🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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When we're debating about Gothies asshole being real or fake....

Us Kiwis are getting desperate for the milk.

Not good.

EDIT: We are on an actual dry spell at the moment.
 
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My take on the “Joke” videos: Josh is using Gray Rock Method to make trolls disinterested and unsubscribe.

I'm not saying it was his idea, but I do think that's what his goal is.

For anyone unfamiliar with Gray Rock Method, here's some info.

From the link:

The technique may involve:

- avoiding interactions with the abusive person
- keeping unavoidable interactions brief
- giving short or one-word answers to questions
- communicating in a factual, unemotional way

The aim is to cause the abusive person to lose interest and stop their antagonistic behavior, to protect a person’s emotional well-being.

Now read that list in the context of his channel activity in the last few weeks.

I think he was told to do this for a month (or longer) to weed out the trolls with the shortest attention spans, who will get bored, unsub, and move on to a different cow. Then he will gradually start his old routine again, once he feels (or is told) that the attention has cooled down.

People suggesting everyone should unsubscribe are giving him exactly what he wants. He just wants his small core audience back who tell him what he wants to hear and don't pick on him.

FWIW, I am very sick of his joke videos, so if that’s what it is, it must be working.

surely the real answer must be far more retarded
It's TikTok bait. he started doing them after "going viral" on the app for a handful of his Boglimisms. Either he assumed someone would take them from his YouTube and put them on TikTok, or he just genuinely doesn't understand the difference between the two, I couldn't say. But he started doing the shorts upon realizing a lot of his shit was circulating over there.
 
It's TikTok bait. he started doing them after "going viral" on the app for a handful of his Boglimisms. Either he assumed someone would take them from his YouTube and put them on TikTok, or he just genuinely doesn't understand the difference between the two, I couldn't say. But he started doing the shorts upon realizing a lot of his shit was circulating over there.
For the longest time he thought Streamlabs was its own separate platform, like Youtube. He would see the little window of himself streaming and think people were watching him through Streamlabs, he didn't realize that it was just a GUI to monitor your stream.
 
"Subscribe to my Patreon" .

Josh, why would would your fans subscribe to your Patreon when you're giving everything away for free on the Toobz?

EDIT: Someone mentioned earlier on here that he will be back streaming live soon. He needs the interaction with the trolls and his fans.

EDIT 2; Josh has been apparently sober since the Madam Mystic stream. Instead of alcohol it's gnarly sauces from around the world.

EDIT 3: You can't hear a thing Josh is saying even with some headphones in your ears.. Something about snorting Gfuel.


EDIT 4: Josh is shaking up Gfuel and now he is some what depressed singing some kind of sad song. His vocal pitch gets high when he is depressed.

EDIT 5; OZZY OZBOURNE FOR THE SICKOS OUT THERE. Copyright strike.

EDIT 6: Josh is throwing up in the trash can and making strange sounds.


EDIT 7: Don't subscribe to Josh's Patreon.

EDIT 8: "SWALLOWED IT. THATS A SPICY SUM BITCH"
 
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"Subscribe to my Patreon" .

Josh, why would would your fans subscribe to your Patreon when you're giving everything away for free on the Toobz?

EDIT: Someone mentioned earlier on here that he will be back streaming live soon. He needs the interaction with the trolls and his fans.

EDIT 2; Josh has been apparently sober since the Madam Mystic stream. Instead of alcohol it's gnarly sauces from around the world.

EDIT 3: You can't hear a thing Josh is saying even with some headphones. Something about snorting Gfuel.
God he’s a pussy. Took him forever to take the shot lmao
 
Pretty sure this was made Friday after the beer float video. Same couch box / clothes again, plus ice cream like hes gna not eat that thing in one day. He also said at the end of the beer float that he would make a Patreon video that evening.
Josh, why would would your fans subscribe to your Patreon when you're giving everything away for free on the Toobz?

I'm guessing he's got upload to toobz on autopilot and this was a mistake that will be removed as soon as somebody notices, like the previous "rant which contained the word moist" Since shit is getting uploaded from days prior it's all confusing for the bogmind.

EDIT 2; Josh has been apparently sober since the Madam Mystic stream. Instead of alcohol it's gnarly sauces from around the world.

How do we know about the sobriety?
Would be a nice Disney story that he's gone off to get sober, hence all the pre recordings but I wouldn't hold my breath. Rehab probably costs a bit more than $700

Flight from Wyoming to London costs about $700 too

I can imagine so do landlord cleaning fees for destroying the fuck out of carpets


Edit: Didn't notice the comment "sub to my Patreon" It's a fucking advertisement video not a mistake.
 
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Think he’s trying to make a push for Patreon.

He is all about getting money for booze (he’s def drank daily since that mystical stream). Someone put the idea in his head that YouTube doesn’t make him money, so he should focus elsewhere and try and bring that audience with him.

Problem is we are not going to spend money to watch ‘neck flexes’ and retards play guitar without their shirt on. He will come back eventually, just needs to see this latest strategy doesn’t work.
 
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Think he’s trying to make a push for Patreon.

He is all about getting money for booze (he’s def drank daily since that mystical stream). Someone put the idea in his head that YouTube doesn’t make him money, so he should focus elsewhere and try and bring that audience with him.

Problem is we are not going to spend money to watch ‘neck flexes’ and retards play guitar without their shirt on. He will come back eventually, just needs to see this latest strategy doesn’t work.

Also, that Veronica Dunham bitch who had a magic theory? It was just that Porkney was trying to use her stable of tards to bring money streams for her friends. Real secret stuff…
Saw a reddit post with a theory that maybe he got a noise complaint recently and is scared to do a drunk livestream because of that. The ticket for noise violations is around $700, which explains the nebulous expense.
 
The most shocking thing about this expense is that Clintoris didn't pay it off. He almost always picks up the pieces when Cobes screws up.
That’s why I think it was either to pay off a vice or something he doesn’t want Clint to know about.

The noise fine does make sense. Would be get court dates with that? I don’t think he would fight it but you never know. I’d also be surprised if Clint was not notified, at least by the landlord.
 
Noise fines where I live are incredibly hard to get. I believe the cop has to bring out a decibel meter and stand a certain distance away and measure the sound over a set amount of time. 99% of the time the police just tell you to quiet down. You pretty much have to blast music on an everyday basis after midnight or have the police come over multiple times in one night to get a noise citation and I live in a much nicer area than cobes.

I don't think his apartment could fine him that much for noise either. That's essentially a months rent at those buildings.

I've been wrong before though, if he ever does another drunk stream I'm sure he'll spill the beans.
 
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