🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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She is hustling to get access to Josh's Benjamins, all three of them! That boy is a hundredaire so I don't blame this skeezer for getting addicted to the snake venom!
 
ibeatmywife said:
He also DMd me and told me to stop trying to find out who Chris is. Doesn't seem to have been as threatening to me as he was to the other user but still is weird, his account is younger than mine and he has over 2x the amount of comments it's pretty odd. View attachment 6408323
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I also got a DM on sunday. How strange.
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Paypig Chris is scared, though, so that's good news.
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Someone needs to step in on Josh's behalf, this isn't going to end well. I don't even know who could or what they could even do but Josh isn't equipped to handle this shit the way it needs to be handled. He is either going to end up dead, seriously injured or in prison. I fear he can't survive another incursion from the Bog Witch menace.

I'd also like to stick my thumbs in the eyes of this Chris faggot and any other ween thinking this shit is funny.
 
Rusty Truknuts said:
They're in Casper 10/2. JM posted something about NAL going back on 10/10 so that doesn't line up.
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Maybe 10/10 is when she plans on coming back home? Or maybe NAL is a big fat ugly liar who thinks we're all retarded enough to believe she'd bother with a non direct flight to the middle of fucking nowhere to see a band that's will also be in Virginia
 
anliteralidiot said:
I also got a DM on sunday. How strange.
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Paypig Chris is scared, though, so that's good news.
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Yea it's extra weird because half his comments come off as being an alog the other half as if he's trying to sway the pages opinion and he has alot of comments for such a young account. I consider myself an active user but he is pumping out 2x the comments despite my account being older just seems odd.
 
If we're going to witch-hunt, remember that @rexiqween88 has lurked this thread for a while now, never posting, but liking a lot of posts in here. I'm not accusing users of being anyone, but I do find it a bit odd someone's willing to lurk and like posts, but never post anything themselves.
 
That Twitch stream is gonna be stupid chaotic.

It's $50 for a concert ticket
$298+ for airfare round trip on United
~$450 for a hotel for the week

She wasn't able to crowd source the money the first time, let's hope since Oinkers dropped out the community starves the boghag of her hopes and dreams again.
 
Bifocal Lens said:
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. Please pay pigs, please don't. That shotgun won't dry fire twice.

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Ponzo said:
She would have gone there with or without chris, just a one way ticket. She already had the motel booked and paid for a couple days. She will go there again, im calling it now.
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Call me a Prophet. I knew this bitch wasn't done. This will end bad. Fatal attraction bad.
Hennimore said:
Someone needs to step in on Josh's behalf, this isn't going to end well. I don't even know who could or what they could even do but Josh isn't equipped to handle this shit the way it needs to be handled. He is either going to end up dead, seriously injured or in prison. I fear he can't survive another incursion from the Bog Witch menace.

I'd also like to stick my thumbs in the eyes of this Chris faggot and any other ween thinking this shit is funny.
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Cobras best option is to leave town with family until the bitch runs out of $ and goes back and have one of his friends watch the trailer in case the bitch breaks in.
 
highly regarded 420 said:
That Twitch stream is gonna be stupid chaotic.

It's $50 for a concert ticket
$298+ for airfare round trip on United
~$450 for a hotel for the week

She wasn't able to crowd source the money the first time, let's hope since Oinkers dropped out the community starves the boghag of her hopes and dreams again.
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Well now people know she is going to make josh miserable she will get the money easily this time lol its different now that it's clear she's trolling to an extent. That stream will be chaotic though can't wait
 
Ponzo said:
Call me a Prophet. I knew this bitch wasn't done. This will end bad. Fatal attraction bad.
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Yeah, she has no problem if it's just a one-way trip. In fact, part of the whole "having a motel only for 4 days" shit was that she'd be able to use it as leverage and tell Joshie "I'm gonna be homeless if you don't let me in". She's such a fucking manipulator. She also admitted to using that as leverage to one of her friends. JM had the receipts up somewhere in her channel, I'll try to find them. What angers me the most is that she has enough IQ to select her targets. Anyone other than Josh would have told her "That's your problem bitch, just stay out".

