🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I'm not a Cobra fan, but I understand his importance to the people here, and the Internet as a whole. To everyone here, and to his father Clint, I am sorry for your loss.
Cobra was one of the wildest fucking people to exist, and that's all he did really. He didn't talk, he would have streams of consciousness that you were held hostage for. You never knew where or what he was going to do, be it make a new wand or a disgusting food hack. It was a glimpse into the reality of what everyone could be. I hate to be cliche but "One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "
 
This is from Clints Facebook. This honestly fucked me up.
I think this is honestly, and I mean this sincerely, Clints most artistic photo. The peak of his photogrophy is all right here. It perfectly encapsulates the end of Josh's journey. This fucking picture just broke my heart all over again dude.

Edited to add gay emotions.
I have to say, Clint has handled all of this with grace and honored his son perfectly. He understandably doesn’t want to be contacted but I want to express it somewhere. I’m just sorry he has to go through it at all.
 
this is very much a barebones wip, but:

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below the green helmet is the 3 row spike dog collar.
im thinking the pie high hat, and mayyyybe gay little wizard? any other shirts?
in magic artifacts, id like to add his hickory(?) wand he ordered, and i really want a clean shot of that wand her carried for a while before this one, i swear it was different.
for sidekicks, id like to add shon, and the snake plushies.
i havent spent a ton of time thinking about this, but what else would you add?
also, should i add his glasses or do you think thats more of a given? maybe the ozzy glasses? any input appreciated but not required farms.
 
this is very much a barebones wip, but:


below the green helmet is the 3 row spike dog collar.
im thinking the pie high hat, and mayyyybe gay little wizard? any other shirts?
in magic artifacts, id like to add his hickory(?) wand he ordered, and i really want a clean shot of that wand her carried for a while before this one, i swear it was different.
for sidekicks, id like to add shon, and the snake plushies.
i havent spent a ton of time thinking about this, but what else would you add?
also, should i add his glasses or do you think thats more of a given? maybe the ozzy glasses? any input appreciated but not required farms.
You absolutely need to add his puppet, and I don't know what it is, but there's a shirt he made that's got a typo that's like "I'd rather Jack off then rape women. "
 
This is from Clints Facebook. This honestly fucked me up.
I think this is honestly, and I mean this sincerely, Clints most artistic photo. The peak of his photogrophy is all right here. It perfectly encapsulates the end of Josh's journey. This fucking picture just broke my heart all over again dude.

Edited to add gay emotions.
I can't

This is heartbreaking
 
This is from Clints Facebook. This honestly fucked me up.
I think this is honestly, and I mean this sincerely, Clints most artistic photo. The peak of his photogrophy is all right here. It perfectly encapsulates the end of Josh's journey. This fucking picture just broke my heart all over again dude.

Edited to add gay emotions.
I miss him so much, toobz.
 
Damn, dude, this is such a crazy bit. I can't believe he'd actually coordinate with Clint to fake his own death and expose how he ruled our sad and pathetic lives. (:_(

I was bracing to see an urn on Sunday and wasn't anticipating it sooner. Something about seeing it is just... Man, I feel terrible for Clint and I miss the boy. The internet feels so empty and quiet now.
 
This is from Clints Facebook. This honestly fucked me up.
I think this is honestly, and I mean this sincerely, Clints most artistic photo. The peak of his photogrophy is all right here. It perfectly encapsulates the end of Josh's journey. This fucking picture just broke my heart all over again dude.

Edited to add gay emotions.

I guess you could say that Clint finally put Josh in a group home, but only with Shon and Puff :'(:smug:💚🖤
 
This is from Clints Facebook. This honestly fucked me up.
I think this is honestly, and I mean this sincerely, Clints most artistic photo. The peak of his photogrophy is all right here. It perfectly encapsulates the end of Josh's journey. This fucking picture just broke my heart all over again dude.

Edited to add gay emotions.
I'm so glad Shon gets to watch over our Boglim.
 
