🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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For anyone that's looking to make boglim food, Body Armor makes a good water-replacer for cake mixes. I made another Red Bull cake today, and (while tasty) it doesn't pop enough.

Buuuuuut, the Body Armor and Red Bull cake last week really popped. So, it's gotta be the Body Armor that really gave it flavor. I even boiled off some.excess water this week, so it can't be that.
 
anliteralidiot said:
For anyone that's looking to make boglim food, Body Armor makes a good water-replacer for cake mixes. I made another Red Bull cake today, and (while tasty) it doesn't pop enough.

Buuuuuut, the Body Armor and Red Bull cake last week really popped. So, it's gotta be the Body Armor that really gave it flavor. I even boiled off some.excess water this week, so it can't be that.
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Keep eating cakes every week and you're gonna be fatter than Cobra in no time. Make sure to brush and floss, doot.
 
Shinkai said:
Don't cry because it's over cobro
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I happened across this historical document and thought I might share it

Features:
Josh talks about arguing disrespectfully with Clint and Clint confiscating his hair dye and nail polish in retaliation
Clint told him to gtfo
Guitar
Talking about skipping class to buy smokes
Job Corps anxiety
Says he'll kill himself if he is put in a group home


 
Just realized that since the subreddit was banned that I haven't read "Buy a shirt." in months.
Which got me thinking again that I haven't heard the boy announce any new merch since he found that free generative AI site to make some.
I'm a bit disappointed in the boglim's lack of creativity as of late. Back not too long ago he was cranking out multiple MSPaint designs a week.
First he stopped riding bike.
Then he stopped painting wand.
Then he stopped making shirt.
I fear he may stop brewing mead.
And finally stopping food hack.
*sigh*
I want to blame the paypigs for giving the bog money for nothing and his cams4free. Or Methica for draining all the life from the boy. But I really think even with both of those it's all on his sheer laziness alone.
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I know we've had content dry spells before and he is a slow burn. But I think the best days are gone. No more crazy livestreams with guests or going out. Just 30 minutes of staring at the camera saying "thank you for the 2 dollars" until he has enough money to buy a bottle.
 
SerArthurDayne37 said:
I know we've had content dry spells before and he is a slow burn. But I think the best days are gone. No more crazy livestreams with guests or going out. Just 30 minutes of staring at the camera saying "thank you for the 2 dollars" until he has enough money to buy a bottle.
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What I would give to see him just walking around, and using his dark magic to change crosswalk lights again…
 
bonified retard said:
He said himself that he just started buying chaturbate tokens after years of using it for free. He obviously has no shame or self awareness about this, so I don't think he's lying about it being a new habit. He's always been way too open about his chaturbate usage, so if he was tipping cam girls in the past, he would've mentioned it imo.
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He has definitely mentioned giving money to Chaturbate girls in the past, dating back to the Conquistador era at least.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
I want to blame the paypigs for giving the bog money for nothing and his cams4free. Or Methica for draining all the life from the boy. But I really think even with both of those it's all on his sheer laziness alone.
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Josh always takes the path of least resistance, he allows things to come to him. Mrs Green had to literally crawl into his lap and puff was given to him because felonious Norman Reedus had to get rid of him. He thinks his fame and retardation entitles him to everything he wants, the only things he puts effort into are intoxicants, dopamine rushes and passion projects. He has lost most of the passion, that’s the problem. He doesn’t work towards anything meaningful or long term, he only does things for the instant gratification or promise of monitorization.

Saying all that, his new breakup album should be interesting and very one dimensional as his other endeavors. I know he did it for whatever pittance Death Bed Tapes gives him but it’s good he has some sort of creative preoccupation still. Even if it’s just autistic screeching over “free” YouTube tracks.
 
SerArthurDayne37 said:
I know we've had content dry spells before and he is a slow burn. But I think the best days are gone. No more crazy livestreams with guests or going out. Just 30 minutes of staring at the camera saying "thank you for the 2 dollars" until he has enough money to buy a bottle.
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Born too late to explore the planet, born too early to explore space. Discovered Cobes too late to enjoy peak boglim content :'(
We'll never get back the days of the green basement, we can't even go back to the days of Mrs. Green and her curse. It sucks to watch him waste away in such a torturous, slow and unfunny way. It's like watching a grape shrivel up to a raisin, or rather it's like watching a corpse slowly bloat with gas and rot. What little milk Cobes naturally delivers is instantly turned sour because of glass-touching mouthbreathers who get some kind of sadistic pleasure from directly fucking with the boglim. At this point his troles provide more milk than the boy himself.

NAL arc sucked/sucks. Duster arc sucked. Puff suffered, circle of protection upon his soul. And now Josh is just slowly wasting away because paypiggies ruined everything.
No more french fries. No more lathed wands.
Just misery and paypiggies.
 
SerArthurDayne37 said:
I know we've had content dry spells before and he is a slow burn. But I think the best days are gone. No more crazy livestreams with guests or going out. Just 30 minutes of staring at the camera saying "thank you for the 2 dollars" until he has enough money to buy a bottle.
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The early days at the basement were pure, as the boy was exploring the world and finding his feet.

The first apartment was him hitting his stride, and he seemed to actaually want to push out into the world, and had some desire to get off his arse and do stuff, however retarded it turned out (see hair dye, flag painting, hat stretching, homemade pipe, the list is endless)

The second apartment is when it all went to shit proper. He for the most part sits around doing nothing, but would pump out a little here and there, but only when he needed money. TTS? Only so long as he was in the negative. Need a drink, whack a few wands out. He would go out, but only if someone picked him up and took him somewhere, to which he would stand around doing nothing but drinking.

Now, he just does nothing. He is a lazy shite and would often look for the easiest short term solution to his lack of money problem, and all he has to do is stream himself bitching to earn cash. No reason to make wands because people are still buying them without him needing to make them, so why bother making them. Of course, he has no clue on the long term, but I suspect he hopes to be dead by then anyway, he has been dancing with suicide for a very long time, and I worry he is getting closer to just giving up.
 
Umaibae said:
He has definitely mentioned giving money to Chaturbate girls in the past, dating back to the Conquistador era at least.
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Got a source? Because all I can remember/find is him saying how he would if he could, but can't. I wouldn't even be surprised if he has done it before, but I always thought the whole "cobra spends his money on cam models" stuff was reddit fanfic like the panty sniffing. If anything, him openly talking about it recently is more evidence that it's a new habit.

 
I have thought of a very funny video to make but I need some information, I'm at work right now, I'll put it together at home. What was Josh's apartment number at the Conquistador's? And if anyone has the picture of his door there with all the ridiculous signs, it'd be a help to post it.
 
Mushroom King said:
I have thought of a very funny video to make but I need some information, I'm at work right now, I'll put it together at home. What was Josh's apartment number at the Conquistador's? And if anyone has the picture of his door there with all the ridiculous signs, it'd be a help to post it.
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I've got you homie.
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Having some issues finding the apt. number, though.
 
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