🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Josh said he sent Beverly the shirt that NAL sent him in the mail.

The same shirt that NAL claims she wiped her cunt with. Why Josh thought it was a good idea to sent that medical waste hazard to someone who payed him $500 for a wand is beyond me.
 
The messages Cobes sent to Jessica.

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I'm guessing this is just what Jessica wants everyone to see but it's an odd choice because there is nothing in there that could even be remotely confused for a threat.
 
Molly Millions said:
Yeah Floorlord was able to stop yapping long enough to make a man erect
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I'll have to look up the video, but one time when alex was over he made a comment that implied they fooled around but cobra couldnt get it up, before cobra cut him off saying "it's not even like that." It was super jarring at the time because cobes didnt go on some im not gay im straight rant he just awkwardly interrupted him.
 
GameratePTSD said:
She just called him gay for Warlord.
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Josh is so afraid of homosexuality that he doesn’t even entertain the idea of a single penis in his own porn watching escapades.

However, Josh being gay for a Russian gay porno meth guy is just too absurdly funny to not say “Yeah I buy that,” so yeah, stop sucking off Gaylord Campbell, dood
 
'Ole Dente said:
Josh is so afraid of homosexuality that he doesn’t even entertain the idea of a single penis in his own porn watching escapades.

However, Josh being gay for a Russian gay porno meth guy is just too absurdly funny to not say “Yeah I buy that,” so yeah, stop sucking off Gaylord Campbell, dood
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Like how many homophobes have their own exceptions despite being too afraid to get out of the closet. It's no surprise Josh is one of those. :story:
 
ASeabear8952 said:
The messages Cobes sent to Jessica.

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Poor boy going through the stages of a toxic break up where contact hasn't been severed. Sometimes when there's common property or kids involved it's difficult to move on. When you are a YouTube celery with 105k followers that NAL helped you get maybe it's different, the path less traveled, like the boy likes to live his life. The weens have likely moved into Discords and are harassing both Cobra and NAL to inflame the drama.

I hereby predict that this breakup loop is a 2 year loop, if no other of-age, alive, consenting, human, cis-gendered lady offers themselves up.
 
I want to feel bad for the boy but he invited this abomination into his life despite the very obvious warning signs. Not only did he give her multiple opportunities to fuck with his life, the last time he did it, he lied about it until it all came out in the wash.

Better not be suffering the consequences of your actions, boy!
 
I‘ve been rewatching a lot of old lolcow content and it made me feel really nostalgic. I miss old Josh. I miss when he was a goofy “goth” dude who rode bike indoors, got drunk with friends, partook in stupid debates about fish being dairy, believed himself to be a word-class musician with trickotearia, and ranted about not getting pussy.

I feel that Josh could really improve if he had some friends to hang out with regularly on stream and off stream. The interactions would rejuvenate the channel and maybe get him out of the pit of despair.

I‘ve also been playing a bit with street view in Casper, and it really seems like a boring ass shithole. I wonder how different his life would’ve been if he had been born in a proper city with lots of similar degenerates to hang out with.
 
One of NaLs scathing criticisms of Josh is “He wipes his ass standing up” and I can’t for the life of me understand why THAT’S a problem. If anything wiping your ass sitting down is fucking weird.

Edit: I guess Suit Manlet wipes his ass sitting down. That’s a little weird but alright man.
 
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