🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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biggacracka said:
"casting a circle of protection on my teeth with this new spell catalyst, toobz. It's called" Crest ultra white", not a sponsor."
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That feel when it's entirely too late toobz. Can't cast a circle of protection on something that's entirely gone.
Imagine what could have been if he thought that having some nice pearly whites was goth as fuck. Buuut I digress.
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ParasiteSteve said:
The second apartment is when it all went to shit proper.
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Honestly I’d say in the first apartment, right at the tail end when Darfliny showed Josh the right wing grifter videos and said “Dude you can just react to this” is right when it went to shit. Jorb saw the money reaction channels made, the views they garnered and he saw YouTube as less of his video journal about his life and more about making money.

His life became reaction videos and ideological brain cancer, every person he was close with started to slowly vanish as they could no longer just have a subway sandwich/hang out where they talked about regular shit, it was just hanging out at Cobra’s place while he said the same thing 300 times and ignored them. They just didn’t wanna hang out and be a prop anymore like Shon. Fuck riding bike when you can go into the negatives on a glut of donations from reddit niggers. Fuck going to the bar when reddit niggers and tiktok brained retards treat him like Larson and call the police on him/call the bar owners 900x to get him removed.

The golden age has come and passed. Just like Chris, a lot of people missed it. But that’s okay, there’s plenty of other Josh’s out there if you’re looking hard enough. ❤️

Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
I've got you homie.
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Having some issues finding the apt. number, though.
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20B, iffin I recall.
 
Hennimore said:
To be fair she wouldn't be the first person to insinuate Josh fools around with guys in private. Warlord also insinuated it when he was drunk and they were both talking to Krystal on Discord. It was something to the effect of "I'm horny and hungry. You couldn't satisfy the first one because you couldn't get it up." to which Josh got flustered saying "I'M NOT GAY DOODT."
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Yeah but Warlord is also a meth addict and near pathological liar so I don't really believe it.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
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That feel when it's entirely too late toobz. Can't cast a circle of protection on something that's entirely gone.
Imagine what could have been if he thought that having some nice pearly whites was goth as fuck. Buuut I digress.
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Thank you guys. I'm going to use these teeth pics in my video.. It's going to be spoogy.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
Honestly I’d say in the first apartment, right at the tail end when Darfliny showed Josh the right wing grifter videos and said “Dude you can just react to this” is right when it went to shit. Jorb saw the money reaction channels made, the views they garnered and he saw YouTube as less of his video journal about his life and more about making money.

His life became reaction videos and ideological brain cancer, every person he was close with started to slowly vanish as they could no longer just have a subway sandwich/hang out where they talked about regular shit, it was just hanging out at Cobra’s place while he said the same thing 300 times and ignored them. They just didn’t wanna hang out and be a prop anymore like Shon. Fuck riding bike when you can go into the negatives on a glut of donations from reddit niggers. Fuck going to the bar when reddit niggers and tiktok brained retards treat him like Larson and call the police on him/call the bar owners 900x to get him removed.

The golden age has come and passed. Just like Chris, a lot of people missed it. But that’s okay, there’s plenty of other Josh’s out there if you’re looking hard enough. ❤️
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He's a nigger-lipped retard and Reddit's hand is up his ass like Frank fuckin' Oz running a Yoda puppet...and now if I'm to judge the last two pages of posts, he's dead? Is this some nefarious way for the Gourd to obtain alcohol in the form of embalming fluid because his too-poor-to-pull-out clunt of a dad won't let him have booze?
 
Does anyone have the picture of him when he had to get the abscess in his tooth removed? Had the blue rubber all around his mouth. I think about that picture and the one where he’s wearing the Stevie Wonder glasses after his eye surgery a lot.

Kinda sad that he only used his health insurance for those 2 occasions.

Btw how the fuck does he have health insurance? He said he has it recently, is it a stipulation that Clint has to pay for it in order to get a life insurance policy on him or is it part of the State’s retard welfare program?
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Imagine what could have been if he thought that having some nice pearly whites was goth as fuck. Buuut I digress.
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Clint should have said "when you die and archeologist find your toothless skull, it will be most definitely NOT what the fuck is up. Goth wizards don't want toothless skulls decorating their clocktower mansions."
But I digressth
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Managed to get it to work on my TV smart tube.

It's from 9th Feb. He has more money than sense, but that's not new information.
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Didn't see this here so it's a
Cross Post from the NAL Thread
Clip of paypig Chris/Oink & his original 'intentions' for Josh, aNAL

ETA:
>> 15m clip from JM Panel 2/09/24
was briefly publicly available, has since been restricted/membership
Paypig was Oblivious to what NAL is

>> WHY? did he do this to Josh TWICE more After witnessing the results of the original trip & seeing what a gutter slut she truly is? "Content" WTAF
 
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bonified retard said:
Got a source? Because all I can remember/find is him saying how he would if he could, but can't. I wouldn't even be surprised if he has done it before, but I always thought the whole "cobra spends his money on cam models" stuff was reddit fanfic like the panty sniffing. If anything, him openly talking about it recently is more evidence that it's a new habit.

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He talked about it in his shout Out video (3:55-4:05) the other day, and even NAL mentioned he was watching Chaturbate while she was there LOL.
 
Does anyone have info on what books is King Cobra confirmed to own? I was just enjoying a cooking video from his first apartment, and in the background I spotted what I suspect to be the books Wizardology and the Wandmaker's Guidebook. Both are "informational" fantasy activity books for children. It got me wondering, what other books does he keep around? I know he owns the Satanic Bible, at least.

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Celestia's Little Helper said:
Does anyone have info on what books is King Cobra confirmed to own? I was just enjoying a cooking video from his first apartment, and in the background I spotted what I suspect to be the books Wizardology and the Wandmaker's Guidebook. Both are "informational" fantasy activity books for children. It got me wondering, what other books does he keep around? I know he owns the Satanic Bible, at least.

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With all the stuff viewers have sent him over the years, there's probably a small occult library's worth of literature at his place. And he's read almost none of it, but it's goth as fuck decor.
 
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