🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
...For any cobros who are worried about if she's coming over: she flashed that folder she always brings last night, and immediately ended her stream.
Why would she end the stream? Why would she have the folder? She doesn't normally have anything with her in the streams, so...
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I think it's because of NAL.
I think he knows she's coming.
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The third season is when a lot of shows really start coming into their own.
Pray for Cobes. Circle of protection for that trailer park so mote it be in the witch's circle.
 
Shinkai said:
Especially bad for someone like cobes who's wet brain will get stuck on the loop.
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the whole thing about culture war is that people freak out about things that doesn't effect them. I remember cobra ranting about gay marriage one time. you're not gay, cobra. this wont affect you unless you and warlord decides to settle down. with cobra chronic alcohol use, horrible, diet, smoking, and weight. he could get angry dies from a heart attack while ranting about trannies. good god, now that's a sad way to die.
 
Bros I need serious help. I spent so much time misspelling “response” as a meme that I’ve subconsciously forgot how its supposed to be spelled. I was writing a work email and I was sitting there for a moment legitimately thinking to myself “wait is it response with an s? Or responce with a c?” I had to pull up fuckin grammarly. This is worst that the time I responded to news I was getting a promotion and a raise with “hell yeah that’s most definitely what’s up”
 
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anliteralidiot said:
So, there's a reason she believes that that's the date, and she explained it.
NAL said her and her friend had been looking at flight dates, because her friend showed her a cheap ticket site. Tickets were cheapest in August, and the date NAL showed was August 19th.

I like JM, so I know I've got a bias to believe her, but no-one knows NAL better than her.
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Damn, that's even weaker evidence than I thought. Just because she saw tickets are cheap in the same month as a random date NAL had written down? Goes along with what I said in my first post about her.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Bros I need serious help. I spent so much time misspelling “response” as a meme that I’ve subconsciously forgot how its supposed to be spelled. I was writing a work email and I was sitting there for a moment legitimately thinking to myself “wait is it response with an s? Or responce with a c?” I had to pull up fuckin grammarly. This is worst that the time I responded to news I was getting a promotion and a raise with “hell yeah that’s most definitely what’s up”
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Cobes rules your sad life, troal. Get buhhhhhhlocked.
 
mikaylatoads said:
Actually baffling if Clint doesn't try his hardest to prevent her from encroaching on the new spot.
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I agree, but I think he's in a catch 22. A bog 22, even.

If he bans NAL, Josh will hate him, and their relationship is already tenuous. Clint might be the only homeboy who will visit him still, y'know?

BUUUUUUT... if he tolerates NAL, he knows Josh is getting hurt. No way he hasn't seen those fight videos, and no way any sane person, let alone a dad, isn't going to feel something when they hear her hitting him/herself.

And I know the evidence of her visiting is still circumstantial, but she's also updated her twitch channel name to QueenKobraJAB, like her YouTube. And she was listening to Hammerfall Dreams Come True when she showed that folder. She associates that song with Josh and her visits.

I got a bad feeling doodtz. (:_(
 
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Update: The Midge shirt has been corrected. He left the other typo though, so I guess this is another banger for the "Then" collection.

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People that watch cobes, and complain about the right wing youtuber stuff don't get it. He has no original thought of his own, and eats up the most retarded talking points from every side. Watching Dr. Mig-Tow Feminist repeatedly contradict himself is one of the funnier things he does imo.
 
anliteralidiot said:
...For any cobros who are worried about if she's coming over: she flashed that folder she always brings last night, and immediately ended her stream.
Why would she end the stream? Why would she have the folder? She doesn't normally have anything with her in the streams, so...
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I think it's because of NAL.
I think he knows she's coming.
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Small comfort but NAL will almost certainly go live from his place.
 
funscape said:
I for one am thankful he has boomer conservative opinions. It has probably saved him from becoming a tranny like other autistic lolcows.
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Hilariously cobes has gone the other way. Whereas most Troon out and start dressing like faggot lesbians cobes started with being a lesbian and transitioned back into a male gothic cowboy
 
This nontent era really makes me feel like this is the heat death of the Cobraverse. Where everything is a burnt out ember and nothing fun will ever happen again.
 
Agares said:
This nontent era really makes me feel like this is the heat death of the Cobraverse. Where everything is a burnt out ember and nothing fun will ever happen again.
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The great heat death of the cobraverse, where all content is entropytized to the point that its temperature will never be exploited to create other matter. The curvature of space/time can no longer be manipulated by matter to interact. The bogwitch can no longer attract Cobes by sheer law of attraction.

If you had read this again please do it in Carl Sagan's voice.
 
Xavier Ravenblood said:
The great heat death of the cobraverse, where all content is entropytized to the point that its temperature will never be exploited to create other matter. The curvature of space/time can no longer be manipulated by matter to interact. The bogwitch can no longer attract Cobes by sheer law of attraction.

If you had read this again please do it in Carl Sagan's voice.
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There's probably an AI voice for this nowadays.

The troles, weens, Jessica and glass tappers were the true agents of entropy.
 
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