🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Hellion204, and thanks for reminding me about the alog thread. I see a Hellion206 in the above list.
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Only two comments from Hellion206. In /r/DanielLarson: "this has happened to me atleast a dozen times. you probably upset some simp." and in /r/The_Boglim: "Its lenin lime and barack oboglim. they hate it when you text their boyfriend or threaten their meal ticket."
Account is now suspended so it looks like that's all we've got

Edit: Found this though. Honolulu? It's removed but it's something worth looking into
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
The main issue in going "Somebody has to do something!!!" is Josh himself. Outside of getting Jessica put on the no-fly list or something on par with the authorities getting involved(Or Jessica losing her CashApp account), Josh isn't going to do a damn thing. Josh is too nice, and too willing to try to make things work with Jessica, while also being too stubborn to admit that the Troles have a point this time.
As the saying goes, "you can lead a boglim to water, but you can't make him bathe in it."
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There's youtube comments from NAL informants saying Cobra sent her beer 2 days ago. He's playing stupid games and acting two faced. They think Chris is telling NAL to pretend she's pregnant to Cobra and Cobra is being talked into interacting with NAL for content. Chris has a lot of money and both get private donations from him if they do what he wants. He threatens Cobes in a JM video from a few months ago with withdrawing his support if Cobra disappoints him.

So Chris is blackmailing both hoping he can force them together for content and they're doing it to get free alcohol and their overdrawn accounts paid off.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
The main issue in going "Somebody has to do something!!!" is Josh himself. Outside of getting Jessica put on the no-fly list or something on par with the authorities getting involved(Or Jessica losing her CashApp account), Josh isn't going to do a damn thing. Josh is too nice, and too willing to try to make things work with Jessica, while also being too stubborn to admit that the Troles have a point this time.
As the saying goes, "you can lead a boglim to water, but you can't make him bathe in it."
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The main reason why Josh is a lolcow is because he exhibits the most defining trait of a cow; He does not ever learn his lesson. It's not for a lack of trying on the part of his trolls or his loved ones, he is just dumb as a fucking post and he's going to make the retarded decision every time. I wish some people would just understand that before involving themselves with his life but there's too many dumb people on this planet to have any expectation of reasonability.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
The main reason why Josh is a lolcow is because he exhibits the most defining trait of a cow; He does not ever learn his lesson. It's not for a lack of trying on the part of his trolls or his loved ones, he is just dumb as a fucking post and he's going to make the retarded decision every time. I wish some people would just understand that before involving themselves with his life but there's too many dumb people on this planet to have any expectation of reasonability.
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The two quintessential traits of every lolcow

- smart enough to know better but just can’t help themselves but act against their own interest for whatever reason at the time
- dumb enough not to learn from the inevitable consequences
 
I gotta say that I have never understood the people who give Cobra shit.
I genuinely always thought he was pretty wholesome. If you fuckers indirectly drives him to off-himself I will forever hate all of you.
He just looks slightly odd and is wholesomly autistic. Much more authentic than most of you fuckers. He unironically probably even have had a better sex and love life than half of you. I know it's not a high bar, but still. Props where props should be given.
Stop fucking with cobes ffs!
 
durdeum said:
I gotta say that I have never understood the people who give Cobra shit.
I genuinely always thought he was pretty wholesome. If you fuckers indirectly drives him to off-himself I will forever hate all of you.
He just looks slightly odd and is wholesomly autistic. Much more authentic than most of you fuckers. He unironically probably even have had a better sex and love life than half of you. I know it's not a high bar, but still. Props where props should be given.
Stop fucking with cobes ffs!
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Shut up retard
 
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