🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jessica Anne Boyle repeated ad nauseam that she snail trailed all over the underwear and the knife.

If by some miracle there is another of-age, alive, consenting, cisgender, of-age fangirl, do not try to bequeath those literal biohazards to her, for fucks sake.
 
He’s literally going to proceed to wait patiently until someone doordashes him another whore — which is a possibility. Boglims have a wild existence
 
That homeless character from ATHF says "I'm a dirt wizard", though I don't remember which episode it's from. Maybe the writers are Cobra fans?
I think it is the episode where Shake is trying to rent/sell the house because he needs money really bad (I think to pay Geddy Lee and Zakk Wylde for the new birthday song they recorded for Shake). Could be wrong been a while since I watched the older episodes.
 
Jessica Anne Boyle repeated ad nauseam that she snail trailed all over the underwear and the knife.

If by some miracle there is another of-age, alive, consenting, cisgender, of-age fangirl, do not try to bequeath those literal biohazards to her, for fucks sake.
is she saying she shoved that knife up her cooch? Move over, Yoni Eggs. Time to mass-produce yoni knives.
JFC why is she so vile. I know Josh is immature and gets a boner over fantasies befit of a teenaged boy but she truly is the queen to his king. If she wasn't a BPD suffering mental grifter, they could've been happy together. No children, just disgusting misery.
 
Astonishing how any weird food combination is as good as sex according to Cobes.
There's got to be a word for what Cobra has. Some type of over-sensory stimulation that the sloppa de jour just activates. He drinks the smells in and seems to enjoy the most confusing mélange in flavor profile. "Mmmm, tastes like fish."
 
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Astonishing how any weird food combination is as good as sex according to Cobes.
He lives like he thinks an adult leads their life - drinking alcohol, smoking, indulging in weed etc and slathering his food with chili and hotsauce because it's mature or masculine to do so. Some people would describe a delicious, extravagant chocolate cake from a good restaurant as being as good as sex and he's probably heard that same description in some pop-culture media.
 
If you had a gun to your head and the choice between drinking a gallon of bogmead or going down on NAL, how quickly would you force the guy to shoot you?
I would do bogmead assuming a doctor was on standby and I have a cocktail of antibiotics to drink after.
 
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I've had these sparkling ice drinks before, they're pretty lightly carbonated. The fact his teeth are so melted that he has to directly pour the room-temp drink down his gullet is pretty grim.
 
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I've had these sparkling ice drinks before, they're pretty lightly carbonated. The fact his teeth are so melted that he has to directly pour the room-temp drink down his gullet is pretty grim.
I love those things, try the blue caffeinated version. I can only get the half the time because they stay sold out.

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