🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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PetiteFeet said:
put a little bonnet on that and a pacifier and you got a gay little baby wizard.
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Boy is back to being chipper after his weekend depression. Out of the negative, new phone that he can break all over again on the way, girly drinks in his glass and cherry flavored tobacco in his pipe. It's a great morning (2:39 PM) in Casper.
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
I was still a mess, while I had no real outlay I was spending money like it was going out of fashion on booze, I'd start the morning off at a place that sold Breakfast and Booze (old railway bar different licencing laws), waddle over to another place for the afternoon, and then fuck off home to my Apartment with a bottle of spirrits in toe
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Molly Millions said:
Turkey gobbler food review
Arby's

He starts it off angry because he messed up the first take and had to redo it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cjTGBXZAuNA
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What a busy day for the boy. He was so heated from the 4b rant that he fucked up his Arby's review so he had to redo it. At least we got a dank sauce combo out of this one (Arby's sauce, horseradish sauce and cheddar cheese).
 
Just in case you don't already know, the Cobra fb groups are just literal reddit troles doxing themselves. If you've ever wondered what his biggest alawgs look like its very easy to deduce, given that they crave attention for even the most minimalist of interactions including harassment by phone.
 
Molly Millions said:
Turkey gobbler food review
Arby's

He starts it off angry because he messed up the first take and had to redo it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cjTGBXZAuNA
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I don't like this recent trend of him remaking videos because he "messes up", it's a bad precedent for future Cobra content. I envision a future where every word is spoken perfectly and I shudder at the thought.
 
You'd think one of his paypigs would send Cobez a custom made, durable phone case for Christmas.

Put a dank snake on the back to entice him like a child and make sure the case has protection on the front. Throw in a bunch of goodies in the tard-package for good measure.

A good, comprehensive case can endure minor and medium meltdowns when he flings it or hits it. Now if he has a serious tantrum, there's not much to protect it if he is dead set on destroying that phone.

The "my phone broke" videos are an annoying interruption to potential content that a content creator lolcow needs to make.
 
Molly Millions said:
He starts it off angry because he messed up the first take and had to redo it
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It fascinates me when he does that. Like, what is the standard? He doesn't script videos or even really seem to have any sort of structure. It's the same with vocal covers. He sometimes absolutely rages at himself for "messing up", but it sounds exactly the same as every other vocal cover.
The boglim mind may never be truly understood.
 
I don’t get why Joshee doesn’t go back to working out. He used to work out and had a fair bit of muscle. I mean, his workouts were on the tarded side, but even a shitty workout is better than no workout. He could do pushups and basic dumbbell exercises if he didn’t throw away his old dumbbells.

He needs an outlet for his anger, and let’s be honest, most dudes who workout do it for similar reasons. It’s like therapy but less gay.
 
Polystyrene Glioblastoma said:
You'd think one of his paypigs would send Cobez a custom made, durable phone case for Christmas.

Put a dank snake on the back to entice him like a child and make sure the case has protection on the front. Throw in a bunch of goodies in the tard-package for good measure.

A good, comprehensive case can endure minor and medium meltdowns when he flings it or hits it. Now if he has a serious tantrum, there's not much to protect it if he is dead set on destroying that phone.

The "my phone broke" videos are an annoying interruption to potential content that a content creator lolcow needs to make.
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"Minor and medium meltdowns" aren't what's destroying his phones. He literally smashes them with his fist/rings. No case is going to prevent him from destroying his phone when he's having a toddler freak out.
 
Captain Ahab said:
I don’t get why Joshee doesn’t go back to working out. He used to work out and had a fair bit of muscle. I mean, his workouts were on the tarded side, but even a shitty workout is better than no workout. He could do pushups and basic dumbbell exercises if he didn’t throw away his old dumbbells.

He needs an outlet for his anger, and let’s be honest, most dudes who workout do it for similar reasons. It’s like therapy but less gay.
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Good idea, but he's retarded and an alcoholic
 
He's kind of ending up with the same physique as the North Pond Hermit - a possibly-autistic, possibly-based man who lived by himself in the Maine woods for 27 years. He survived the harsh winters by eating moonpies and drinking tons of sugary booze like Seagram's and whipped cream vodka to gain a bunch of fat for insulation.
 
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