ibeatmywife said:
Well now people know she is going to make josh miserable she will get the money easily this time lol its different now that it's clear she's trolling to an extent. That stream will be chaotic though can't wait
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The flights are cheaper now, last time I checked it was around 700$ for the round trip, now it's around 300$.
I'm hoping that the stream will be 99% of people just shitting on her, and she'll be angrily defending herself and telling everyone "it's not my fault, how is it my fault?" It'll be even funnier if she's black out drunk.

I just fear the 1% willing to pay for her shit. I'm also going to assume that they'll pay for a one-way trip only. It'll be cheaper and provide more content for the glass punchers. Imagine calling someone's suicide "content".
 
Bifocal Lens said:
Yeah, she has no problem if it's just a one-way trip. In fact, part of the whole "having a motel only for 4 days" shit was that she'd be able to use it as leverage and tell Joshie "I'm gonna be homeless if you don't let me in". She's such a fucking manipulator. She also admitted to using that as leverage to one of her friends. JM had the receipts up somewhere in her channel, I'll try to find them. What angers me the most is that she knows how to select her targets. Anyone other than Josh would have told her "That's your problem bitch, just stay out".


The flights are cheaper now, last time I checked it was around 700$ for the round trip, now it's around 300$.
I'm hoping that the stream will be 99% of people just shitting on her, and she'll be angrily defending herself and telling everyone "it's not my fault, how is it my fault?" It'll be even funnier if she's black out drunk.

I just fear the 1% willing to pay for her shit. I'm also going to assume that they'll pay for a one-way trip only. It'll be cheaper and provide more content for the glass punchers. Imagine calling someone's suicide "content".
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Actually that's a good point I didn't think of but I think you're totally right it's probably alot more likely the person either buys a one way or cancels the return flight on her after she arrives

I guess her streaming with her cashapp is her attempt to avoid all that but I don't see her crowdsourcing that kind of money in small donations I'd imagine it would be one person 2 or 3 at the most who would fund the entire thing
 
Hennimore said:
Someone needs to step in on Josh's behalf, this isn't going to end well. I don't even know who could or what they could even do but Josh isn't equipped to handle this shit the way it needs to be handled. He is either going to end up dead, seriously injured or in prison. I fear he can't survive another incursion from the Bog Witch menace.

I'd also like to stick my thumbs in the eyes of this Chris faggot and any other ween thinking this shit is funny.
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at this point I feel like only Clint or the police could step in and I seriously doubt Clint believes Jessica to be a threat to Josh' life and law enforcement won't waste time on a boglim with a BPDemon dancing on his soul.
I don't wanna touch poo but I am genuinely worried for the boy. Things took a turn for the worse when normies started taking notice of Jord but boy have things escalated further than I ever imagined. I almost miss the duster arc.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Rogue is definitely my favorite lolcow streamer. But like someone else said Seizure is definitely the best Cobratuber followed by Bitesize.
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Rogue is like a buffet, you get a little bit of everything
Seizure is like a steak house, you go there for one thing only

Edit :
BogChron is like a doordash. I didn't order it but if it's paid for leave it at the door
 
If there is one thing I've learned from watching lolcows, it's that anyone named Chris is Cain to a Josh's Abel.
Also, we need a better name for Chris. I know we floated the name "Mister Oinkers" before but there's gotta be something better. Personally, I suggest Paypig Chris.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
If there is one thing I've learned from watching lolcows, it's that anyone named Chris is Cain to a Josh's Abel.
Also, we need a better name for Chris. I know we floated the name "Mister Oinkers" before but there's gotta be something better. Personally, I suggest Paypig Chris.
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I think we're using Oinkers because it's the relevant name linked to his latest appearances but if we're brainstorming names, I'd like to respectfully submit the alternate "Payfaggot Chris" for consideration.
 
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