🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I think this disproves the theory of evolution
Evolution is about environmental fitness and forwarding genes into posterity, not qualities we as human beings consider desirable. Also there's no way to know this dark consummation will result in anything beyond gross sex between two ugly retards. Either one, or both, could be infertile from their substance abuse, unhealthy lifestyles or obvious poor genetics. At least, I really really hope so.
 
I'm honestly surprised that Jord hasn't gone live yet. I really thought that he would want to gloat as soon as possible and rub it in the troll's faces. I guess he is going to wait till the deed is actually done.

The smugness radiating off Jord is gonna be around for months and I can't wait for the kino content it provides.
 
If Cobes was an Ozzy fan he might put on Steal Away the Night and Lightning Strikes. BUUUUT she will be banged to Backstreet Boys instead
 
We're witnessing ground/patient zero boys, gonna have ourselves a new pandemic. I bet cobes gets dorito crumbs in her fallopian tube.
 
If Cobes was an Ozzy fan he might put on Steal Away the Night and Lightning Strikes. BUUUUT she will be banged to Backstreet Boys instead
Thunder Underground. Because ONE of them is going to be walking away from this meeting of the biomes with some thunder rumbling in their underground.

YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE BOTH STERILE?
YOU WON'T WRAP BEFORE YOU POUND.
YOU THINK YOU BROKE YOUR DRYSPELL,
WAIT FOR THE ULTRASOOOOOUND
all right now
 
NAL has also been running around saying she wants to get pregnant and has no intention of using protection.

I hear Cobes was scared when she started talking like that :) but that fear is set aside when he knows he can get his dick wet?

oh my.
 
NAL has also been running around saying she wants to get pregnant and has no intention of using protection.

I hear Cobes was scared when she started talking like that :) but that fear is set aside when he knows he can get his dick wet?

oh my.
I'm scared thinking about it.
 
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