🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Captain Ahab said:
I‘ve also been playing a bit with street view in Casper, and it really seems like a boring ass shithole.
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This was part of the charm.
'Ole Dente said:
One of NaLs scathing criticisms of Josh is “He wipes his ass standing up” and I can’t for the life of me understand why THAT’S a problem.
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I'm over here like "Oh THANK GOD he wipes his ass".
C. G. B Spender said:
I have to admit, making a diss album on your crazy ass ex in his situation is gothic as fuck dude.
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It sustained Stabbing Westward for like three albums.
 
Captain Ahab said:
I‘ve been rewatching a lot of old lolcow content and it made me feel really nostalgic. I miss old Josh. I miss when he was a goofy “goth” dude who rode bike indoors, got drunk with friends, partook in stupid debates about fish being dairy, believed himself to be a word-class musician with trickotearia, and ranted about not getting pussy.
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Old Cobra content is the best lolcow content ever. Beats out Chris Chan shit anyday.
 
'Ole Dente said:
Right? Like he clearly does shower frequently according to eyes/nose witnesses AND he wipes his own ass? This bitch pisses in a box and confirmed wipes her ass sitting down, back to front.

Josh is a lot of things but he’s not smearing his nuts with his own ass juice.
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All of Jessica's "talking shit" about Josh just makes her look that much worse. No wonder he said it smells like rotten Wendy's down there.
 
Agares said:
All of Jessica's "talking shit" about Josh just makes her look that much worse. No wonder he said it smells like rotten Wendy's down there.
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Our BOY still tucked in to that rotty Wendy's though. . .
And now he's addicted and playing with untreated BPD fire.
 
Law said:
And now he's addicted and playing with untreated BPD fire.
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BPDemons are a dangerous thing. If seal the unholy deal by having sex with them, they will target you and only you. The only way to beat them is to starve them and hope they find someone else to latch onto, sometimes that can take weeks or years and Josh is just not interested in starving Jessica. Josh is in for a bumpy fucking ride, boys. This will not end unless somebody dies or goes to jail, that’s just the way she goes with BPDemons.
 
'Ole Dente said:
This bitch pisses in a box and confirmed wipes her ass sitting down, back to front.
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And Jawshie still licked it like an animal...

Ib2grh8 said:
We’ve officially hit prospector cobes, tmdwuyt
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I was thinking earlier that it would be awesome if Cobes travelled to some real wild western locations, like his favorite place Tombstone, Deadwood is closer and has some Wyatt Earp lore and Wild Bill Hickok is buried there. Its a pipe dream but i would donate for the cause. :D
 
PixarsTedKennedy said:
Old Cobra content is the best lolcow content ever. Beats out Chris Chan shit anyday.
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We didn’t know how good we had it back then.
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Why doesn't he get any doordash or unsuspecting deliveries on his live streams anymore? He was live all day on Halloween. I don't endorse this, just curious. I know everyone knows where his trailer is.
 
Why doesn't he get any doordash or unsuspecting deliveries on his live streams anymore? He was live all day on Halloween. I don't endorse this, just curious. I know everyone knows where his trailer is.
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Maybe the trailer park entrance is guarded, and I think if he orders doordash he picks it up at like a reception office. I don't think doordash will come to his trailer.
 
HansKlokBier said:
Maybe the trailer park entrance is guarded, and I think if he orders doordash he picks it up at like a reception office. I don't think doordash will come to his trailer.
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If that’s the case, he must be pissed. He got so lazy in his last apartment. He barely went outside even weather permittable. I wonder how long they let the food sit there until his dark majesty finds the strength and courage to go outside.
 
Hate to bring it back to the Halloween stream, but has anyone clipped the part where he says he wants to drop the n word with the hard r?

He also mentions going to therapy a few times. Landlord Clint throwing down a tenant requirement?
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
Thats new, but I could see Clint saying something like that he's tried to push it on Josh before now like the first eviction stream.
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Yep it sounds like Clint put his foot down after one of his last drinking streams. I think it is obvious he was grumpy during the Halloween stream because he was being pressured not to drink (as much).
 
SerArthurDayne37 said:
Yep it sounds like Clint put his foot down after one of his last drinking streams. I think it is obvious he was grumpy during the Halloween stream because he was being pressured not to drink (as much).
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I didn't notice that but your right, I just chalked it up to him being stuck in on a night he normal goes out on and having limited booze but I can see him pouting because clints got him doing some therapy / treatment or Clints actively policing his drinking by making sure he's not got much booze to hand as part of his "Rental" agreement.
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
I didn't notice that but your right, I just chalked it up to him being stuck in on a night he normal goes out on and having limited booze but I can see him pouting because clints got him doing some therapy / treatment or Clints actively policing his drinking by making sure he's not got much booze to hand as part of his "Rental" agreement.
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Better not get content cucked by Clint KIWISISTERS
 
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