🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Digging, as I do.

This woman has a lot of names:
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Nothing too exciting...

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Let's look a little closer...

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Ladies and Gents, I have discovered the Shon origin story.

The Goodro family origins are a little tangley.

However, I also found this:
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i cannot believe cobes used his magic to turn shon into a puppet forever. must have happened when he was experimenting with his powers.
 
Are the guys over at the Gfuel offices fans of cobras videos? 🤔

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"I have other priorities that I was previously on aware of"

I know you're a sped, but come on.

You're couch surfing until you Clint can find your next domicile, BOY! :story:
 
God, this makes me so mad. Literally promoting a porn trope on a mainstream product. GFUEL are sickos, toobz.
To be fair calling Gfuel a mainstream product is a stretch I’m pretty sure it’s still really niche. If you think that’s bad you should check out their main competitors Gamersupps which have “Waifu cups” which feature limited edition scantily clad anime girls
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And irony-steeped flavors such as;
Lean
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Anime Girl Thigh
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And uh… Titty Milk
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Edit: Come to think of it the farms should enter the market and keep up with Lolcowsupps
Let me get such invigorating energy drink flavors like Chris Chan’s Cake Farts and Chris Chan’s Orange & Cream Dreamsicle
 
To be fair calling Gfuel a mainstream product is a stretch I’m pretty sure it’s still really niche. If you think that’s bad you should check out their main competitors Gamersupps which have “Waifu cups” which feature limited edition scantily clad anime girls
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And irony-steeped flavors such as;
Lean
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Anime Girl Thigh
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And uh… Titty Milk
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Edit: Come to think of it the farms should enter the market and keep up with Lolcowsupps
Let me get such invigorating energy drink flavors like Chris Chan’s Cake Farts and Chris Chan’s Orange & Cream Dreamsicle
Weird how modern internet feels a lot more degernate when it's influxed with normies yet when it was a bastion for the socially awkward it didn't seem nearly as sexually depraved
 
Weird how modern internet feels a lot more degernate when it's influxed with normies yet when it was a bastion for the socially awkward it didn't seem nearly as sexually depraved
It’s because they hide behind the veneer of irony. “Oh, I’m only buying hentai shaker cups to drink my energy drink mix called titty milk because it’s funny. It’s a bit, you see, a joke, a little tongue in cheek humor.”
 
It’s because they hide behind the veneer of irony. “Oh, I’m only buying hentai shaker cups to drink my energy drink mix called titty milk because it’s funny. It’s a bit, you see, a joke, a little tongue in cheek humor.”
To be fair: it's white colored. Calling it titty juice is funny, and less awkward that calling it gamer cum.

Plus this is from GamerSupps. G-Fuel is more PG (what with the Sonic the Hedgehog and other partnerships), but GamerSupps leans hard into being for gamers. They even have partnerships with streamers, with custom flavors for them.
guacamole gamer fart 9000 was pretty good, I got a free sample

what flavor would Cobes' be? peanut butter cup and nacho cheese?
 
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