🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[UncommonParlence]

That dirty bog has his nator ALL up in that greazy bacon, don't he?

If she showed up half naked and gof, flashin' strips, with intoxicating tribute Ole BOY! was functionally powerless.

As much as he's a sexy gof bad BOY! he's super susceptible to flattery. Anything with a hole instead of a pole between their legs telling him how badass and how cool he is goes straight to his already swollen head.

He's not exactly intelligent either. Also, autistic... he won't pick up on duplicity. In short, he's doomed.

All she had to do, after getting past the initial conflict of showing up uninvited, is vamp his "hair", stroke his "massive" hog, and tell him how ginormous and not deformed his wenis and biceps are.

Cobretious wept.

Satan cast a circle on the BOY!'s nono zone. So mote it be in his britches circle.

Tw, I digress, u.

 

[Gardener of Kadesh]

tell him how ginormous and not deformed his wenis and biceps are.

"Thanks, wait until you see my Dad's."

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

New Walnut

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

New Walnut
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yfp90nniIQ4

This one's a year old.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

This one's a year old.

Oh my god I'm a retard.

 

[Umaibae]

Watch him go right back to being in denial if Jessica gets him evicted a second time. Realistically how much more can she wreck his life before he calls quits on her for real?

Can’t get evicted if PeePaw is the landlord.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Can’t get evicted if PeePaw is the landlord.

Clint evicting Cobra would be the greatest thing ever. "Well, a lot's up Josh..."

 

[ibeatmywife]

Can’t get evicted if PeePaw is the landlord.

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Clint isn't the lot owner and that seems to be a fairly nice trailer park so good chance if hag continues to come and stay there clint will be forced to rent it out to someone and house bog another way

My guess is she is on her best behavior on this trip and isn't going live but that would likely change very quick if she is welcomed back and allowed to stay at the trailer.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Clint isn't the lot owner and that seems to be a fairly nice trailer park so good chance if hag continues to come and stay there clint will be forced to rent it out to someone and house bog another way

Correct, he only owns the trailer. The lot itself is rented and he can be evicted by the owner from it.

 

[Agares]

Can’t get evicted if PeePaw is the landlord.

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The trailer park still owns the plot of land his place is on, and all their rules apply. There's still rules, just less than what he had to deal with in the apartment.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The trailer park still owns the plot of land his place is on, and all their rules apply. There's still rules, just less than what he had to deal with in the apartment.

This is a clean, well-run park too, they're not going to tolerate a lot of nonsense.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

It would be a shame if Clint took away the double wide.

 

[WhoCares666]

This is a clean, well-run park too, they're not going to tolerate a lot of nonsense.

Yeah it's not Sunnyvale.

 

[Fortyone]

It would be a shame if Clint took away the double wide.

no way Cobra's trailer is a double wide, I've seen double wide trailers that are actually nice and not a glorified box without a normal ceiling. I was honestly shocked by how drab and soulless his trailer was when I saw it.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

no way Cobra's trailer is a double wide

It's not. It's just a standard super cheap manufactured home. The OP was making a pun on the double down meme, which is funny. I think Cobra's home is smaller than the shed I built for my aquariums. I'm sure there's plans for his exact model somewhere on the Internet, if I had to guess it's around 1000 square feet and probably something like 15 x 60

 

[anliteralidiot]

no way Cobra's trailer is a double wide

It just needs double wide sauce

 

[Mushroom King]

You can tell it's a single unit because the ceiling finishing is right down the center of every room. That being said, it's a good place for him, it's more than enough space and he has more privacy than in the last 10 years. Trailers are unfairly maligned. After a few months of Cobes though, I bet that thing is like one of those sealed up terrariums of stink and filth.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

After a few months of Cobes though, I bet that thing is like one of those sealed up terrariums of stink and filth.

i think thats why clint told him to only smoke in that one room. odds are the rest of the trailer will be generally clean aside from the kitchen area. in the last place you could tell he mainly sat in his chair and rarely went elsewhere.

i even remember a NAL stream where she showed the bedroom she was sleeping in and it looked almost untouched. so it seems the bog filth only gathers in the areas he settles into most.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I can't believe that KF took away the Double Wide. That really sucks.

 

[ibeatmywife]

i think thats why clint told him to only smoke in that one room. odds are the rest of the trailer will be generally clean aside from the kitchen area. in the last place you could tell he mainly sat in his chair and rarely went elsewhere.

i even remember a NAL stream where she showed the bedroom she was sleeping in and it looked almost untouched. so it seems the bog filth only gathers in the areas he settles into most.

I'm telling you he has pissed and shit himself multiple times in that dead dog chair, over the course of the last 6 months to a year it has developed a bogring right around where he sits. The waterbile shits and piss seeped through his pants. I'm also curious about his carpet right in front of the chair because in the last apartment he would cum and pour out alcohol and spill shit and vomit all in the same spot and it was like a blackhole of bog filth