🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Circle of protection on Cobes' new dry spell. The longer you wait, the hotter the new woman will be King. So mote it be.
 
Galeocerdo said:
As if we didn't already know fucking lmao.
Bless him for finally admitting it and not cucking out to her. If I had money I'd doordash him a taco
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A proper Doritos Locos Taco for the boy. Hell, maybe even 3, with all the ingredients you can put on them.
 
I miss this level of venom from Cobes. (gay pun but I'm gonna leave it)
He hasn't been this mad in a long-ass time.
I can't wait to see our king's next arc... Knocking door to door at the trailer park looking for a large-breasted gothic of age alive non-related female for consensual coitus
 
I’m genuinely proud for the boy. It takes a lot of emotional maturity to get out of a toxic relationship like that. I’m glad this hag has finally been banished from the Cobraverse
 
He’s broken free of the mind compulsion but he still has to slay the beast.
 
deadson said:
Daaamnn, what a fucking response from the boglim! Nearly died at "Normal 40 year olds don't live with mommy and daddy, and your parents are saints for dealing with you".
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It's amazing she's such a screeching fuckup even someone like Cobes can say it to her and not be a complete hypocrite. After all, he's technically not living with his parents.
 
bonified retard said:
She kind of implied it already.
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Cobra is one of the worst liars on the planet. When he does try to fib about something it is very obvious to anyone and everyone. That and Cobra might do a lot of things but that's not one of them.

This bitch on the other hand has been caught on camera flipping the fuck out and getting really close to smacking our guy.

On a lighter note, now that Jessica is single she should date someone who deserves it. I hear there's a Bog Hog hanging out in beautiful Merida, Mexico. She should go meet him.
 
While it's definitely a good thing that he's dumped her I really was looking forward to her visit and all the content it would bring. After this brief breakup moment we're going to have another dry spell.
 
mars said:
While it's definitely a good thing that he's dumped her I really was looking forward to her visit and all the content it would bring. After this brief breakup moment we're going to have another dry spell.
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You never know, Jessica might just fly to Casper anyways. Josh had an episode recently where he forgot to lock his trailer door, after all.
 
Reports coming in of a line forming outside Cobes front door. It's women lined for miles after hearing the news that the sexiest goth bad boy is officially back on the market!
 
"Because I support trans rights", now begins the troon chaser arc. If he finds one, they probably will be more mentally stable than the sea hag Jessica.
 
I love when he gets mad and starts using words like "honey" and "sweetie".
What's the time table for when we start entering dry spell talk territory?
 
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