🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agares]

My beer froze today because I stored it too close to the minifridge freezer and sometimes I wonder if Cobes has ever drank a frozen beer.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Imagining him peeling off the can and licking it like a big popsicle

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

My beer froze today because I stored it too close to the minifridge freezer and sometimes I wonder if Cobes has ever drank a frozen beer.

Doubtful, he drinks them warm.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Why on earth would/should Jessica expect a guy living on welfare to be able to support her at ALL? She’s just as dumb as he is. He has talked about being in the negative all the time. And, they live on opposite sides of the country. It’s not like an actual, normal relationship where it’s give and take. It’s two non functional adults.

NAL is one of those people that only cares about herself and her needs. everything else is meaningless. which means if cobes wants food thats fine. but if she wants food it is the most important thing in the world and not doing anything about it just adds to the mental list she keeps in her mind of reasons you clearly hate her which she can use against you when she starts to freak out.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

NAL is one of those people that only cares about herself and her needs. everything else is meaningless. which means if cobes wants food thats fine. but if she wants food it is the most important thing in the world and not doing anything about it just adds to the mental list she keeps in her mind of reasons you clearly hate her which she can use against you when she starts to freak out.

100 percent.

I’m looking forward to the next Jess visit, tbh

 

[Molly Millions]

The real treat is going to be when they break up and Jessica rage dumps all the dirt she has on Cobra

It's going to destroy whats left of his life! He's never dealt with a Bog Hag before, she isn't just going to have a good cry and find a new man.

 

['Ole Dente]

The real treat is going to be when they break up and Jessica rage dumps all the dirt she has on Cobra

It's going to destroy whats left of his life! He's never dealt with a Bog Hag before, she isn't just going to have a good cry and find a new man.

Considering the embarrassment he’s already suffered by doing this to himself, it’ll be funny yeah, he’ll get a little mad about it and pout, the drama will be entertaining but it’s not going to damage him nearly that much. He’s going to shrug it off, if anything it’ll justify his shyness with women and give him another excuse for why he doesn’t need them in his life. It will likely mark one of the last of his relationships and he’ll dive headlong into a “Going asexual” arc.

 

[Agares]

This content dry spell is hard on all of us. But to whoever is working diligently on Boglimpedia, thank you. It's indeed coming in nicely.

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

Speaking of the boglimpedia, I don't know the logistics of it but it would be hilarious if they set up a reader that uses a cobra ai voice to read the articles.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm hopeful for Josh's impending MGTOW phase, and it will be justified.

 

[Agares]

We better not be in another bad audio era. He's barely audible.

 

[Molly Millions]

Pinwheel era toobz tmdwu

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

This content dry spell is hard on all of us. But to whoever is working diligently on Boglimpedia, thank you. It's indeed coming in nicely.
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I'd like to summon @grand larsony to the thread to remind him to add stuff like galleries, profile cards, and features otherwise seen in other Wikis. We're doing what we can out here, but we definitely could use some technical upgrades.

 

[Agares]

I'd like to summon @grand larsony to the thread to remind him to add stuff like galleries, profile cards, and features otherwise seen in other Wikis.

There's some stuff I'd like to see too, like a relics of fail article and a "cobra and...." menu similar to the CWCki.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Considering the embarrassment he’s already suffered by doing this to himself, it’ll be funny yeah, he’ll get a little mad about it and pout, the drama will be entertaining but it’s not going to damage him nearly that much. He’s going to shrug it off, if anything it’ll justify his shyness with women and give him another excuse for why he doesn’t need them in his life. It will likely mark one of the last of his relationships and he’ll dive headlong into a “Going asexual” arc.

Is he actually shy? With Gothie (not Gothic Dee), they met on some sort of panel, started talking and then accused him of showing his penis to her or something along those lines, and she was horrified and called him out on it.

 

['Ole Dente]

Is he actually shy? With Gothie (not Gothic Dee), they met on some sort of panel, started talking and then accused him of showing his penis to her or something along those lines, and she was horrified and called him out on it.

Over the internet he’s not super shy and it’s probably the only reason he has some interaction with women but offline he turns into a block of ice when he’s around them.

 

[grand larsony]

I'd like to summon @grand larsony to the thread to remind him to add stuff like galleries, profile cards, and features otherwise seen in other Wikis. We're doing what we can out here, but we definitely could use some technical upgrades.

No problem. I just added a gallery plugin which should make it easier to keep galleries of media. I've put a simple example of how to use it up in the editing guide. For profile cards I recommend using the blurbs system. Once you make a blurb you can insert it into any page, and any change to the blurbs page will reflect those changes. It's not ideal, but it works.
Using DokuWiki instead of a larger and more complex wiki software like MediaWiki was a choice I made because I wanted to keep the Boglimpedia easy to back up/restore, so it won't be lost forever if something happens to the site in the future. Unfortunately that means having to sacrifice some of the quality of life features that make other wikis easier to work with.
Sorry I haven't been able to work on the wiki so much recently. I've been busy with irl stuff and some other projects. If there's ever anything else you'd like to see added just let me know and I'll do my best to get something that'll work. Big thank you to everyone who's helped edit the wiki so far!

Btw, to anyone else who might read this, please take a moment to download and store either the text content of the wiki (176kb) or the full text and media content of the wiki (138mb). Remember how fast the subreddit's content just vanished? I have no plans on taking the wiki down any time soon, but you never know what might happen. Backups are important!

 

[ASeabear8952]

Speaking of the boglimpedia, I don't know the logistics of it but it would be hilarious if they set up a reader that uses a cobra ai voice to read the articles.

I think @grand larsony is actually working on this.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The real treat is going to be when they break up and Jessica rage dumps all the dirt she has on Cobra

It's going to destroy whats left of his life! He's never dealt with a Bog Hag before, she isn't just going to have a good cry and find a new man.

What dirt? That he gets blackout drunk and beats off to chaterbate girls all day? Everyone already knows his dirt lol.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What dirt? That he gets blackout drunk and beats off to chaterbate girls all day? Everyone already knows his dirt lol.

If anything she can say that, "he jerks off to cam girls all the time!", and "when he's not streaming all he does is fight with trolls over talk-to-text". Which isn't news. The only way I think Jessica would be able to upset him is talking about his dick being small or something, cobes won't take kindly to that nonsense. He's got a massive hog.