🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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semitooth said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w4cCh_AGvtcMonday food hack
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Step aside, McGangbang. Cobes presents the McGangrape.
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Mushroom King said:
You know, that might be the most colorful, well composed food hack he's done in the last few years.

Is Cobes .. healing??
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Maybe it's because I've been a bit of a boglim myself today, but that looks really good to me.
He absolutely is healing and that's why we've been getting so much classic-style content. Thankfully it seems like people are encouraging him; he only shows approved comments on his videos but i know he still reads them all.
 
bonified retard said:
He read "no sesame bun, slivered onions" as "no seasoned bun, shriveled onions" both times he read the receipt lol
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I had to do a double take when he said "shriveled onions". It's no "cheesy bites for the garlic empire" but it comes close.
NAL sent him some underwear that'll look way hotter on another of age, alive cisgender fangirl. And she sent back the knife he got her.
 
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Meat Streets said:
Bloating after death is horrorific. I've never seen a floater but I believe you on that. I don't even wanna imagine.

Josh is def bloated, not just fat. He is in liver failure, imo, not a doctor, just a concerned haydur.

Humans immediately equate that with death, bc that's where it leads. It ain't just water weight. Our boy Josh is down bad, between his health/alcoholism and A FUCKING VAMPIRE NAMED NAL THAT ONLY REQUIRES PERMISSION TO ENTER. And he gonna allow it again and she knows it.
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His bulgy eyes and puckered lips along with the receding greasy hairline that looks like it's actively falling out all trigger my "ooh that's a dead guy" instinct. It's strange because we have many other cows here that fit the bill but only cobra sparks that desire to run away and call the morgue.

It must be because it's combined with the abnormally unfortunate features he'd possess even without an alcoholic addiction, poor diet and lack of sleep.

If he stuck his tongue out and stared into the camera, then congrats. You've seen a submerged body. Same same.
 
Being honest I hope he doesn't partake in the trailer park's trick or treating, if they even have enough residents young enough to participate. Costumes aren't an issue since he does a mean cosplay as the homeless crazy guy from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. It's not the gaylog idea that he's a sicko because fuck sickos dood. It's not the booze or drugs because I'd expect some of the adults to party a bit too. But it's the hygiene toobs.
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I really do not like thinking about a pair of grubby mits such as these handling things that children, or anybody for that matter will come into contact with, let alone eat. I'm very rusty on the old lore but did he even say if he washed his hands or not after the tale of unclogging a Wendy's toilet with his bare hands and a small drink cup?
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
That homeless character from ATHF says "I'm a dirt wizard", though I don't remember which episode it's from. Maybe the writers are Cobra fans?
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Jimmy, originally called "Tree Wizard" or simply referred to as "Homeless Guy," is a recurring character on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He first appeared in the episode "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary" When Shake needed money to pay off Zakk Wylde for the recording, editing, and playing of the song "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary". Because of Shake's lack of money, he put Meatwad's room up for sale (similar to the episode "Mayhem of the Mooninites.") The character shows up and starts murmuring incoherently, and when Shake goes to show him the room, he steals their TV and muffins and runs off. In this episode, he is called "Tree Wizard" by Shake who reads the alleged name off of some kind of application form.

The second time was in "Gee Whiz" when he appeared on the billboard with the picture of Gee Whiz (which really was Ted Nugent). Initially he announced that Frylock was Gee Whiz, then decided he must be Gee Whiz. When Master Shake asked him sarcastically if he could fly, he promptly jumped off the billboard screaming and hit the pavement face first, killing himself.

He asks Meatwad to bring him a Daiquiri in jail by smuggling it up his butt in the episode Bart Oates. He was shot and killed by Carl during the episode Robots Everywhere, but returned in "Piranha Germs" since ATHF has no continuity.

In "The Greatest Story Ever Told," Jimmy self-publishes a religious text called The Bibble on the back of a bunch of prescription drug labels in which he is the central figure. Shake becomes a member of this religion and gathers in a church with past Aqua Teen villains, with portraits of Jimmy hung around the church.
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Edit: holy fuck this thumbnail killed me
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