🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ClitSaunders said:
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The most confusing thing about this whole mess is finding out that Cobra hates blue cheese.

Cobra, who polished off a bottle of Malort.
Cobra, the architect of the mayo filled candy calzone and the fiery fish pizza.
Cobra, spiller and devourer of Surströmming.
Cobra, who ate cat food to own the trolls....

doesn't like blue cheese.

Utterly baffling.
 
Theres some pretty funny shit happening on the NaL stream. NaL is fucked up and talking to people on Facebook, some drunk Texas bitch named Megan just doxed herself and her husband and now people are talking to the husband.
Then hurlworld/@FickleFuck called to talk shit.
Now she's back on with Megan and they're both flipping out.

Megan is a straight up lolcow type. Hoping this escalates. Megan threatened to dox the numbers and rage quit.

Also to add: this entire thing has been streamed while NaL sits on her toilet, seat up, for like 4 hours now.
 
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Your Landlord said:
Theres some pretty funny shit happening on the NaL stream. NaL is fucked up and talking to people on Facebook, some drunk Texas bitch named Megan just doxed herself and her husband and now people are talking to the husband.
Then hurlworld/@FickleFuck called to talk shit.
Now she's back on with Megan and they're both flipping out.

Megan is a straight up lolcow type. Hoping this escalates.
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Gotta love when a woman in her 40's starts talking about her police contacts and tracing numbers. I wonder if that kind of stuff ever actually successfully intimidates someone.
 
Bilbo Boglims said:
RED ALERT. RED ALERT. CASPER WYOMING IS OUT OF BUDWEISER.
On the flip side though the doordasher hooked our boy up with an extra 40oz of Bud Light

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cDGZbMsCniw
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At 4:00 he says he spent 100 tokens on a chaturbate model. Has he ever admitted to actually spending money on there before? He was so broke earlier in the day that he had to cash out a single 5 dollar donation just to buy swisher sweets, and now he's dropping $10.99 on cam girls. His spending habits are insane, he'll never have enough money for a clock tower dream house!
 
bonified retard said:
At 4:00 he says he spent 100 tokens on a chaturbate model. Has he ever admitted to actually spending money on there before? He was so broke earlier in the day that he had to cash out a single 5 dollar donation just to buy swisher sweets, and now he's dropping $10.99 on cam girls. His spending habits are insane, he'll never have enough money for a clock tower dream house!
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It's his money doodt. He sympathy bates for it, its HIS money, doodt. He can spend it on whatever he wants.

"I'm 400 in the negative, it is what it is. You don't have to donate, I'm not asking anybody to do that, but I'm also out of cigarettes and booze"

Chaturbate is his WWE Champions.

The Southwest Strangla said:
God, that’s not the face of a normal 40 year old.
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I have no idea what you are talking about.
 
bonified retard said:
he'll never have enough money for a clock tower dream house!
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He's just waiting payshuntlee to win the lottery, trole... even if he does not play it

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Just musing and thinking, I wonder how many cobes there is out there in the world, maybe minus the youtube presence. How many gothic bad boy white trash who thinks they're a rockstar (and smell good) lives in your town right now?
 
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biggacracka said:
He's just waiting payshuntlee to win the lottery, trole... even if he does not play it
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Low key this is one of my favourite Cobra quotes ever. It was from his New Year stream from 2017 or 2018 I think.
"From now on Youtoob, I'm going to focus on winning the lottery"
 
biggacracka said:
He's just waiting payshuntlee to win the lottery, trole... even if he does not play it

Edit to avoid double posting:
Just musing and thinking, I wonder how many cobes there is out there in the world, maybe minus the youtube presence. How many gothic bad boy white trash who thinks they're a rockstar (and smell good) lives in your town right now?
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You ever spent time in the local parts of Vegas? Even the nice parts of town are jam-packed full of boglims.
 
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