🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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God, he spent years talking about how much he needed a woman and it was goofy fun for all of us. A finger on the monkeys paw curls, for him and for us.

Women, not even once.
 
You know when niggers yell KOBE while throwing a piece of paper in the bin?

I think people should yell: "I AM GONNA MAC NUUUUUUTTT "just before exploding.

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Would be like the white version of Allah Wackbar would do a ton of good for the culture.
 
Jizzrag said:
It’s almost like he has some sort of mental deficiency.
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Still, imagine having to live with the thought, that you are so utterly physically and mentally repulsive, that a literal homeless-looking man with a chin afro would rather load his gun and blow his brains out, than spend another 10 minutes with you.

I'd grab the gun next if we're being honest.
 
speaking with tactical autism, i wonder if NAL herself is the best person to get dirt on chris from.
she has already said that she knows his last name
if she isn't already splitting and pissed off at him, it couldn't take that much to push her over the edge to dox him herself
 
Hennimore said:
Josh just isn't fit to maintain any sort of relationship anymore. His temper is too much of a short fuse and even the most insignificant stuff is bound to set him off. Despite all his cope he knows his life is a fucking mess and it's pretty apparent he is constantly primed to explode. Jessica is the absolute worse kind of person to be around Josh but I think at this point Josh just needs to be on his own. The only person he is really fit to be around is someone like Darf who is completely inoffensive jovial.

Jessica is such a run of the mill BPD bitch though. All the shit she has gotten up to so far has been textbook. Hopefully Josh is finally done with her but sadly I honestly doubt it.


I understand that but Josh is claiming that Jessica was lying about him wanting to kill himself. There was very clearly a threat of suicide in the videos released last night.
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He kind of never was. Stephanie left his ass because he "joked" that he would rape her. If I recall correctly. He's always had a temper like this. Kicking ovens because a bag of Lays told him to smile. Destroying one of his guitars, for what reason I can't remember. He just didn't televise them as often as he is now, because he wasn't this much of a drunk. My take anyway.
 
Ibanez RG 350EX said:
Depictions in video games have led people to believe shotguns have enormously wider patterns than they actually do.
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It's not even about that. It's about the ammo, if you are using slugs there is no spread, 00 buckshot there will be some spread and then you can get even smaller balls in the shells that have a wider spread I forget the name maybe scattershot
 
Can someone please take this obnoxious ugly whore to the middle of nowhere and chain her to a tree? This shit ain't funny
 
MunsterCheeseJr said:
If King Cobra sees the Bog Hog as his only source for sex, which is an insanely high biological motivator, I can see why he thinks about blowing his own head off as the better option.

If you want to save King Cobra, he needs to find another outlet for sex.
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This is an interesting avenue of plausible pursuit. It's a shame whoredash isn't really a thing. I wonder if another sex doll or one of those USB fuck holes would do?
dramamine said:
speaking with tactical autism, i wonder if NAL herself is the best person to get dirt on chris from.
she has already said that she knows his last name
if she isn't already splitting and pissed off at him, it couldn't take that much to push her over the edge to dox him herself
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Been thinking this. Be it a buddy or a paypig, this person has been leaking her calls. We know she thrives on the idea of control, and not being able to control this person has to be pissing her off if they're not in on it together.
 
Large Marge said:
she sees he has the shotgun and instead of intervening, she's pauses at this angle secretly hoping she would get to record his suicide. i feel sick.
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She's gonna use a picture for the unofficial release of her album, Dawn of the Black Bogs, then put part of his brain in a stew and eat it, then make necklaces out of his skull fragments and give them to musicians she deems worthy.
 
ibeatmywife said:
It's not even about that. It's about the ammo
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Any load will have an extremely tight pattern at "a few feet". Again, an awful lot of people are under the impression that shotguns are some kind of wild spray hose straight from the barrel, when you don't actually see that for yards or tens of yards.
 
Something needs to be done to protect him from this kind of succubus.
Why didn't he cast a protective spell?
He has the power and spell points to repel her .
She is his Yoko Ono, only lamer and more deadly
 
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