🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ibeatmywife said:
Man she really did imply that Josh's biological mom and his stepdad mark SA him or some shit. As much as I hate nal and think everything bad she said josh did is total BS that seems way too specific to be totally made up I think he must have told her something.
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Jessica went into a loop about this later into her drunken stream last night screaming repeatedly about Josh's stepdad "throwing him into a wall." Jessica Messica's stream snipe caught it if anyone cares to go digging. It was really late into the stream.

EDIT: Timestamp 9:01:33

 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Continual Clint patrols around the vicinity of the trailer. Darf called in for homeboy support, desperate times.
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I think Clint might be perfect as a hired tough guy

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ASeabear8952 said:
People have been wanting Cobes to go on Fishtank since its inception. While they were still together Jessica said she would only want him on if they went on together. But she is absolutely more fitting.
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Josh said during season 2 that he couldn’t go on because he had to take care of Puff because it was cold out. After it ended, he kept saying that he had to wait for it to get warm out so he could look for Puff. Jessica kept trying to get herself on the show with Josh. Now that they’re both gone, he has no excuse not to go on!
 
Happy days! the bog witch arc was too depressing to bear witness to, and I really thought he might just shrink and shrink, henpecked man style, into the shadow of her insanity until she eventually killed (or seriously maimed) him in some mad episode.

Kind of sweet that he bought her a nice ring just because. A lot of blokes are quite shit about considerate little things like that.

Kiwibros with partners , celebrate this happy occasion by buying your beau an opal stone piece of jewelry.
Don't let the King be a slightly better boyfriend once in a very specific regard, than you.
He leads by glorious example and this is the one occasion it would be appropriate to follow it.

(she's definitely not canceling that flight though cobes, so be aware)
 
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We're not out of the woods yet, fellas, Cobies might have an extraordinary resistance to poison, but I bet the STD DoT stack she put on him is terrifying.
 
Jobama said:
Josh said during season 2 that he couldn’t go on because he had to take care of Puff because it was cold out. After it ended, he kept saying that he had to wait for it to get warm out so he could look for Puff. Jessica kept trying to get herself on the show with Josh. Now that they’re both gone, he has no excuse not to go on!
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You’ve gotta understand that getting Cobra to agree to going on Fishtank is an almost impossible task. He’s aware of what the premise of Fishtank is and the implication is that he’s being brought on there to be laughed at and he’s already very sensitive to people doing that to him, he’ll block his dad on Facebook for harmless jokes he interprets as teasing.

Imagine that he agrees to it, probably for a sum of money that Sam could afford. He doesn’t want to leave his apartment let alone the city or the state. Any time he’s done that it’s because he’s being forced to go to a family gathering and he’s opted out of those plenty of times. He’s had chances to travel with his dad to extremely nice places but he’s refused. He’s unmotivated to do anything, he would rather it come to him. He thinks that if he waits patiently and does his thing, the universe will give him everything he’s ever wanted (Its a nice cope for not actually doing anything.) He had some guy who proposed a fake cartoon to him and the guy had to drive out to Casper from California just to have him record voice lines, he wouldn’t even leave his house to go to a studio he wanted to record it all on his computer with a headset microphone.

Imagine someone who will go to the greatest, most incomprehensibly disadvantageous lengths to put in the least effort possible in almost every situation. Now, imagine that person is retarded and owns spray paint. That’s Cobra.
 
I fucking knew this stupid cunt would accuse him of abusing her.
 
Noxe said:
I fucking knew this stupid cunt would accuse him of abusing her.
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Thankfully, I don't think I've seen anyone believe her.
Al Dente Alighieri said:
He’s aware of what the premise of Fishtank is and the implication is that he’s being brought on there to be laughed at and he’s already very sensitive to people doing that to him, he’ll block his dad on Facebook for harmless jokes he interprets as teasing.
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Okay, but he would've been perfect in the S2.5 Bloodgames. It was just retard LARP in the woods, not normal fishtank shit.
WE COULD HAVE HAD COBRA WITH JACE CONNORS.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
You’ve gotta understand that getting Cobra to agree to going on Fishtank is an almost impossible task. He’s aware of what the premise of Fishtank is and the implication is that he’s being brought on there to be laughed at and he’s already very sensitive to people doing that to him, he’ll block his dad on Facebook for harmless jokes he interprets as teasing.

Imagine that he agrees to it, probably for a sum of money that Sam could afford. He doesn’t want to leave his apartment let alone the city or the state. Any time he’s done that it’s because he’s being forced to go to a family gathering and he’s opted out of those plenty of times. He’s had chances to travel with his dad to extremely nice places but he’s refused. He’s unmotivated to do anything, he would rather it come to him. He thinks that if he waits patiently and does his thing, the universe will give him everything he’s ever wanted (Its a nice cope for not actually doing anything.) He had some guy who proposed a fake cartoon to him and the guy had to drive out to Casper from California just to have him record voice lines, he wouldn’t even leave his house to go to a studio he wanted to record it all on his computer with a headset microphone.

Imagine someone who will go to the greatest, most incomprehensibly disadvantageous lengths to put in the least effort possible in almost every situation. Now, imagine that person is retarded and owns spray paint. That’s Cobra.
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Any time anyone brings up Josh on Fishtank it makes me laugh. Does anyone actually imagine Josh going thru TSA, finding his gate, and not getting black out drunk at the first bar he see's and miss his flight? I cant imagine Josh just doing what it takes to land in Rhode Island let alone want to spend the night outside of his Cozy Cobra Lair.
 
Glad that Josh did the right thing and Methica is gone. However, that lies the question - is Methica done with Josh? We all know she's nuttier than squirrel shit, along with having Borderline Personality Disorder, and I've had my fair shake of BPD chicks. Don't be surprised if she pulls a "Surprise, motherfucka!" to Cobra's trailer and decides to fuck with him.

Also, Josh, dude! Let this be a lesson: NO ONE, and I MEAN NO ONE, is worth getting evicted over!
 
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