🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Nana Feeder 9k said:
No. But he needs a proper wiki. For years they had tried making entire CWCki-like encyclopedias for every boring gigasperg on the planet, yet Cobes -who has enough weird adventures and side characters to actually warrant one- has never gotten a proper one. "The Cobrapedia" was up for a bit, but the guy who ran it wanted it dead instead of handed off. Even then, it was never a particularly in depth database.
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The Cobrapedia was fantastic it pisses me off to no end it was shutdown. Even Daniel Larson has an active wiki and his following is zoomers with zero attention span.
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Boy don't have odd. He is yes sir respectful with all authority.
Not that shoe does not almost fit, but his autism shield just might shield him from extra diagnosis.

*Often loses temper
-Sure. To inanimate objects most of time. Or to trolls that might be fan or malicious he can not tell and they are constant part of his life
*Is often touchy or easily annoyed
-Ain't this just his complete inability to see when people are being silly, genuine or malicious
*Is often angry and resentful
-Sure, but at authority figures, not really.
*Often argues with authority figures or, for children and adolescents, with adults
-Does he? Or is it always yes sir?
*Often actively defies or refuses to comply with requests from authority figures or with rules
-Autistic gothic bad boy identity more likely when he breaks rules, but at work I think he was conscientious and had loyalty to fucking Wendy's. Bar owner does not need door man to throw this guy out, this guy leaves. Like complies every single time, when authority figure barks orders, is more like him. Bitches and moans afterwards sure. Oh and does his bad boy shtick about how the dude did not know how close end of his life was.
*Often deliberately annoys others
-No
*Often blames others for their own mistakes or misbehavior
-Sure
*Has been spiteful or vindictive at least twice within the past six months
-He is not spiteful or vindictive really, trolls spank angry responses out of him to some videos by sending him clipped videos and he needs to be bad ass in front of fans.

"These behaviors are mostly directed towards an authority figure such as a teacher or a parent."
-Troles not on list, nor are inanimate objects. And behavior towards trolls sure has other factors than his supposed personality disorder.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
The Cobrapedia was fantastic it pisses me off to no end it was shutdown. Even Daniel Larson has an active wiki and his following is zoomers with zero attention span.
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God damn it. It pisses me oooooofffff!

I can host things properly, but I need to research how to do so anonymously. That’s what I’ve been trying to avoid hence the sub forum idea. Damn it. Social media doesn’t give a shit!

Does anyone know who is responsible for the cwciki? Is it Null? I believe in it enough to make the effort. Cobes and his associated lore are too precious to not bother with it.

It would help the incoming tiktards get up to speed and renounce their tiktard ways. Lots of benefits to be had.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
I think he took it upon himself to do that, it sounds like a real bumbly boglim way of fixing overfilling toilets.
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I get you, but they still let him do it. These fast-food chains have licensed contractors that deal with issues like that. Honestly, him scooping out shit in the urinal isn't fixing the issue. Overflowing urinal means the p-trap is clogged, or maybe the main drain. Way above his scope. Shouldn't have been doing it.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Is ODD even a real thing? I feel like Cobes fights his dad so hard because he never mentally past the age of 13 because of his low IQ and autism not some other disorder.
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ODD just might be real thing, but indeed his issues with his dad are not that.
Not being able to take that step to independence as adult has him stuck in some teenage phase of development crisis. Lad has probably been failing Erikson's stages of development since age 7.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
I think it's time for a Cobra subforum. I think it would be great if we could have a thread for drink combos and food hacks, and other Cobra related lore so we can start building it up and also have an important happenings bit for those who don't read this thread every day. There's always a lot to catch up on if you go away for a few days. There's plenty of motivated Cobra fans here, if we got enough of the drink combos and food hacks in one spot, we could get a Cobra Cookbook published and give the profits to Cobes. The trolls would hate that.
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I think the problem with a hypothetical Cobra board is that it simultaneously should have been made years ago but it also wouldn’t have been big enough to warrant a forum. A lot of threads that would have been successful like a hypothetical “homeboy general” wouldn’t work now because homeboys like Scotty or Warlord have disappeared from the Cobraverse. I also think it probably wouldn’t have been successful back then because interest in Josh was much smaller back then. Cobra is unpredictable so I do really think a subforum should be created. I think the problem is that we’re sort of in the equivalent of the post idea guys Chris era were Cobra was gotten much more popular but has stagnated in terms of content.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
In all fairness they do look exactly the same and they were not labeled any differently. It was a mistake anyone could occasionally make.
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I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.
But growing up I had a long ass history of various McJobs. The tea machines are plug and play. They have basically a giant heavy duty cardboard box with a little plug port in the side for screwing into the hose that feeds the machine when you push the little lever. The boxes have an industry standard 3 gallon bag of syrup in them.
It's kinda like a box of wine. Except big and full of Beetus Juice.
Those boxes are VERY clearly labelled on sweetened and unsweetened tea. There's a label sticker for the brand and it's also printed on the box itself. I've changed out literally 100s of those things. Probably 1000s.
The manufacturers pretty much have to retard proof the boxes as to remove any liability from themselves.
My opinion is that Cobes being Cobes he just fucked up for a minute and didn't read the label correctly......on multiple occasions.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
eta. I think it's time for a Cobra subforum. I think it would be great if we could have a thread for drink combos and food hacks, and other Cobra related lore so we can start building it up and also have an important happenings bit for those who don't read this thread every day. There's always a lot to catch up on if you go away for a few days. There's plenty of motivated Cobra fans here, if we got enough of the drink combos and food hacks in one spot, we could get a Cobra Cookbook published and give the profits to Cobes. The trolls would hate that.
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I'm conflicted on this. Having a subforum would make finding things much easier but I know just from being on this site for so long it would be one active thread then like 20 ones that got one post a month.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I'm conflicted on this. Having a subforum would make finding things much easier but I know just from being on this site for so long it would be one active thread then like 20 ones that got one post a month.
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We need a content thread and discussion thread, I'm saying it again for like a 10th time in hopes someone else asks null. Right now there just is zero reason for a cobra subforum, and the boy doesn't belong lumped into some other gay subforum. We just need two threads for archival and discussion. (every popular cow should imo)
 
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