🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bixby Snyder said:
He pretty much uses the same ingredients in every food hack.
1) A base of some food that basically was all the actual cooking
2) Add cheese
3) Add Bacon
4) Wild card is some protein sent by a ‘fan’
5) Nuke for 30 sec ‘bursts’ or cook for 4 hours at 420 (yesssssss)
6) Let sit on counter overnight
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Eeeeeeexthra cheeeeethe, eeeeexthra baycon, thome country croooooock, eeeeeexthra [generic walmart spice mix], can of peach buuuuusche liiiiiiite, watch it like a hawk in the micawave, let it cool overnight tooobth haha yeeeeeeeth.
I've missed when food hacks were downright rancid filth like the firey fish pizza, canned snail and chairbug burrito, and "the greasiest burger". I'm glad the boy is getting back to his true art form of drunkenly turning $100 of food stamps into inedible slop instead of the last slump of lazily combining fast food doordash orders. Now we have rubber jerky nachos and cold burned steak with gelled potato mash and gravy.
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Oh no... Cobra bros I hate to speculate but after someone pointed out in the comments, why would there be a chair next to the throne?
Banned from a bar.
Ranting about menstruation.
Looking just a bit more bathed than usual.
I hope I'm wrong but to me these things all happening at once make me think that the Swamp Witch has had extended contact with the boy again. :(
 
We all saw it coming. Cobra will happily put up with her shit as long as he gets to say "the troles can't handle that I have a girlfriend"

It literally doesn't matter. He loves being a retard and no amount of punishment will ever change him, we have that in common.
 
Tetragrammaton said:
if this happens someone should time how long it takes for him to get evicted.
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Watch him go right back to being in denial if Jessica gets him evicted a second time. Realistically how much more can she wreck his life before he calls quits on her for real?
 
Cobra's bizarre actions have done more to convince me that something is happening than any tea coming from YouTube. The boy took a shower and changed his shirt, something BIG is going on.
 
People are saying he got kicked out of the bar but I'm not sure where that information is coming from. I don't really doubt that he did but I didn't hear him say it.
 
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