thats probably it, dropping her would give the trolls a W and he's too retarded to realize that sometimes you just gotta take an L. that or his ODD kicked in hard once people started telling him she was an awful person and he should throw her away.
I think even he has the presence of mind to know that he can do better. You hear little hints of it here and there when he talks about her. I think he feels a sense of loyalty to her because she flew out twice and ended the dry spell, but her personality and her behavior are going to negate any goodwill she might've earned. I think he will eventually come to the realization that he can find someone who's closer and not as insane, or he will just begin the dry spell anew. I don't think he's going to be able to tolerate her long-term. People with autism generally don't like too much sensory stimulation, especially the kind she produces.
I think even he has the presence of mind to know that he can do better. You hear little hints of it here and there when he talks about her. I think he feels a sense of loyalty to her because she flew out twice and ended the dry spell, but her personality and her behavior are going to negate any goodwill she might've earned. I think he will eventually come to the realization that he can find someone who's closer and not as insane, or he will just begin the dry spell anew. I don't think he's going to be able to tolerate her long-term. People with autism generally don't like too much sensory stimulation, especially the kind she produces.
In the past when cobes has broken dry spells he's usually satisfied for a good year or two before he starts worrying about it again. I think TWU right now.
He waited patiently. Woman initiated everything, came to his house to fuck. He dumps her for being terrible. That's Chad behavior. If anything, dragging this out more leans towards an L.
Sticking your dick in NAL is an L no matter how retarded you are or how long your dick has been dry. It would have been a massive W if she showed up and he said nah, gtfo.
Sticking your dick in NAL is an L no matter how retarded you are or how long your dick has been dry. It would have been a massive W if she showed up and he said nah, gtfo.
I think even he has the presence of mind to know that he can do better. You hear little hints of it here and there when he talks about her. I think he feels a sense of loyalty to her because she flew out twice and ended the dry spell, but her personality and her behavior are going to negate any goodwill she might've earned. I think he will eventually come to the realization that he can find someone who's closer and not as insane, or he will just begin the dry spell anew. I don't think he's going to be able to tolerate her long-term. People with autism generally don't like too much sensory stimulation, especially the kind she produces.
Every day I am closer and closer to purchasing a piece of sick Cobra merch.. There are some real bangers and I just know I will break down laughing at the quality if I ever do. WIsh he would come down on the prices but the BOY needs the support. View attachment 5916741View attachment 5916744View attachment 5916747
The "Some Lives Matter" is unironically based. And as a sperg myself I have to admit I don't understand the Autism shirt but I would wear it with pride.
Honorable Mentions:
All the food hack shirts IMO View attachment 5916752View attachment 5916754View attachment 5916755
What are ya'lls favorites. They are all pretty hilarious IMO.
Him getting the bigger place will deff be the time she "gets a flight canceled" again or somehow ends up stuck there for whatever reason...IF she hasn't already found a way to convince Josh she stays next time she goes out. I keep thinking it can't get any worse than the last time but she will probably always surprise me.
He waited patiently. Woman initiated everything, came to his house to fuck. He dumps her for being terrible. That's Chad behavior. If anything, dragging this out more leans towards an L.
if someone tells cobes to do something, and he ends up doing it, it's an automatic L. welcome to oppositional defiance disorder. it doesn't matter if that something is brushing his teeth or washing his clothes, it's an L.
that semi recent ralph diatribe about how much he loved OJ, apropos of nothing other than "lol they told me not to but i did!!!" really reminded me of our BOY
that semi recent ralph diatribe about how much he loved OJ, apropos of nothing other than "lol they told me not to but i did!!!" really reminded me of our BOY
I think Cobes is more successful than Ralph at this point.
Good relationship with his dad, no felonies, will soon own his own clocktowered trailer, no permanent exile in a rented Mexican shack due to unpaid child support and civil judgments...
Him getting the bigger place will deff be the time she "gets a flight canceled" again or somehow ends up stuck there for whatever reason...IF she hasn't already found a way to convince Josh she stays next time she goes out. I keep thinking it can't get any worse than the last time but she will probably always surprise me.