This is from Clints Facebook. This honestly fucked me up.
I think this is honestly, and I mean this sincerely, Clints most artistic photo. The peak of his photogrophy is all right here. It perfectly encapsulates the end of Josh's journey. This fucking picture just broke my heart all over again dude.

Edited to add gay emotions.
Is the little urn a childhood pet or something? Weird seeing all of those artifacts on a shelf gathering dust now. Feels bad man.

If the celebration of life is a slideshow being narrated by his dad it's gonna be pretty brutal seeing the humanity behind le funny retard maymay guy that everybody ripped on since childhood. Gonna need a few drink combos to make it through that.
 
Everything I always wanted to know about KingCobraJFS but was afraid to ask...

I started watching Cobra (or, more accurately, reading about him here and watching highlights) relatively recently. I've learned a lot about the guy over that time, but there are still plenty of things that I don't understand or don't have the full story about. Care to help a Cobro out and enlighten me on some of these?


  • Where did the term "Boglim" originally come from? Was it a misspeak of "goblin" or was it a reference to those toys from the '80s? Did Josh himself coin the term? Did someone else coin it but he embraced it?

  • Where did the "forbidden litany" (i.e., "Of-age, consenting, alive, cisgendered, unrelated...") come from? Was there an event or saga that made him feel the need to specify all of these things that would be assumed for normal people?

  • What is he reacting to in this famous gif?
king-cobra-jfs-jfs.gif

  • Where did Warlord get his nickname? I feel like "Warlord" would be a more appropriate name for Darflinny, who makes chainmail and forges metal knives and other weapons.

  • What's the story with Jessic- JESSICA BOYLE and the "$8 machete"? Did she specifically mention buying a machete from Walmart AND specify the low price? What was the context?

  • How did the "dead dog chair" get its name? (I hope I don't regret asking this because it sounds like it might be a very sad story.)
 
What's the story with Jessic- JESSICA BOYLE and the "$8 machete"? Did she specifically mention buying a machete from Walmart AND specify the low price? What was the context?
Yes she mentioned it specifically being $8 from Walmart, and it was to kill Jessica Messica, because she's JESSICA BOYLE's #1 alog.
 
This is from Clints Facebook. This honestly fucked me up.
I think this is honestly, and I mean this sincerely, Clints most artistic photo. The peak of his photogrophy is all right here. It perfectly encapsulates the end of Josh's journey. This fucking picture just broke my heart all over again dude.

Edited to add gay emotions.
What's the green and black ribbon thing below the urn?
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  • Where did the term "Boglim" originally come from? Was it a misspeak of "goblin" or was it a reference to those toys from the '80s? Did Josh himself coin the term? Did someone else coin it but he embraced it?
cooltaste a blind guy cobes was friends with tried to write "cobra is a goblin" misspelled goblin for boglim
  • Where did the "forbidden litany" (i.e., "Of-age, consenting, alive, cisgendered, unrelated...") come from? Was there an event or saga that made him feel the need to specify all of these things that would be assumed for normal people?
sicko troles would tell him that he wanted a underage girlfriend etc etc so he started that to dispel the trole rumors similar with the ozzys grandkids shit
  • Where did Warlord get his nickname? I feel like "Warlord" would be a more appropriate name for Darflinny, who makes chainmail and forges metal knives and other weapons.
something to do with 40K he was obsessed with a space marine chapter forget which one though
  • What is he reacting to in this famous gif?
king-cobra-jfs-jfs.gif
i think he was just trying to read the chat he has really bad eyesight
  • How did the "dead dog chair" get its name? (I hope I don't regret asking this because it sounds like it might be a very sad story.)
it was the chair the dogs would sleep in after they died he got it
 
aww. i like the colours. and the setup. it's like a really good shadowbox memorial. i can dig it.
i'm really appreciative of his dad letting the Internet in on this. I have my calendar set for the revive of life. i'm sorry, i'm drunk, whatever you call the life celebration of getting to see him off with company.
i did actually like his music null played for the halloween special a few years ago. very avante guarde i can't diss it.
 
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