🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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What shirts and pants should I make for him? I'm torn between lore-accuracy, and wanting to include an Ozzy shirt.

Everything is priced 69 gold, and has 420 enchantment.
 
anliteralidiot said:
What shirts and pants should I make for him? I'm torn between lore-accuracy, and wanting to include an Ozzy shirt.

Everything is priced 69 gold, and has 420 enchantment.
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I can't find a picture of it right now, but that t-shirt with the rotting zombie torso and the tie over it. Chauncey called it his "classic" on Snake Bones. The black jeans with the big bleached patches and the cobra prints would be goth as fuck, too.

EDIT: This look slays goth puss tbh

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anliteralidiot said:
What shirts and pants should I make for him? I'm torn between lore-accuracy, and wanting to include an Ozzy shirt.

Everything is priced 69 gold, and has 420 enchantment.
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-Dark grey jeans, splotched with brown, dried-cum white, and green if possible

-A black shirt with a goth daedric prince on it, hard to choose which prince though. He could represent a few of them. "Fuck molag bal he's a sicko doodt." Vaermina seems like a good fit.

-buddies with Ulap the Clarinet until he stole cobes' girlfriend

-i ride guar, weather permitting

-Vivec is his Blair White, "almaEllenexia" is his deepest desire, his favorite argonian ran away, he always respects the girls in Suran, sujamma is a want not a need, RIP Homeboy-Dagoth, shoved Floorgoth in seyda neen to the ground for insulting his favorite daedric lord and touching his mead

-had a fling with a Sload

-"i have 80 percent dunmer and 50 percent imperial and ten percent nordic viking-werewolf heritage"
Is actually just a filthy unbathed Breton.

-"gaaawwwwddaaaammmiiiiiittt! broke mah fuckin' skooma bottle..."
"Leave me alone, I'm CHIMtistic doodt."

Also there's no problem breaking out of lore a bit, especially in morrowind.
 
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Good evening, Mr. Saunders.


A small drink combo.



He alogs himself for the steep pour. Do you think he knows he could remove the flow restrictor? There's something very controlling about another man pumping the brakes on Cobra's buzz from a dark room in some liquor factory. TMDNWU.
 
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SFWA Person of Interest said:
I can't find a picture of it right now, but that t-shirt with the rotting zombie torso and the tie over it. Chauncey called it his "classic" on Snake Bones. The black jeans with the big bleached patches and the cobra prints would be goth as fuck, too.

EDIT: This look slays goth puss tbh

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I'm rewatching that Snake Bones right now, and I grabbed the screenshot.
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I think I can get the wristbands, too, if I use transparency on the arm texture.
But are there any better pictures of those pants? They look like he threw up on them!
I was just plotting to put weed patches on the back, but I wanted to know if he had some cool bleach jeans.

ETA hell yes this is what I want.
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If I can get the .NIF extension to stop acting cute on Blender, we're in fucking business for some sick nasty Cobra jeans and hats tomorrow.
 
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"We've all been in a rush to make a dank ass foodhack and eaten plastic. It is what it is doodt. Honestly it shows the humanizing side of the KingCobra channel."
 
I found a specific Blender plugin someone made, specifically for Morrowind. The nichest of niche hobbies.
And while not textured, I can use old Morrowind Nif meshes, and their UV textures, as bases. What I'm saying is, I've got the hats working.
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ETA there's a Jar of Grease, unused in the game, in Morrowind 's construction set. If this isn't a sign from God Satan, I don't know what is.
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The ways in which the Boy is ABSOLUTELY feeling himself in the newest food hack is fucking hilarious.

Also, “I wanted to try a new vodka” = “This is the cheapest vodka they had.”
 
Umaibae said:
Also, “I wanted to try a new vodka” = “This is the cheapest vodka they had.”
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That line piqued my interest too. That sort of vodka is so damn bitter, produces an awful hangover, and is only purchased by bums. Pretty sure they're all made in the same distillery.
Livestream soon for sure but also a possible meltdown if he keeps with the $3 vodka.
 
anliteralidiot said:
What shirts and pants should I make for him? I'm torn between lore-accuracy, and wanting to include an Ozzy shirt.

Everything is priced 69 gold, and has 420 enchantment.
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Every enchanted bit of clothing should have a strong drain-Damage fatigue and resist poison effect when used. The bogshack should contain every imaginable staff lying around
 
Dwarf Liny said:
Maybe I've just been completely mistaken but I thought Messy Jessy was the name Josh gave Messica because of the ol' pudding brain.
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Could be. But before I was blocked on fb by Jessica Boyle I saw her profile details and she put messy Jessy into her own nicknames tab. Josh is retarded though and also inebriated 99% of the times so he could very well have referred to jessica messica as that.
 
Your Landlord said:
-A black shirt with a goth daedric prince on it, hard to choose which prince though. He could represent a few of them. "Fuck molag bal he's a sicko doodt." Vaermina seems like a good fit.
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Peryite - lord of pestillence and disease, is a dragon and that's goth as fuck bro. On the other hand, he's the lord of tasks and that doesn't track with cobies.
He WISHES he was a follower of Hermaeus Morah, what a dank warlock he'd be in a cave filled with scrolls and forbidden knowledge.
 
PetiteFeet said:
Peryite - lord of pestillence and disease, is a dragon and that's goth as fuck bro. On the other hand, he's the lord of tasks and that doesn't track with cobies.
He WISHES he was a follower of Hermaeus Morah, what a dank warlock he'd be in a cave filled with scrolls and forbidden knowledge.
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Malacath, with his origin story of being eaten and shat out by Boethiah would also be a strong contender.
 
I've got a few little things done, finding this Morrowind-Blender plugin was a miracle. But I won't post a finished modpack until I've got a few more things done. So far, I've tweaked the head meshes to get that peanut-head aesthetic.

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I've also got...some hair. This is tested, and it does work in-game.
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And some mothafuckin customized, bleached jeans.
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I'm working on his shirt right now, and this is just for whoever needs this:
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