🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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That circle of protection is holding strong bros
 
Chest sores coming in nicely Youtube. Papa Nurgle's embrace is MDWU.
I can imagine Josh as a WH40k daemon prince in his trailer shaped space hulk borne on the currents of the Empyrean occasionally breaking into realspace. Imperial worlds in the vicinity find their vox-arrays overwhelmed with endless rants about Daemonettes going for Bloodthirsters over him, recipes of toxic heretical concoctions and improbable stories of him triumphing over Primarchs, Warbosses and Eldar avatara. These broadcasts usually end in mass-suicides, attempts at destroying the hulk have failed to this day, the last recordings of the terminator teams breaching the hulk is always the same: a gurgly drawling voice resounding from the depths of the vessel - "I'M VOXING, IF IT'S PAID FOR LEAVE IT AT THE AIRLOCK!
 
I love how despite the actionable death threats, SA threats, sicko shit, stalking, and worse he still fixates on her talking during tombstone as one of the main reasons he hates her lmao
It was his soft spot. He really only wanted to sit there and cuddle up with his girlfriend watching tombstone.
She hit him where it hurt.
 
More CobraASMR.

It's early in the morning, you're asleep late because Josh wouldn't stop looping about Jessica Boyle and gender relayshuns late into the night so he mercifully eats quietly.

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There's got to be a word for what Cobra has. Some type of over-sensory stimulation that the sloppa de jour just activates. He drinks the smells in and seems to enjoy the most confusing mélange in flavor profile. "Mmmm, tastes like fish."
It’s autistic sensory seeking. Same reason he puts bacon and peanut butter in everything, chugs Mtn Dew, smokes snipe refries… etc. The way he watches garbage Youtubers and old cartoons all day and is kinda like visual sensory seeking too.
 
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