🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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you can rate me late or whatever but I have been too busy to follow the BOY for a week and I saw his video about it last night while catching up and I have been hysterically laughing at random intervals to myself for 20 hours thinking about the fact that Aaron and Cobes both sucking a tit each together was true.

I assumed she just made that up and my jaw dropped to the floor because it dawned on me as soon as it started when he said "so I didn't wanna talk about it" that he was going to go there. and then within seconds he said "I'm talking, of course about the BOOB sucking incident" and I started laughing until I was crying.

and the fact Aaron had some normal fat girlfriend some place who seemed like a regular working lady find out about all of this and leave him made it even funnier. It's probably just me but that is possibly the funniest cobraverse thing in like 2 years. what a fucked up image to have live rent free in my head the rest of my life is those 3 going at it.

Aaron is one sick motherfucker, why in the world would anyone do that?
 
anliteralidiot said:
That wasn't even Messica, it was NAL
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Well duhh? No shit idiot. NAL is known as Jessica *MESSICA*. We're not talking about the dumbfuck NAL channel of the same name.

Bifocal Lens said:
Nah man... some women are ugly and deserve love, but some women are just busted goods. NAL looks like a potato bag that fell off a freight train. I think scat porn would be a healthier alternative for you.

I don't mind butterfaces, and I don't mind some chubby/fat girls, they can be hot. But fucking Jessica has the most unflattering body I've ever seen. She looks like she has had a C-section. That is the nastiest gunt one could ever imagine, it's like she got fat while wearing the tightest bikini bottom she could find. You should not be able to see the panties' line with that much definition. I feel sorry for Cobra. No man should ever feel THIS desperate.

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No cap though, where tf can I find more NAL nudes?

snort beg snort said:
I heard they are bringing pitch black back but only in the fountain machines at 7/11 and speedway.

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Breh, that's bullshit. I just want my grape mtn. dew
 
Fuck Puff said:
Well duhh? No shit idiot. NAL is known as Jessica *MESSICA*. We're not talking about the dumbfuck NAL channel of the same name.
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Jessica messica is a totally different person. Jessica Boyles only alias that is even remotely close to that is "messy jessy" you actual retarded nigger.
 
ibeatmywife said:
Jessica messica is a totally different person. Jessica Boyles only alias that is even remotely close to that is "messy jessy" you actual retarded nigger.
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Well wtf. It used to be Jessica Messica when she joined, and then Messy Jessy was the second nickname shortly after.
 
One of my favorite Cobraisms is that he (and Clint) claim he has this spiritual power to connect with, calm, and love animals when it is the exact opposite. Kicked the dog, bit by the cat, killed a lizard, hell he even managed to fuck it up with a praying mantis. It's absolutely hysterical lololol
 
behavioral swamp thang said:
One of my favorite Cobraisms is that he (and Clint) claim he has this spiritual power to connect with, calm, and love animals when it is the exact opposite. Kicked the dog, bit by the cat, killed a lizard, hell he even managed to fuck it up with a praying mantis. It's absolutely hysterical lololol
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Though love toobz trust and believe
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Nah I'm convinced that he dropped that entirely with how much he's used DoorDash the past several years and how much weight he's put on this year. My memory may be fuzzy but didn't he do some "baconator challenge" and wolfed down three of them on stream at one point towards the end there at his second apartment? Since time in memoriam, the greasier and unhealthier the slop, the better it is to him. As for the "food hacks" I remain convinced that in at least 75% of cases he records himself taking a few bites, says "it's pretty good toobs.", then throws it out and orders some DoorDash.
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It’s not always that simple. Some people with eating disorders go through binge periods where they eat tons of high caloric garbage and loathe themselves afterwards, then go through periods of restrictive eating where they pick at shit for a week and it “cancels out” the previous week in lieu of purging. Hell, he may be purging off camera and we may just coincide that with too much alcohol intake, it would explain his teeth since the acidity of your stomach acid destroys enamel fast. That and the soda, I would attribute a lot of his weight gain to soda and booze, he drinks entirely too much booze and that has a way of bloating the body in strange proportions but soda is a sneaky fucker for weight gain. The sugar content alone is so high that a handful of sodas per day with no exercise for a year will make you a fat fuck.
 
el bandito loco said:
you can rate me late or whatever but I have been too busy to follow the BOY for a week and I saw his video about it last night while catching up and I have been hysterically laughing at random intervals to myself for 20 hours thinking about the fact that Aaron and Cobes both sucking a tit each together was true.

I assumed she just made that up and my jaw dropped to the floor because it dawned on me as soon as it started when he said "so I didn't wanna talk about it" that he was going to go there. and then within seconds he said "I'm talking, of course about the BOOB sucking incident" and I started laughing until I was crying.

and the fact Aaron had some normal fat girlfriend some place who seemed like a regular working lady find out about all of this and leave him made it even funnier. It's probably just me but that is possibly the funniest cobraverse thing in like 2 years. what a fucked up image to have live rent free in my head the rest of my life is those 3 going at it.

Aaron is one sick motherfucker, why in the world would anyone do that?
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jesus christ is that why they look like like that?
 
Fuck Puff said:
No cap though, where tf can I find more NAL nudes?
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I'm back with more Morrowind shiz
And I've learned more about the Construction Set, so I've started making clothes. But, I've got the Dark Elf, and Orc Cobes together, along with some DANK PANTS.*

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I plan to make a robe and shirt, TNB. Hopefully a hat, too... and if I can get a hat, I can get some glasses made.
And if I can rig that shit, I might be able to make that little bog hut real.
*i don't know how to assign a vendor for the pants, you have to console command them in sorry
 

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I had a moment of weakness and woke up with a fucked up shoulder and a swollen up face. WTF Bros, Josh is literally me.

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Back on the wagon again.
 
I knew Cobies was an alcoholic, a drug addict, an incel, a sex pest, an animal abuser, a simp, a moron, and all around regarded. I didn't realize he was a CUCK, though. That bog witch titty sucking story makes me want to throw up. I actually lost respect for that boy. Somehow, I did. I didn't think I could do it. I hope he doesn't do any gay shit like that when he lets her in again next year.
Mushroom King said:
I had a moment of weakness and woke up with a fucked up shoulder and a swollen up face. WTF Bros, Josh is literally me.

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Back on the wagon again.
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Don't ever stop getting back on the wagon, you stupid bitch. You lighten up the thread with your edits. We are all gonna make it. Just please don't go and get yourself doxed.
 
SerArthurDayne37 said:
NAL actually called it "titgate" on one of her vids and that stuck with me for a long time.
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the way he said BOOB sucking incident was just so hilarious it will always be that to me.
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
He's got some issues with the firewater.
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that's more than issues. 100 DUIs and going to work drunk is one thing, but sharing in suckling a bog hag with your friendly neighborhood warlock? and begging to eat the baconator? Christ man no rehab can help that. poor guy needs to be old yellered he's beyond rock bottom all the way to the lowest circle of hell in addiction.

The video itself is especially hilarious because cobes alternates between just pure humiliation, talking slow and jingling his beer can around like a salvation army Santa and his cup, calling Jessica a cunt, Aaron the worst alcoholic ever, and gender relation ranting about double standards. at only 12 minutes it's the shortest masterpiece Josh has put out into the world in years.
 
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