🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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bonified retard said:
His spending habits are insane, he'll never have enough money for a clock tower dream house!
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Yeah! What is he thinking? That Clocktower Dreamhouses just fall right out of the sky?

Starting to hate After Effects less and less, Toobs. Stuff just takes a while, but that's just the long and short of it, slick.
 
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bonified retard said:
At 4:00 he says he spent 100 tokens on a chaturbate model. Has he ever admitted to actually spending money on there before? He was so broke earlier in the day that he had to cash out a single 5 dollar donation just to buy swisher sweets, and now he's dropping $10.99 on cam girls. His spending habits are insane, he'll never have enough money for a clock tower dream house!
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I think it was always implied but I don’t think he ever stated he directly spent money on it. It was just assumed since he watches it literally day in and day out. I always thought it was pretty obvious that’s where a lot of his money goes, Josh doesn’t have the self control to sit watching chaturbate all day and not spend tokens if he has money, but it’s nice to have confirmation.

I remember on the sub people used to always cook up elaborate theories (they’d present as fact and not the speculation it was) of him being a methhead or pillhead because “how is he always broke, alcohol and food isn’t that expensive. What ELSE could he be spending money on if not benzos?” and when I pointed out he spends all day watching chaturbate and is a porn addict so a more logical and evidence based conclusion would be that rather than “Angie’s pills” but they’d piss their pants and throw a fit and say I’m defending him and a “cobra simp”. Hilarious. But I digress, better not reveal more evidence that confirms my various hypotheses, BOY!
 
Slim Boglim said:
I remember on the sub
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I was also a lurker on that sub. RIP Homeboy Subreddit.

It had a lot of OC memes that were fucking funny, but it also had a lot of users full of vitriol. Honestly, I'm glad it got nuked. WAY too many poop touchers and a-logs that hated Cobes. It was impossible to have a rational discussion about Cobra, so many people hated him for no reason, it was a fucking hive-mind. If you even *slightly* defended Josh, you got BOMBED.

I'm glad it's gone. A lot of retards came into the sub after Larson got busted, and they were looking for a new lolcow to milk. I'm glad that Cobra is a slow burn, and most of the TikTok kiddies got bored and fucked off to someone new.

PS: I also blame TurkeyTom and Kiwitapes/Smokey for the influx of newbie, 18-year-old retarded glass punchers. I also blame MusicBizMarty, for being the OG glass puncher. And fuck Porkney Neidt.
 
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I'm back at it again, making my own Cobes food. This time I got the cake mix, and the water substitutes.
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Devil's Food TWU (closest thing to a black cake I could find)
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Green sodas TMDWU
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Dew goes good with everything. Chocolate and spiced apple soda taste good together. This is going to taste exquisid.
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It's not terrible. The Beetlejuice soda is weirdly prevalent, and it leaves a bigger impression in the cake than the Dew, despite me using less of it, and it lingers for a long time as an aftertaste. But, both of the sodas, together, just cancel out the chocolate flavor.

I don't want to ice it, because I don't know what icing would be complementary? But it would help. Not using water makes these cakes very crumbly, I've found. ...y'know maybe bacon bits would improve it. The saltiness would enhance the chocolate part. Hm.

5/10 it's very mid, and the Beetlejuice soda flavor aftertaste is weird.
Husband says 4/10, "it just tastes like nothing"

Next time I've got a white cake, various fruit drinks, and I want to try layering them...
 
SniperwolfX said:
Was there really a video or recording of Josh cocking his gun saying he wanted to kill himself this last NAL visit?
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Not only did that happen, she tried to secretly record him in case he did it
(I edited out the irrelevant parts of the video for the sake of brevity)

 
anliteralidiot said:
I'm back at it again, making my own Cobes food. This time I got the cake mix, and the water substitutes.
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Devil's Food TWU (closest thing to a black cake I could find)
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Green sodas TMDWU
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Dew goes good with everything. Chocolate and spiced apple soda taste good together. This is going to taste exquisid.
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It's not terrible. The Beetlejuice soda is weirdly prevalent, and it leaves a bigger impression in the cake than the Dew, despite me using less of it, and it lingers for a long time as an aftertaste. But, both of the sodas, together, just cancel out the chocolate flavor.

I don't want to ice it, because I don't know what icing would be complementary? But it would help. Not using water makes these cakes very crumbly, I've found. ...y'know maybe bacon bits would improve it. The saltiness would enhance the chocolate part. Hm.

5/10 it's very mid, and the Beetlejuice soda flavor aftertaste is weird.
Husband says 4/10, "it just tastes like nothing"

Next time I've got a white cake, various fruit drinks, and I want to try layering them...
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Yo I tried that Betelguese soda today and it is fucking stanky and unpleasant.

Please send Joshua an entire case I genuinely, seriously think he'd love it.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I'm back at it again, making my own Cobes food. This time I got the cake mix, and the water substitutes.
View attachment 6416222
Devil's Food TWU (closest thing to a black cake I could find)
View attachment 6416227
Green sodas TMDWU
View attachment 6416236
Dew goes good with everything. Chocolate and spiced apple soda taste good together. This is going to taste exquisid.
View attachment 6416238
View attachment 6416244

It's not terrible. The Beetlejuice soda is weirdly prevalent, and it leaves a bigger impression in the cake than the Dew, despite me using less of it, and it lingers for a long time as an aftertaste. But, both of the sodas, together, just cancel out the chocolate flavor.

I don't want to ice it, because I don't know what icing would be complementary? But it would help. Not using water makes these cakes very crumbly, I've found. ...y'know maybe bacon bits would improve it. The saltiness would enhance the chocolate part. Hm.

5/10 it's very mid, and the Beetlejuice soda flavor aftertaste is weird.
Husband says 4/10, "it just tastes like nothing"

Next time I've got a white cake, various fruit drinks, and I want to try layering them...
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Now take it to the next level



mtn dew chocolate cake meade
 
Molly Millions said:
Black beans are the most gothic beans, toobz
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Black beans to light my green verde salsa.

He's already in the negative, holy shit. Killed 4 Bug Light 40's, spent $10 per taco so likely somewhere close to $30 for two tacos after tax and tip and I'd imagine is already done with the swishers.
"My drink combo spirit knows no bounds."
 
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