🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Made me an ice cream sundae "food hack" consisting of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream, Peanut Butter Fudge Swirl ice cream and crushed up Strawberry Cinnamon Toast Crunch pieces TMDWU would recommend
Be sure to wash it down with SAKE! Or mead.
Cobra was one of the wildest fucking people to exist, and that's all he did really. He didn't talk, he would have streams of consciousness that you were held hostage for. You never knew where or what he was going to do, be it make a new wand or a disgusting food hack. It was a glimpse into the reality of what everyone could be. I hate to be cliche but "One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "
I remember when AugustTheDuck reacted to one of his cooking videos (IIRC the sushi burger). He mentioned how he didn’t cook for shock value and he wasn’t going to let the food go to waste, and this was really what the guy would eat on a daily basis.

Everyone appreciates realness.
 
It was Space Wolves, he had their logo as a tattoo IIRC. Though I dont think the nickname warlord had anything to do with them specifically.
 
This is from Clints Facebook. This honestly fucked me up.
I think this is honestly, and I mean this sincerely, Clints most artistic photo. The peak of his photogrophy is all right here. It perfectly encapsulates the end of Josh's journey. This fucking picture just broke my heart all over again dude.

Edited to add gay emotions.
For the love of god, someone build Clint a miniature gothic clocktower to put there. I don't feel right knowing he never got a clocktower, ever.
 
  • What is he reacting to in this famous gif?
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I guarantee all of the things there still have some of our boys fingerprints on them.
I really feel for Clint because I remember there being a touchscreen thing in my house that someone close to me would use a lot and after they suddenly died I could not bring myself to clean it for like months
 
This is from Clints Facebook. This honestly fucked me up.
I think this is honestly, and I mean this sincerely, Clints most artistic photo. The peak of his photogrophy is all right here. It perfectly encapsulates the end of Josh's journey. This fucking picture just broke my heart all over again dude.

Edited to add gay emotions.
Everything, especially the fun times, really does come to an end.

For all the shit I gave Clint in the beginning when I was still a new-fag and still thought he was evil because of that reddit post, he really was just a dad trying his best.

It is what it is, but it really shouldn't.
Hope he can have a safe grieving process and then jump on the wagon with Josh to sue the weens that sent him alcohol through DoorDash.
 
something to do with 40K he was obsessed with a space marine chapter forget which one though
He really liked the first space marine game, so I'm guessing Ultramarines. Definitely not Iron Hands, because nobody likes Iron Hands except poor old me.
 
Very informative, all of you. Thank you.

Yes she mentioned it specifically being $8 from Walmart, and it was to kill Jessica Messica, because she's JESSICA BOYLE's #1 alog.
What a goddamn lunatic that woman is.
it was the chair the dogs would sleep in after they died he got it
That feels incredibly appropriate that he received hand-me-downs from dogs.
Judging by his facial expression, I thought that it was going to be something shocking or surprising (like the time someone sent him the NSFW Warlord shirt), but it's almost even better knowing that he was trying to figure out a simple arithmetic problem.
 
Why do we assume Clint got it from Amazon and not through a funeral home?
I think people don't realize dying is expensive for the remaining family. There's a lot of predatory companies out there that want to swindle vulnerable people. Some people can barely afford an extra $100 after the cremation and other fees. Personally it's really petty to mention the price of those things when sometimes it's out of control of the family (imho).

I still feel horrible for his family :( no father should have to do this for their son's ashes
 
You absolutely need to add his puppet, and I don't know what it is, but there's a shirt he made that's got a typo that's like "I'd rather Jack off then rape women. "
While that shirt is peak, I think it's sold out, because I can't find it on his shop.
But this one is still up, and I bought it.
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Is the little urn a childhood pet or something? Weird seeing all of those artifacts on a shelf gathering dust now. Feels bad man.

If the celebration of life is a slideshow being narrated by his dad it's gonna be pretty brutal seeing the humanity behind le funny retard maymay guy that everybody ripped on since childhood. Gonna need a few drink combos to make it through that.
I'm 99% sure it's the ashes Josh's childhood dog.
 
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i think he took it down, first one was a typo second one was either removed because he literally called it "women abuse sucks tshirt" or because he realized it was poor taste/wanted more room for other dank designs
 
Cobes mentioned in passing TWU
FLY HIGH JOE WINKO
 
As funny as the #ANTIRAPE t shirt is as a concept, I'd recommend against buying it. Not for any sort of "where the fuck would you even wear it" sort of argument, but the fact the screenprinting is all fucked on the remix and the OG one is discontinued, the one he still had up on the store has like a shitty white background on the art that doesn't show up in the preview, and it's just smeary blurry nonsense on the big cobra that is the focal point of the shirt.

I can vouch for the various shirts that make a famous shot look like some kind of album cover with TWU under them, there's a few of them and they're all good to go. Same with the goofy crowned peanut head TWU one, and the Blunt Wraps and Cobra Coils Album Cover, and simple shit like the put that in your pipe and smoke it one or the can I mukbang you one.
 
Oh fuckin' boy, that urn pic has the waterslides goin all over again (:_( Sunday is gonna be fucking brutal.

Honestly, it's a huge relief to know Cobes has a safe and comfortable resting spot, at home, surrounded by his treasures and where no one can fuck with it. TMDWU
 
God damn this thread is hard to keep following. I don't want to be a downer but this is probably the most fucked up thread on the farms... Because all everyone's been doing this whole time has just been wishing Josh and his family well and appreciating everything he did, no matter how weird or cringe or whatever the fuck. Out of all of the people featured on this site he quite literally was the least offensive, just sharing his passions with the world and being himself to no harm to anyone else. Alcoholism is a hell of a sickness, and being trapped in your own bubble of self-defeat is, too. I hope you found the answers to your pains up there, Cobes, wherever that is.
 
sicko troles would tell him that he wanted a underage girlfriend etc etc so he started that to dispel the trole rumors similar with the ozzys grandkids shit

My favorite part was the way it developed overtime. The of-age was definitely a result of accusations from trole community. I want to say some of it came from when he'd get deep into the youtube Terrence Pop rage bait videos (alive, cis-gendered).
 
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