🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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I actually bought some merch from Exhumed (not a sponsor) not too long ago. I was surprised at how high quality it was. The shirts were really soft and the prints were really well done.
The stickers were also really good quality. Josh's shirts from Exhumed are only 20$ while his shirts from Customizedgirl are 32$ and I imagine are much worse quality. The shipping was fast too so if you actually wanted Cobes merch I would definitely recommend Exhumed's shirts and stickers (again, not a sponser).
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Bossmanjack's "DAM THAT PUSSY NCIE" mug or Cobes' "your pussy smells like Wendy's" stickers, which way western 'toobz
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And if you want "unlicensed" Cobes merch and you don't care too much about the quality, there's always Redbubble.
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Kind of a random thought but that "brand new, brand new" rant/thought loop from Jessica was some legit Charles Manson in court shit
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I miss Cobes more than he loves Ozzy to be honest. His antics and unintentional comedy bring joy to my life
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This content dry spell has made this thread go insane and I'M SICK OF ITTTT!
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Cobra's content is a want, NOT a need t00bz.
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We just have to wait patiently dood. He will be back soon to show us his new YouTube room which he is allowed to smoke in.
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That exhumed order is what's up. I've been a fan of his work for years. I may pull the trigger on my own order now. I'd have to get the aNAL alog merch, of course, because she hates it more than I love pissing her off.
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Between Jessica berating him every night, and the soul-crushing gothic despair of being back home, I dont think he has the mental fortitude or energy to deal with Clint chastising him; let alone Tannis and whomever else might be there "encouraging" him to stfu and keep quiet for awhile.
Who knows, maybe our boy is getting some help with his drinking and actually getting proper nutrition for a change.
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Troles on suicide watch when Cobes walks out of Clint's basement sober and clear minded, with (even bigger) muscles, lean and well groomed and smelling (even more) good, and gleaming white implantsdentures shining brighter than the spikes on his dog collar
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"Waddup toobz. I took a much I TOOK A MUCH NEEDED BREAK from making videos and cut down on my drinking. Honestly youtoob alcohol was a WANT and not a need
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Cobra has more fan art than just about any lolcow or even celebrity.
What is it about him that inspires creativity?
What is it about him that inspires creativity?
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It's not hard to create things based on Cobes and the things he's done or said. I think someone mentioned the idea of a Cobes chia pet earlier in the thread. I had that idea cross my mind when Cobes messed up his devil's lock and had to go bald. His hair never grew back the same. Other things like his Cobra Craft Wands logo having a wonky eye, etc. There's that Gothic of Age Girlfriend song that got made. Lots of inspiration can come from the most unassuming places.
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Cobes is the safe lolcow. Compared to the others he’s downright wholesome, it’s also why he’s the only lolcow I follow. He’s funny in ways the others aren’t, his antics are unpredictable and so hilarious people joke that they’re scripted because it’s too perfect. It also helps that the consequences of his actions mostly affect him, he’s not out here making anybodies life worse aside from his own and Clint’s, at least not in any major unforgivable way, it would definitely suck to be his neighbor.
He’s safe, he’s harmless, it’s all jokes and laughs and he’s infinitely memeable in ways others aren’t. He’s gross but not too gross. He’s degenerate but not too degenerate. He’s an asshole but not too much of an asshole. At least compared to the rest of the lolcows. Could you imagine people making wacky meme stickers and t-shirts, funny song remixes, games, etc about a guy who raped his mother? A schitzo pedo who beat up an old man and has been arrested for making threats? It’d be kind of fucked and likely would be seen as reflecting poorly on the person making it. But some weirdo who is a drunk shut in that proclaims himself a sexy goth badboy and boils eggs in Mountain Dew? Hell fucking yeah
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That mountain dew video is one of the best. Make sure to reduce the mountain dew as much as possible, eggs need at least a half hour in the pot to really soak the sugars up
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While most lolcows like Chris are only fun to laugh at Cobes is both unintentionally and occasionally intentionally hilarious (although it is very funny to laugh at Cobes). Half of the things that come out of his mouth like “genetic Mountain Dew” or “I might have been born last night but I wasn’t born yesterday” are funnier than anything a screenwriter could come up with. I unironically think the old Shon videos like the one with fun size Felicia are hilarious. Especially since the only way he’s seemingly able to look at himself critically is through a ventriloquist dummy. This might be a controversial opinion but after really getting into Cobes the last couple of years I genuinely think he might be the greatest lolcow of all time in terms of content. I think he arguably surpasses Chris in terms of however we would judge which lolcow is the most entertaining.
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Was playing golf this morning, all my irons are all Cobras and my driver is a King Cobra, never noticed this before today. TWU, he really does rule my of-age, alive, cisgendered, unrelated life.
Cobra is a wild card, even the most boring video responce or loop can turn into unforgettable insanity with the right drink combo.
I think he's on par with Classic Chris, Cobra's content is like the golden age of Chris in 2008-2009 but it's lasted for a decade and isn't stopping. Bossman has a lot of good memes but he's kind of a one-trick pony in terms of content.
Cobra is a wild card, even the most boring video responce or loop can turn into unforgettable insanity with the right drink combo.
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