord Sandeux is not an angel, a martyr or a saint. He's just a literal retard with a slew of online harassers and glass tappers and he lives in a white trash area, his friends are drug addicts, he's fucked a pregnant woman in exchange of cigarettes (or was it just a blowjob, I forget) and yeah, he "mercy" killed a baby bird but that doesn't mean he's about to kill some poor woman or rape her. Fuck sickos, dude.
 
Not really concerned about the "lack" of content. This is a pretty normal part of the bogcycle. Weeks, months or even years could pass before the cycle changes, and it will.

The boy is a slow burn, one well worth waiting on.
 
PetiteFeet said:
No, Jord Sandeux is not an angel, a martyr or a saint. He's just a literal retard with a slew of online harassers and glass tappers and he lives in a white trash area, his friends are drug addicts, he's fucked a pregnant woman in exchange of cigarettes (or was it just a blowjob, I forget) and yeah, he "mercy" killed a baby bird but that doesn't mean he's about to kill some poor woman or rape her. Fuck sickos, dude.
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Plus he just plain makes up bullshit stories to make himself sound edgy/tough. Cobra's responce to getting kicked out of Frosty's shows you how dangerous he is.
 
The Drunken Peasants has an entire community guideline dedicated to the BOY ahahaha YETHH.

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The worst thing objectively Cobra has ever done was cheating on Stephanie. All his other stories can be blamed on him being a little regard Boglim peabrain but the cheating was a moral failure.
 
biggacracka said:
Angel to some, demon to others. He explores the far regions of regardation.
Drink combo and food hack, indivisible.
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How a person views Cobra is a litmus test of their own character. Our boy is a veritable human Rorschach blot, a psychological mirror that reflects whether the beholder is a sicko or a gothic badboy
 
haven't bothered trying couldn't find a dedicated fan art thread for our boy, so let's get this thing tossed & lost in the thread toobz

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gayopsahoy said:
Absolutely. The whole, "Oh Cobes is harmless" schtick is very troubling. He is Chris Chan 2.0. He killed Mrs. Green, he killed Puff, he has assaulted friends on camera, he has allegedly assaulted Jessica (admittedly based AF if true), and stalks people and is extremely manipulative. He is a retard so the danger isn't as present as a normalfag but be very much has the potential to harm someone like Chris and I see him either dying in his dog chair or in jail for some form of abuse because he wants to be a bad goth cowboy sovereign citizen.

Majima knows though
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My dude, I would have zero problems locking him in a room full of children despite his sicko tendencies precisely because I know with complete certainty those children would outsmart him at every turn.
 
Hennimore said:
"This food will last me a long time....if I'm not going to Christmas dinner I'll have this."

I wonder if the stunt he pulled last year with the mead got him uninvited from the annual Saunders' Christmas dinner.
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He made it sound like he wasn't even invited to their actual Thanksgiving dinner this year, but instead a smaller dinner at Clint's that following weekend (that he still missed). I bet they're planning something similar, like a bonus retard christmas to avoid being embarrassed in front of the extended family. They usually do the water park trip then, but there was no mention of it from Josh this year iirc.
 
bonified retard said:
He made it sound like he wasn't even invited to their actual Thanksgiving dinner this year, but instead a smaller dinner at Clint's that following weekend (that he still missed). I bet they're planning something similar, like a bonus retard christmas to avoid being embarrassed in front of the extended family. They usually do the water park trip then, but there was no mention of it from Josh this year iirc.
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Yeah I think you may be right. Josh usually does dumb shit during the family dinners but trying to give alcohol to children is likely a bridge too far for the extended family. They could have approached Clint and told him enough was enough.
 
Hennimore said:
Yeah I think you may be right. Josh usually does dumb shit during the family dinners but trying to give alcohol to children is likely a bridge too far for the extended family. They could have approached Clint and told him enough was enough.
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I need some help remembering, Cobros:
Christmas 2021 was a bad attitude, Christmas 2022 was the arrest, and Christmas 2023 was a bad attitude and him offering bog-juice to people right? Was there anything verifiable that he offered booze to kids?
Genuinely depressing to see the Saunders seem to distance themselves further from him; he is going to get way worse not better Clint.
 
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