🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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An automatic clown said:
160oz of Bud Light is unfathomable
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Not only that he is mixing them with Mountain Dew Volt, absolutely stomach churning.
Hearing him make fun of people getting the shits from Taco Bell when he hasn't had a solid shit in years, what a banger video. Missed opportunity for a comfy stream tonight for sure.
 
biggacracka said:
New video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zvPvJdWs6do
Edit: Local Archive

drink review and jokes.mp4
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So this guy went to the local whorehouse. He says "gimme the biggest fattest blackest bitch in the house". So the madam sets him up, and the guy tell her to spread her legs, he takes a couple Polaroids and that's it- he makes no attempt to touch her. So upon leaving the madam says "was everything to your liking?".
"Oh yeah it was great- I'm buying a brown house and wanted to see what it looks like with pink trim".
 
HorusLupercal said:
So this guy went to the local whorehouse. He says "gimme the biggest fattest blackest bitch in the house". So the madam sets him up, and the guy tell her to spread her legs, he takes a couple Polaroids and that's it- he makes no attempt to touch her. So upon leaving the madam says "was everything to your liking?".
"Oh yeah it was great- I'm buying a brown house and wanted to see what it looks like with pink trim".
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Superman walks into a bar and bends it.

semitooth said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LS61KY8YOhQnew darfliny b
we are so back
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I'm very confused. He's not gonna scrap that shit? I mean he could sell the shit as legitimat knives, I guess. Doesn't need to be sharp, both templetes will go right through you. Sorry if I missed something, but did I miss something?
 
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I guess if our dark lord thinks he's a real man for eating food that comes in toobz then we should be happy for him.

I'm more amazed that he managed to reverse engineer the Brass Monkey in the most disgusting way possible. Bud Light and Mountain Dew Volt sounds absolutely ludicrous. Even a sissy lile Josh is going to have to chug Bud straight if he actually wants to get drunk!

He's gonna need to down one of those 40s straight away and then get started on the next just to get tipsy on something that weak
 
Molly Millions said:
He's gonna need to down one of those 40s straight away and then get started on the next just to get tipsy on something that weak.
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If Nal is to be believed that our boy wakes up puking and drinks immediately, he may just be trying to starve off the shakes without getting shit faced.
 
Shinkai said:
Good things always come to the patient cobros. We are so back
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I sent off a green chi ball in support of Cobes on Friday, coincidence?

Pascal's Wagie said:
Yes, indeed. If NAL is to be believed.
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He wouldn't remotely be able to eat stuff like this if he was remotely close to that point. Or even want to.
 
I’m looking for a YouTuber I saw 2+ years ago

It was a dude who’d cook in this big ass kitchen, I think it might have been a commercial kitchen though and not a home kitchen

He’d cook meals from “food cows” like Kay’s cooking, cobes, and I believe scalfani

I specifically remember he made the fucked up uncooked noodle spaghetti concoction that Kay invented

Anyone know him? He didn’t have a huge number of subs
 
KingFrampt said:
I’m looking for a YouTuber I saw 2+ years ago

It was a dude who’d cook in this big ass kitchen, I think it might have been a commercial kitchen though and not a home kitchen

He’d cook meals from “food cows” like Kay’s cooking, cobes, and I believe scalfani

I specifically remember he made the fucked up uncooked noodle spaghetti concoction that Kay invented

Anyone know him? He didn’t have a huge number of subs
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He's still going at it, just not as often as he used to. Just like our boy.
 
Bifocal Lens said:
It had a lot of OC memes that were fucking funny, but it also had a lot of users full of vitriol. Honestly, I'm glad it got nuked. WAY too many poop touchers and a-logs that hated Cobes. It was impossible to have a rational discussion about Cobra, so many people hated him for no reason, it was a fucking hive-mind. If you even *slightly* defended Josh, you got BOMBED.

I'm glad it's gone. A lot of retards came into the sub after Larson got busted, and they were looking for a new lolcow to milk. I'm glad that Cobra is a slow burn, and most of the TikTok kiddies got bored and fucked off to someone new.
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Yep, that was the reddit exodus. Turned something okay into an absolute shithole that was then banned, which ended up being a decent thing.

Bifocal Lens said:
PS: I also blame TurkeyTom and Kiwitapes/Smokey for the influx of newbie, 18-year-old retarded glass punchers. I also blame MusicBizMarty, for being the OG glass puncher. And fuck Porkney Neidt.
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God yes, turkey tom has ruined lolcows. smokey/kiwitapes should've just stuck to surface level cows or they ones they "discovered" since they appeal to zoomers, who don't get the whole "play with the poo, and your hands also get covered" part.

I've said it countless times, mostly in the rax thread, but I definitely second the "fuck music biz marty" sentiment.
 
KingFrampt said:
He’d cook meals from “food cows” like Kay’s cooking, cobes, and I believe scalfani

I specifically remember he made the fucked up uncooked noodle spaghetti concoction that Kay invented

Anyone know him? He didn’t have a huge number of subs
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I believe the channel you're referring to is "Should I try series" he has several cow food videos and was a cook of some kind.
 
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