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- Dec 12, 2022
Who would win in a UFC match to the death bros?
In the red corner, /ourguy/ the latest and greatest, he can eat a beercan with his numb maxilla and mandible alone. He has the finger dexterity of a cat, the strength to move into a trailer within days, and the charisma to pull sexy goth bad girls who clean his kitchen for free and bitch about it the entire time. KING COOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAA:
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damn bro if you gonna be tarded at least thumbnail your 8K Ultra Cum HD imagesIn the blue corner, you know him well- or should we say her? He has maybe 5 inches of height and 8 inches of reach on our gothic kino cowboy. His art skills and ability to get banned from any one single event has us on our toes. You might say he's a motherfucker of an opponent- gamestop's unstoppable. The cops can't stop this man. He's unstoppable and unrattable by the simple fact that you believe that the rats adopted you, however he was born into the rats, molded by it, he didn't see the light until he was a man, he's a man of god and could possibly be god. He may simply will you death.
Make some noise for CHRISTIAN.. WESTON.. CHANDLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:
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