🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It’s endlessly funny how he thinks he is a ‘sexy goth badboy’ while doing shit like drinking pink cotton candy vodka out of a candlestick holder.

I kinda am happy he can’t drink straight rotgut. Like plastic bottle vodka straight or those ciders that are 12%+ for a few dollars. I think it keeps him from blasting through his liver but pretty sure the sugar slurries are also making him a fat fuck.

I do think his milk is slowing down, mostly due to the zoomers basically breaking their toy and now he’s cast off to a trailer park.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
It’s endlessly funny how he thinks he is a ‘sexy goth badboy’ while doing shit like drinking pink cotton candy vodka out of a candlestick holder.
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Cobes could suck a turd through Tom Hanks' rectum and still be a sexy goth badboy. Mainly because "sexy goth badboy" is pretty ubiquitous.
 
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Better not waste your money on gay wine bottles with broken strobes BOY

Archive of the blue gay shimmer wine review

 
hey guys, i just found this on my PS4 youtube app, I can see what cobes has subscribed to. Has anyone found this before? He`s subbed to mainly belltowers, weed bullshit, metal/any music made by a woman, cooking channels, guntubers and hilariously, a bunch of try-on onlyfans hoe channels. He has a type: aryan blonde skinny women with bad plastic surgury. Lemme know if you guys want more screenshots, i can only seem to see this shit on my console
 

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that shit looks really foul with all the coloring and crap swirling around in it
it does seem right up his alley though, it has a weird gimmick and he does seem to like things that are lower alcohol content?
laughed at "theyre not a sponsor and alcohol of course is for 21 and up" very responsible of him
 
Who would win in a UFC match to the death bros?

In the red corner, /ourguy/ the latest and greatest, he can eat a beercan with his numb maxilla and mandible alone. He has the finger dexterity of a cat, the strength to move into a trailer within days, and the charisma to pull sexy goth bad girls who clean his kitchen for free and bitch about it the entire time. KING COOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAA:
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In the blue corner, you know him well- or should we say her? He has maybe 5 inches of height and 8 inches of reach on our gothic kino cowboy. His art skills and ability to get banned from any one single event has us on our toes. You might say he's a motherfucker of an opponent- gamestop's unstoppable. The cops can't stop this man. He's unstoppable and unrattable by the simple fact that you believe that the rats adopted you, however he was born into the rats, molded by it, he didn't see the light until he was a man, he's a man of god and could possibly be god. He may simply will you death.

Make some noise for CHRISTIAN.. WESTON.. CHANDLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:
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