🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bixby Snyder said:
I wonder how many health issues he has that he just ignores. I would legit pay for him to get a full medical checkup if he would post the full write up. I’d want it all: IQ, vision, hearing, blood, x-rays, BMI, him running on a fucking treadmill, ans a psyche evaluation.

Never happen but man would it be interesting
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Hes still youngish so I think he's got awhile yet before the degradation really begins.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I wonder how many health issues he has that he just ignores. I would legit pay for him to get a full medical checkup if he would post the full write up. I’d want it all: IQ, vision, hearing, blood, x-rays, BMI, him running on a fucking treadmill, ans a psyche evaluation.

Never happen but man would it be interesting
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I think you are underestimating the benefits of the boglim mutation.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I wonder how many health issues he has that he just ignores. I would legit pay for him to get a full medical checkup if he would post the full write up. I’d want it all: IQ, vision, hearing, blood, x-rays, BMI, him running on a fucking treadmill, ans a psyche evaluation.

Never happen but man would it be interesting
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my pet theory is that cobes has near-constant food poisoning, but he's lived with it for so long that he's pretty much accepted it as a part of life. and since he has no frame of reference, he never learns that he's out of the ordinary. i wouldn't be surprised if he thinks all adults shit putrid black oil and occasionally projectile vomit at random.
 
Bogliacci said:
Hes still youngish so I think he's got awhile yet before the degradation really begins.
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He had a mental loop within the span of a 2 minute video. He genuinely forgot he already mentioned the mead, popped balloon, and new songs as soon as he said it. You can watch him glaze over and then start repeating himself. Probably absence seizures based on how he closes his eyes and rolls his head back.

The degradation is in full force.
8mm Cunningham said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Umf31KbQlvg
Jord is dusted out of his gourd!
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beepbopisuckcock said:
He had a mental loop within the span of a 2 minute video. He genuinely forgot he already mentioned the mead, popped balloon, and new songs as soon as he said it. You can watch him glaze over and then start repeating himself. Probably absence seizures based on how he closes his eyes and rolls his head back.

The degradation is in full force.
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Seizure theory has been out for a while. Videos out there where it’s painfully obvious some kinda medical emergency is taking place, but he just pauses, stares in space, and then shakes his beer before continuing.

I wonder if Clint is aware? Most people have loved ones who would see this shit and step in — Cobes pretty much has us and alcohol.
 
beepbopisuckcock said:
He had a mental loop within the span of a 2 minute video. He genuinely forgot he already mentioned the mead, popped balloon, and new songs as soon as he said it. You can watch him glaze over and then start repeating himself. Probably absence seizures based on how he closes his eyes and rolls his head back.

The degradation is in full force.
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Don't you say that, don't say that about our beautiful baby bog!!!

I don't know what I'd do without him to remind me how much worse life could get!:'(
 
Jobama said:
Using a pizza cutter to open a plastic top is a true feat of boglim engineering.
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One of my most favourite Cobes things is his utter and complete inability to open anything right. I've seen apes get into things with more grace and intelligence than him.
 
One of my favorite moments was when he was making a burger with an absurd amount of garbage on it and just randomly shouts out "Fuck date rape!"
 
Potion_Time said:
Cobes is the real life equivalent of the mutant child the rest of the family keeps locked in the attic. Go up there and holidays and leave him some fish heads for sustenance and then otherwise forget they exist entirely.
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So, like a godling from The Witcher series? Or would it be a bogling?
 
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when he talks he just sounds like the tourettes guy.
"Ah hell well throw some bacon bits in there" *spills over the bottle because hes drunk* "MOTHER FUCKER"
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He goes through more bacon bits in a week than I have gone through in my entire life. It's truly astounding.
 
BallBuster II said:
He goes through more bacon bits in a week than I have gone through in my entire life. It's truly astounding.
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The funniest bit to me is how he could EASILY make his own "bacon bits" by buying cheap bacon in bulk and just fucking cooking it in the oven. He'd even get lots of bacon grease which he seems to be so fond of.
But no, he's a boglim through and through. He doesn't think like other autists, he's somehow even more stubborn and ignorant about things that could improve his life.
I'd love to see how much money he wastes on bacon bits, Lucrayne pre-shredded cheese and the True and Honest margarine product he calls butter and compare the cost of these items to the real things.
 
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