🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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A giant dirty bowl of diarrhea inducing nachos, toobz

Cobra's poop stigmata makes an appearance around the 5:30 mark.
 
This alcohol brewing arc he's on is really wretched.

I keep opening this thread, and every time I'm met with some new bacteria infested mudbottle full of god only knows what, shit's probably worse than drinking Pruno out of a prison toilet.

Whatever he's doing it's not right. And I mean that chemically, and morally.
 
What’s this ‘let’s go!’ shit be keeps saying?

I know whenever you see him doing some new weird shit it’s usually him copying someone else.

Also I wonder how much it cost him to make the bowl of liquid shit?
 
With all that cheese he must be constipated all the time, bowel obstruction coming in nicely.
I remember him saying he used to just microwave bowls of cheese and eat it, so maybe he has trained his bowels to handle nothing but dairy, grease, and alcohol
 
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"How's it going, fellow youtubers. Me? I'm just sittin here as usual, getting ready to about to start up making the next batch Cobra's Own brand Homemade Honey Hooch-- not a sponsor. Unfortunately I used the last of my honey supply on that peanut butter-Hershey's chocolate sauce-honey and Cheetos sandwich. Buuuuut as luck would have it, a fan sent me these giant bananas. Today we're gonna get started on the Jumbo Dumbo Banana Mead, minus the honey of course."
 
I wonder how many health issues he has that he just ignores. I would legit pay for him to get a full medical checkup if he would post the full write up. I’d want it all: IQ, vision, hearing, blood, x-rays, BMI, him running on a fucking treadmill, ans a psyche evaluation.

Never happen but man would it be interesting
 
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