🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He was the first guy to buy yet jewlery fellas. She dropped the ball hard . Boy keeps on winning
 
After a sloppy breakup with NAL last night, Josh has woken up to post two new drink combos featuring four bottles of liquor in under 30 minutes to solidify the point he made last night that NAL was a bigger alcoholic than him after NAL accused him of choking her twice without her consent, on his birthday no less.

I see NAL and Cobes having a total alcoholic fueled meltdown this weekend.
 
/OUR BOY/ IS FINALLY FREE

LemonParty said:
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"Oh because I stand up for trans rights she's going to make fun of me for that too, because she's mad. Sounds like Jessica is transphobic and needs to get canceled" - CobraJFS

Cobra you sure are counter culture; standing up for trans rights with the likes of Nike, Pepsi, CNN, Disney, etc.

The bitch may be bat shit insane but Cobra isn't judging her from an Ivory Tower.
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quit being a bitch and enjoy the moment
 
The poor boglim finally realized that "dry spell, any length" > hag. TMDU.

When does the new dry spell clock start running, in Cobes' mind? From the moment he announced the hag split, or their last ghastly coupling?
 
wenttobermuda said:
The poor boglim finally realized that "dry spell, any length" > hag. TMDU.

When does the new dry spell clock start running, in Cobes' mind? From the moment he announced the hag split, or their last ghastly coupling?
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The clock starts NOW
 
gogeta77 said:
I hope cobes actually finds a good women soon.
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Unfortunately, Cobra has neglected everything in his life to such a degree that his list of shortcomings is an untenable situation for any woman, period. The only women capable of tolerating them are women like Jessica because you’d have to actually be a nutcase to say “No job? Alcoholic? No license, no debit card, believes that magic is real? Has an 24/7 legion of people who harass him and everyone associated with him all day, all night? Unconventionally unattractive with black teeth? Not particularly bright and has mental disorders?” The list goes on and on, crazy women is all Cobra is fated to have. I just hope that he finds the least crazy woman he can and has a nice life.

anliteralidiot said:
The only bad thing troles did for the relationship was buy her tickets.
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It’s probably a good thing honestly. All men, and especially Cobra, need experiences filled with conflict to grow as people. Since Cobra doesn’t ever leave the house, make many friends or speak to women and overall habitually avoids conflict, he never really grows. This was a painful and good experience for him, he’s gunna come out of this a better person. He’s living in his own house now so at the very least you can say this was a blessing in disguise.
 
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Only a true wizard would slay a sea hag with that much accuracy and cunning
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Unfortunately, Cobra has neglected everything in his life to such a degree that his list of shortcomings is an untenable situation for any woman, period. The only women capable of tolerating them are women like Jessica because you’d have to actually be a nutcase to say “No job? Alcoholic? No license, no debit card, believes that magic is real? Has an 24/7 legion of people who harass him and everyone associated with him all day, all night? Unconventionally unattractive with black teeth? Not particularly bright and has mental disorders?” The list goes on and on, crazy women is all Cobra is fated to have. I just hope that he finds the least crazy woman he can and has a nice life.


It’s probably a good thing honestly. All men, and especially Cobra, need experiences filled with conflict to grow as people. Since Cobra doesn’t ever leave the house, make many friends or speak to women and overall habitually avoids conflict, he never really grows. This was a painful and good experience for him, he’s gunna come out of this a better person. He’s living in his own house now so at the very least you can say this was a blessing in disguise.
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My opinion was a bit more in Josh's favor prior to reading this, but honestly, you're spot on. I think additionally the 2 biggest factors that will keep him this way are that 1, Josh is really dumb, like probably around 80 IQ, and 2, he's a perpetual man-child who was coddled by his father and now his weens to where it's now at the point that Josh is barely a functioning adult, if even one. There are plenty of women who are willing to accept A LOT, but the more you expect a woman to take, the worse she will likely be as well. The only potential good partner for Josh would be a woman who is willing to literally do EVERYTHING for a guy who won't even notice 3/4's of it and will constantly argue and get pissy about basic things like having him brush his teeth and shower. This doesn't even begin to go into the bringing him around family aspect, where Josh would be an embarrassment off sheer appearance and hygiene alone. Josh just doesn't have enough to offer to the kind of woman who would be willing to do all of that for him, so he is stuck with people just as bad if not worse than himself, likely worse due to the situation he's in being technically a successful YTer.
 
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