🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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There’s a number of cool Trappped documentaries/adjacent documentaries/mockumentaries.

Carts of Darkness:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zi-f_J6hV-gHomeless men turn bottle collection into an extreme sport culture by dangerously bombing down hills with stolen shopping carts.

My Brother, Which I Care For (Trappped):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sK9XfgDse4ETwo brothers on the spectrum chase around and document emergency vehicles just because they love them. These two have interacted with Cobra before. One of them shits in a baseball field for some reason.

FUBAR:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qi5KRoPLM-MTwo Canadians who are basically Cobra live together and get hammered every day. Hilarity is bountiful.

Dark Days:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9zxPozP4yoMHomeless people who lived in underground tunnels in New York, circa 1990.

Anvil! The Story of Anvil is great but it’s not on YouTube. You’ve gotta sail some high seas for that gem.
Thanks for the recs, need to watch/rewatch these. Seen Anvil not that long ago and was struck by how lolcowish the whole thing was, it comes down to validation with these people or perceived lack-of. The lead singer of anvil was an absolute nightmare to watch and I felt sorry for the drummer more than once till I realized he was 50 and dressed like a fucking heavy metal retard still.

Id add I think we are only now to the list of kf adjacent documentaries.
 
There’s a number of cool Trappped documentaries/adjacent documentaries/mockumentaries.

Carts of Darkness:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zi-f_J6hV-gHomeless men turn bottle collection into an extreme sport culture by dangerously bombing down hills with stolen shopping carts.

The guy says "picking up cans make people look at you like you're some kinda homeless bum". My son you literally 30 seconds prior gave us a tour of the bush you live in.
 
He doesn’t go outside, he doesn’t stream, he barely uploads.
what the fuck does he do all day?
Fuck. I’M SICK OF IIIIIIITT!!!!
Watches youtube/cartoons, jerk off to chaturbate models since nal got her cam4 deleted, he also looks at pictures of ratrods and hotrods and clocktower mansions
 
Damn I’ve wanted a savinelli for a while. That’s a damn shame because they’re good pipes and are supposed to last a long time.

The current pipe he’s using looks like a brandy, which are powerful.

Even though I know next to nothing on Cobes . He sucks at cooking but at least he can decide a good pipe. I wonder what blend he chooses


Edit: By Furher Donald J Trump I will find the person who created the webp format and smite them from this earth
Churchwarden. Always. Went to a very nice tourist town in Colorado. Spent a few days there. Visited a tobacco shop. The guy there was in his 80s and was a master tobacconist. I paid him a pretty penny and got to watch him carve, stain and seal my own custom churchwarden.

Went back the following Christmas to pick up more of his blends. The shop had relegated it's tobacco to half the shop. Knicknacks abound. I asked the lady begin the counter where the old man went. Turned out to be his daughter and he had died of a stroke that year. I still have that churchwarden. It's a work of art, I smoke it every day a decade and a half later.
 
I paid him a pretty penny and got to watch him carve, stain and seal my own custom churchwarden.
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TFW we'll never see the bog wizard with a goff af customized churchwarden pipe for a dank Gandalf clothes hack. TMDNWU toobs.
 
A trole posted this on facebook but authenticity can not be verified unless he confirms it in a video
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His [for now] hot goth granny recently streamed on Cam4 and managed to get her 10+ year old Cam4 account terminated. Before doing so, a trole bought a membership to her Cam4 nudes and shared it with the world
Someone on discord shared this video with me, i do not have the pictures itself
 
He's said stuff similar to that when he's very mad before
It's the correct punctuation, capitalization of "YouTube", and good syntax that's throwing me off. I know it could just be autocorrect changing things for him, but I feel like there's always at least a couple spelling mistakes, and the fact that there isn't (like a "past out" instead of "passed out") is what has me 🤔
 
It's the correct punctuation, capitalization of "YouTube", and good syntax that's throwing me off.
my dude are you a cobro or what? He uses talk-to-text, which is also the reason he has smashed double digit phones. He only types when he uses the computer now.
 
A trole posted this on facebook but authenticity can not be verified unless he confirms it in a video
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His [for now] hot goth granny recently streamed on Cam4 and managed to get her 10+ year old Cam4 account terminated. Before doing so, a trole bought a membership to her Cam4 nudes and shared it with the world
I'll take the chance and say there's a 75% chance it's legit. Just based on circumstances and it not saying anything that seems out of character. Maybe a little too much with the "hate pedophiles" but still not too weird to expect him to repeat it.

Sounds like shirtless sassy Cobra from after one of the Grindr visits.
 
I'll take the chance and say there's a 75% chance it's legit. Just based on circumstances and it not saying anything that seems out of character. Maybe a little too much with the "hate pedophiles" but still not too weird to expect him to repeat it.

Sounds like shirtless sassy Cobra from after one of the Grindr visits.

I'd lean towards fake. It was posted by this guy, and it seems he likes to post things to annoy Cobes people.

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A trole posted this on facebook but authenticity can not be verified unless he confirms it in a video
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His [for now] hot goth granny recently streamed on Cam4 and managed to get her 10+ year old Cam4 account terminated. Before doing so, a trole bought a membership to her Cam4 nudes and shared it with the world
The fact that he properly used a comma leads me to believe this is fake.
 
The fact that he properly used a comma leads me to believe this is fake.
It's talk to text, it's formatted entirely by Siri. This is a well known Cobraism, not sure why this has so many people confused. Speak that phrase into your phone and it'll type it up the exact same way, comma and all.
 
A trole posted this on facebook but authenticity can not be verified unless he confirms it in a video
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His [for now] hot goth granny recently streamed on Cam4 and managed to get her 10+ year old Cam4 account terminated. Before doing so, a trole bought a membership to her Cam4 nudes and shared it with the world

I'll take the chance and say there's a 75% chance it's legit. Just based on circumstances and it not saying anything that seems out of character. Maybe a little too much with the "hate pedophiles" but still not too weird to expect him to repeat it.

Sounds like shirtless sassy Cobra from after one of the Grindr visits.

It's talk to text, it's formatted entirely by Siri. This is a well known Cobraism, not sure why this has so many people confused. Speak that phrase into your phone and it'll type it up the exact same way, comma and all.
It's fake. That guy (an empty troll profile) did that a few times in the shitposting FB group.
People are annoyed. It's "ironic" or whatever. Def fake.
He even admits to it.
See the SS @Rotogravure posted above.
 
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