🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bixby Snyder said:
I bet he’s hiding his fucked up rotten mouth more than ever.
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He looks like an actual rotting corpse in his recent cameos. His mouth has gotten much worse, his jaw is so swollen that his entire head looks like an egg, and his lips are all purple and cracked in a lot of these. I know he brought this upon himself, but i still feel sorry for him. He's too stupid to realize how serious his condition is, or do anything to actually help himself. It's somewhat rare now, but people do still die via sepsis from tooth infections, especially diabetics. And a lot of these cases appear to be people that actually saw a dentist, something that Cobes isn't doing.

This cameo has a good shot of his teeth (NSFL).

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Look at that noggin!
 
bonified retard said:
He looks like an actual rotting corpse in his recent cameos. His mouth has gotten much worse, his jaw is so swollen that his entire head looks like an egg, and his lips are all purple and cracked in a lot of these. I know he brought this upon himself, but i still feel sorry for him. He's too stupid to realize how serious his condition is, or do anything to actually help himself. It's somewhat rare now, but people do still die via sepsis from tooth infections, especially diabetics. And a lot of these cases appear to be people that actually saw a dentist, something that Cobes isn't doing.

This cameo has a good shot of his teeth (NSFL).

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Look at that noggin!
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And to think NAL kissed that dozens of times....
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
That is just plain fucked up.
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You say that but when 2 walking biohazards swap germs, scary shit happens that's unknown to science.
Slim Boglim said:
The bacteria colony jumped ship from Cobes gums to her pussy and it’s fermenting more yeast than a wonder bread factory. Better not use your girlfriend’s pussy sludge as sourdough starter BOY!
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If Nurgle ran a Wendy's, basically.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I bet he’s hiding his fucked up rotten mouth more than ever.

It’s one thing to see him once a week, hear some funny antics, and remind him to wash his clothes. It’s another when he now sits across the table, chewing on one side of his mouth with obviously rotten teeth, drinking a Mountain Dew and beer. I wonder what kinda ‘food hacks’ he is concocting with dinner? You know he won’t just eat shit as is
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My money is on him being sequestered into the basement for the majority of the day, and whatever food he is given being hand delivered downstairs "So we don't interrupt you, we know you like doin' your thing!", I'd be quite surprised if he was integrated with the real family for any significant periods of time.
 
Do you reckon he has scurvy? Obviously his mead contains fruit juices and habanero peppers, but alcohol degrades vitamin C and one of the side effects of excessive alcohol consumption is vitamin C malabsorption.
 
Nana Feeder 9k said:
My money is on him being sequestered into the basement for the majority of the day, and whatever food he is given being hand delivered downstairs "So we don't interrupt you, we know you like doin' your thing!", I'd be quite surprised if he was integrated with the real family for any significant periods of time.
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I think so, it's a good-sized house, 5 bedrooms and 3.5 baths not counting anything in the basement. It's probably not too different an arrangement from the green basement overall.

Wendy's is also only a mile's walk away incidentally.
 
behavioral swamp thang said:
Cobra has more fan art than just about any lolcow or even celebrity.
What is it about him that inspires creativity?
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Ignoring the new Zoomer TikTards, a large majority Cobros seem to come from or have some involvement in creative fields. Lots of artists, designers, writers, filmmakers, musicians, chefs etc. The only other Cobra followers I’ve encountered IRL (and there aren’t many, TMDNWU) also fit this bill.

Something about him attracts creative people. Many of us were probably drawn in by his non-goth goth posturing and stuck around for the pure insanity (and banality) of it. As others have mentioned, his unintentional comedic timing is a thing of beauty. Josh’s malapropisms are one of my favorite things about this ding dong.

I don’t think true normies understand his appeal. That’s why all the weens and “content creators” who’ve littered up the Cobra Universe as of late seem to “not get it,” for lack of a better phrase. Jord is not a Chris Chan-esque lolcow. He’s not there to be manipulated or poop touched. We just enjoy watching him do his regarded thing. It takes a certain person to understand the beauty of that.
 
Agares said:
And to think NAL kissed that dozens of times....
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She also let him go down on her. Now, I know the joke would be her pussy is more disgusting than his mouth, but honestly I doubt it. She actually bathes. Cobes' mouth is dirtier than most people's unwiped assholes.

It reminds me of other cows, Digitroon and Paedoparty. Digi, like Josh, didn't brush his teeth for months at a time and routinely went down on Meigh. That is like a guaranteed method of contracting BV. I'm sure after Josh ate up that wendy's you would be able to smell NAL coming before seeing, or even hearing her.
 
Umaibae said:
Ignoring the new Zoomer TikTards, a large majority Cobros seem to come from or have some involvement in creative fields. Lots of artists, designers, writers, filmmakers, musicians, chefs etc. The only other Cobra followers I’ve encountered IRL (and there aren’t many, TMDNWU) also fit this bill.

Something about him attracts creative people. Many of us were probably drawn in by his non-goth goth posturing and stuck around for the pure insanity (and banality) of it. As others have mentioned, his unintentional comedic timing is a thing of beauty. Josh’s malapropisms are one of my favorite things about this ding dong.

I don’t think true normies understand his appeal. That’s why all the weens and “content creators” who’ve littered up the Cobra Universe as of late seem to “not get it,” for lack of a better phrase. Jord is not a Chris Chan-esque lolcow. He’s not there to be manipulated or poop touched. We just enjoy watching him do his regarded thing. It takes a certain person to understand the beauty of that.
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Yeah, there's an unspoken value that come with him being such a "low burn" retard that makes it where the Cyraxx and Daniel Larson mongoloids stay clear the second their third-rate weenery doesn't immediately result in a screaming temper tantrum.
 
You vs the guy she will have consensual of age relationships with
(Apologies for formatting am mobilefag)
 

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Umaibae said:
Ignoring the new Zoomer TikTards, a large majority Cobros seem to come from or have some involvement in creative fields. Lots of artists, designers, writers, filmmakers, musicians, chefs etc. The only other Cobra followers I’ve encountered IRL (and there aren’t many, TMDNWU) also fit this bill.

Something about him attracts creative people. Many of us were probably drawn in by his non-goth goth posturing and stuck around for the pure insanity (and banality) of it. As others have mentioned, his unintentional comedic timing is a thing of beauty. Josh’s malapropisms are one of my favorite things about this ding dong.

I don’t think true normies understand his appeal. That’s why all the weens and “content creators” who’ve littered up the Cobra Universe as of late seem to “not get it,” for lack of a better phrase. Jord is not a Chris Chan-esque lolcow. He’s not there to be manipulated or poop touched. We just enjoy watching him do his regarded thing. It takes a certain person to understand the beauty of that.
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Honestly Cobes is so much of his own thing that I don’t know if the “lolcow” classification really works. He’s in his own league of internet weirdo. Rather than a cow that needs to be milked Cobes is more akin to a chicken where you let him do his thing, keep him fed, keep him housed, keep him safe from predators and wait until it’s time to go collect the eggs (so you can then boil them in Mountain Dew)
 
Slim Boglim said:
Honestly Cobes is so much of his own thing that I don’t know if the “lolcow” classification really works. He’s in his own league of internet weirdo. Rather than a cow that needs to be milked Cobes is more akin to a chicken where you let him do his thing, keep him fed, keep him housed, keep him safe from predators and wait until it’s time to go collect the eggs (so you can then boil them in Mountain Dew)
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haha yesssth he's most definitely one of those goth chickens
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he's like my favorite rooster: comfortable in his territory, fucking any bitch he wants, and yelling to let everyone know how cool he is. He just doesn't wake up at 4am.
 
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