🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I saw a food truck menu that was so shittily misspelled that Cobes himself could have written it.

"Mozzarlla Fingers"
 
Bixby Snyder said:
Cobes doesn’t have the foresight or willpower to intentionally not go live. It is literally his only outlet beyond drinking and beating his pudd.

If he takes a break, it’s something Clint suggested. Which is also why it wouldn’t last that long.
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I hope he does an election night livestream and drink combo
 
Big Nasty said:
I saw a food truck menu that was so shittily misspelled that Cobes himself could have written it.

"Mozzarlla Fingers"
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its people running a food truck, step below carnies because they fetishize being on the bleeding edge of cuisine while making Cobra-styled "cuisine". Why yes, I do want a tamarind-balut-studded hot dog using heritage Berkshire pork and hand-created casings.
 
I like how Cobes went from "It's bussin'!" to "Dyn-O-Mite!". He's ping ponging between being 70 years old and 7 years old in the most autistic attempt to sound cool.
 
a bar of tactical soap said:
Had. He broke it trying to flip cock it like the Terminator or something iirc.
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He paid more than the sticker price to have it repaired. Then he attached a dank strap with zip ties. Bad Company has not been seen since he got shit faced and played with it on live stream, loading, and unloading it. Porkney freaked, possibly called nipple lord, and it has been "mysteriously" absent ever since(3 years maybe?). I digress, I'm your hucklebearer.
 
Dill said:
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Cobra has become really unwatchable lately. Content dry spell
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"Fuck your sky emperor, doodt. Praise grandfather Nurgle and fuck the troles!"
 
Mister Baranavichy said:
For real for real, no cap, bussin burrito no glaze yootoob!!! Total level 10 J@ flavor moment present at the Op-lobby in Ohio toobz!!!

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On a serious note, what the fuck even is this? We have a rotten-toothed British cowboy speaking Zoomer sucking on condiment packs, while complimenting the excellent driving service of the doordasher (we know he didn't tip) what is he even watching to get this new age slang in his system?
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When did he start talking like this?
 
Rock and roll never dies sounds like it could be this summers cobras cantina.
 
I think Josh hasn't streamed because NAL gets on him about money if he does. Like, he streamed, and she spent part of her stream talking about his money, and how people buy him things, and how he could buy her things. If she's doing that on stream, it's probably worse for him off-stream.
 
Dill said:
Cobra has become really unwatchable lately. Content dry spell
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Jessica sounded upset the last time he uploaded a food video while she had to eat food from the food bank. What if he is afraid of uploading drink and food combos because NAL will give him a moody call later on, trying to guilt-trip him into sending her money or food?
 
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Ponzo said:
Jessica sounded upset the last time he uploaded a food video while she had to eat food from the food bank. What if he is afraid of uploading drink and food combos because NAL will give him a moody call later on, trying to guilt-trip him into sending her money or food?
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Why on earth would/should Jessica expect a guy living on welfare to be able to support her at ALL? She’s just as dumb as he is. He has talked about being in the negative all the time. And, they live on opposite sides of the country. It’s not like an actual, normal relationship where it’s give and take. It’s two non functional adults.
 
TheCakeIsALie said:
Why on earth would/should Jessica expect a guy living on welfare to be able to support her at ALL?
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Yes of course it's BS to expect something like that.
She manipulates him with common tropes like "a man should support his woman".
Wouldn't he agree, that that's the way it should be? (moral pressure, instill guilt)

Or: She knows he's the right man for her, because he helps her out so much, she just loves him soo much (love bombing).
He better keep that up, or else!
She never had a man do that for her, she's so hungry right now, it helped quite a bit when he doordashed her. (dry begging)

She always inserts the "what little money I have" and "people stealing her food" in her rant loops.
Also making him feel bad of having "all that money" - even when he is as skint as she is - works.
To get her off his back when she starts the complaining tirade, all he has to do, is feed her.

She can count on him living in the moment, wanting to avoid displeasure and to not connect the dots.
 
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