🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Mr. Manchester said:
I think that sudden realization that he was finally free was the biggest shock to his system he's ever had. Not getting kicked out of either apartment, not getting thrown in the drunk tank, not losing Puff but getting rid of that awful hag. He did it the right way too, block the bitch on everything and never talk to her again. I guess years of dealing with the trolls have taught him how to get rid of people when he needs to. That and Warlord wherever he may be.
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he had me in absolute tears when he went from talking about how she's a drunk bitch, to that SHE'S MENTALLY INSANE, then hypes himself up with a "maybe she should take it easy on Josh if she wants to keep this guy around", I could find a 10000x hotter chick and then followed it up with sounds like Jessica's transphobic and needs to be cancelled. I was like jesus christ he's out here hitting grand slams.

it's good honestly for a long time I've wished something would happen that would sort of jumpstart Josh somewhat. it probably won't last, but he needed some kind of swift kick in the ass to pull him out of the long boring funk he's been in a long time. he'll be back to his old boring self in a week but for now, it's good.
 
Hennimore said:
Jessica was just saying on stream that Josh would make her watch Ozzy concerts claiming that Ozzy shouted him out on stage and would replay the same part of the concert over and over again while making this claim. Jessica said there was no shoutout but he would just sit there playing it over and over talking about how big of a fan Ozzy was of him. :lit:
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He’s legitimately done that on discord calls before it’s fucking hilarious
 
it also was hysterical in the end of the video where he basically said she was ugly and he could barely stomach fucking her lol "people would criticize the way Jessica looks, I didn't care if she wasn't the prettiest I was trying my fucking best god damn it!"
 
Maybe we'll get a panel with Courtney where she can ask questions he's now willing to answer.

Boy is MAD! Let it all out boy!

Hopefully this is distracting enough for Bog Chron to not set a heap of weens onto Liquid Cobra.
 
Here’s hoping the king finds a woman worthy of him. Here’s to you cobies, may the next pussy smell like Shake Shack
 
el bandito loco said:
I liked how cognitive the boy seemed in his Im single video. I'm always saying cobes has more self awareness than people let on. he's retarded but he's not completely mentally gone. he's just an idiot. I haven't seen what she was doing or saying (still going through the prior posts in the thread) but he bodied her ass lol
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This is because Cobra is now talking about something happening in life, something he knows and understands, which is part of the reason why people watched him to begin with. Since Cobra spends most of his time talking about shit he doesn't understand and he does nothing in his life worth talking about, he sounds like a retard. Simple actions, simple thoughts, simple events, simple sentences.
 
btw she doesn't believe he's broke up with her, because he didn't "communicate with her."
I don't think she's seen the video yet, either, so there's more lulz to be had.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
ExQueenCobraJAB has been banned from Twitch mid-rant, likely due to comments about Blair White.
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Hahahahaha, That's fucking hilarious. Watch her melt down worse over losing her "Blossoming Twitch Career" and how "The Cobra-fans false flagged the stream to get me silenced!".. God bless this stupid bitch she's amazing content on her own
Side Note: What do you think this bogwitch will call herself now? Will she keep the moniker of "Queen Cobra" or?
 
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