🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I hope he orders himself a $30 custom sandwich and buys her a normal one without ketchup before they engage in greasy, hairy, sexual congress.
 
Its all pretty exciting. A booze soaked, duster head with his crippled cock and broken brain is maybe going to fuck some swamp beast in an apartment that is somehow less filthy than their sex organs.

WE EATIN GOOD!
 
Imagine the sounds his neighbors are currently hearing. The smells that are currently wafting. The line of door dashers assembling(stretching around the corner).

If not now soon enough they'll be made aware and NAL will intrude upon their consciousness.

I'm just wondering in which parking lot their first screaming fit will take place? Conquistador?

How many places that he's banned from will he try to sneak into with NAL. Will Cobra being trespassed be the first she hears of it?

How long until they're both broke, staring cross armed at the camera? How stingy will he get when the booze gets low? Will he have to hit up his father for clintbux to send her to the airport early?

Should have met her in Denver, on neutral ground, dummy. Now you'll have couch chris(couch christine)2.0 sloppy Boogaloo. Only this one won't leave so gracefully.

Two weeks or one piece of mail and she gets squatters rights and you have to evict her.

Or maybe we've jinxed it and they'll have a lovely visit concluding with a tearfull sloppy good bye at Clints car side as papa nips bicepfully taxis her away into the Casper sunset(dripping cobra venom onto Clints 1968 mustang upholstery).

I'm looking forward to Cobra's rude awakening as the post nut clarity comes in like a derailed freight train. This will be an exquisite cope, toobz. Same for when NAL realizes how broke, shiftless, and gross Josh really is.

Will the honey moon phase outlast her crossing the threshold? The calamity with be hilarious any which way and I'm here for it.

Ps: where you at @SeizureRobot5000 we need an emergency livestream!
 
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