Oh sweet stalker child... It's cobes. It can always get worse. The boy's life is like a tire fire, it doesn't need anybody throwing gas on top for it to burn.
I think Cobes is more successful than Ralph at this point.
Good relationship with his dad, no felonies, will soon own his own clocktowered trailer, no permanent exile in a rented Mexican shack due to unpaid child support and civil judgments...
Oh sweet stalker child... It's cobes. It can always get worse. The boy's life is like a tire fire, it doesn't need anybody throwing gas on top for it to burn.
The ole' 9 inch rager with a 2 inch girth will never not be a horrible sight. All I can think is "wanker scabs, wanker scabs". He must have measured starting at his asshole to get that number. 2 inch girth is like broomstick numbers too. Lol.
How can you not love his misguided retarded confidence? Like when his trolls convinced him they wanted to see his "neck muscles" to get outrageous stank faces out of him.
If I had a Cobra shirt I'd want the stankiest of all stank faces on it. Still want a potion time glass unironically too.
A couple of months ago trapped, the creator the Gothic King Cobra documentary, did a rare screening and Q&A at a small art house theater in New York. Earlier today the Q&A finally got uploaded.
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Here's my summary of some of the more interesting information:
Was only 18-19 when he filmed the documentary
Doesn't really keep up with Josh but heard about him destroying his sex doll
Guy who organized the screening tried to have Josh call in after the screening but couldn’t get a hold of him
Wanted to capture the feeling of the setting of Caspar as a character
Said that a documentary made about Josh now would be something that he’s not interested in because it lacks the juvenile charm of old Josh
Said he still makes videos but doesn’t publish them in any public way
Trapped was planning on making another documentary about fedsmoker. He was apparently in contact with him but unfortunately he passed away
Has no current plans for any more documentaries
Said ideally he doesn’t ask any questions in his documentaries but would have to occasionally ask Josh questions
Said the very first video he saw of Josh was of him talking about his made up religion
Had a conversation for a couple of hours with Clint in his and Josh’s driveway
Josh told him that the documentary was good
Said that Josh would open up a lot more once he started drinking
Someone asked if he feels some sort of guilt over how Josh is today. Trapped responded that he feels absolutely no guilt whatsoever
Someone asked if he tries to have empathy when he captures his subjects. Trapped responded that “he doesn’t feel like ever talking about empathy”
Didn’t want to change anything about it but hasn’t seen it since he made it
Apparently cut out a scene of Josh talking to Clint
Wanted to cut out anything that presents too much of a question
Made sure to include as much footage of Josh smoking as possible
Said that he stopped editing after MDE World Peach got canceled. Someone asks did the cancellation was what prompted him to stop but said that it was just because it was a wild time
Talked a little bit about the hampow documentary. Mentioned that he’s actually friends with them (he’s in a couple of videos on their channel) unlike Josh and talks to them on a daily basis. Said that the “reveal” at the end of the documentary was completely natural and wasn’t coaxed in any way
Doesn’t fuck around with the term “lolcow”. Says it’s probably good that he’s a part of lolcow culture
Is a fan of ulillillia and thinks Chris is interesting but doesn’t watch him
I can’t imagine how kino a trapped documentary on fedsmoker would have been.
This isn't rare behavior he did this all the time on his rant videos. He'd pick some extreme retard like The Vegan Teacher and pretend he's so much more intelligent and superior. He's extremely insecure about his intelligence (for very good reason) and he does it to make himself feel better.
I always had a feeling this was the case. People would ask Joel back in the day if he was ever interested in doing a sequel and he never gave a reason why. It makes sense. A modern documentary on Cobes would be fucking bleak. Just hours and hours of him ranting about trolls into his phone and blacking out. Would have none of the charm of the old days.
Man I gotta go back and watch Trapped again. It really is absolute kino. Back when the gothic bad boy was just an eccentric goober with a glimmer in his eyes instead of a slowly rotting boglim. Before the entitlement and "famous yootoober" attitude took a hold and his addictions went unchallenged. If anything cobes is a cautionary tale of the human condition. Becoming driven only by pride and vice is MDNWU kiwis.
